Original by BroadwayKarkat http://tindeck.com/listen/mkgh
Karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4iW4oZ9uCY

download on tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/mrfg

Well, I have no illusions about my merits as a Dirk voice actor, but I'm lovin Condie ;) I love Broadway Karkat's stuff.

Lyrics:

CONDESCE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Prince of Heart, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the human who's woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha
You're joking, you're joking
Let me see your eyes
You're joking me, you must be
This can't be the right guy
He's anime, he's yaoi
I don't know which is worse
I guess I'll have to knock him off
His highest, princely horse

When the new Black Queen says
You're going to fail your mission
You should pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Condescension
And if you aren't bowing
There's something very wrong
Because I won't let you get away
Once you've heard the Condesce song

Obey, Obey, Obey
Because I'm the Condescension

CONDESCE
Well if I'm feeling crafty
And I've found that you're awake
I might just bake a special batch
Of alpha children cake!
And don't you know the dreamer
That makes the whole thing work?
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk~!

Oh, yes
Whoa-ohhhh
Oh, yes, I'm the Condescension

DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well I'm alive so you're behind.
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.

CONDESCE
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe this boy
Lord English, are you hearing this?
This nonsensical ploy
It's pathetic, it's tiring
Your blood is just so low
So now, I think it's about time
That I turn you into dough

DIRK
Every human has this blood color...

CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die then.
Fufufu...

Whooooooa~

On 2x3 prong day
The whole world's fate was sealed
Because I'm a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It's much more fun, I must confess
When the advantage becomes all mine
I'll take you all out, one by one
And this game'll turn out fine

DIRK
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls

CONDESCE
Oh, human, you're something
The facade that you present
Only shows that you just do not know
Who you are up against
It's worse than you imagine
You haven't got a prayer
How do you expect to outrun him
When he is already there?

Hahaha
Good luck~

DIRK
Suck my dirk...

The Condescension Song

Narenza (Ermelo) Main output (front)

I was listening to The Planets by Holst when I started this.  I was working at getting deeper chords and creating more of an atmosphere.

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