If Deku tried to hit a detroit smash on Little Mac then mac would just down special it

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… fucking dumbasses! It's that one pink obese starfish, Patrick Star! Trying to dog it out with the character who is clearly a dog but gets confused for a cow bull thing for some reason, Goofy!

Lyrics:
Goofy:
Gawrsh, Rick! A sponge soaking sap is what your pair amounts?
Like Paramount! I'll make a mountain out of your pebble house!
How you flipping that thing but still can't flip a patty
Patty flipped his padding, and now all he does is freakin'…. padding!
A-hyuck! I'm pulling your leg, and it won't regenerate
Between two psychotic Patrick's, I'm messin' with Bate
Not to say I couldn't catch this fish on a hook with bait
Offer em' a spin-off and it's practically tooken, heyyy…
Wait a minute. That was meta, shucks
But you're just a loser, while Goofy tends to, "Hyuck"
If me having a son didn't get to register
But you're a chub, if asking for food tends to g-check this register!

Patrick:
Is mayonnaise a verse? 'Cus if not, I'll have to pack you.
I must son you! So let's think of what would Max do
He'd prob ignore your advice, say you're destroying his life
Oooh wait, you're the dad, or you're supposed to be, riight?

Goofy:
Uhh, glad you could pin it down! So spare me the kindness
'Cus you're a pinhead, I'll knock you down with a bit of strikin'
The fingers grip like I di-

Patrick:
Heyyy, who you callin pinhead.
I'm the real Goober here! And I don't even fall for tripping

Goofy:
Shucks, you think you'd get smarter after you fell off again
Now your show's like Rocky, I'll start by tossin' it
Exec's camping, it's all just meh, you dropped ice when that came near
Stephen rolls in his grave like; "we should be safe here"!

Patrick:
You’re milkin' your goofy ahh battle raps while you still can
Might be why his fam likes to get smooched by the milkman.
There’s no battling Patrick, I’ll hang the fight up that quick
Lose ‘cause your lining tactics? No, this is rap-trick!
They ask if it's trap then I tend to get maddened!
They're not even crabs, it makes me crabby when it happens…
Oh yeaaah, I have to pop this giraffe 
And, I ain't talking the spots they have when you get some hands
Guess, I'm owning this caught dog, so you can tell how Pluto feels
But he’s got no hot-dog in him! Hence why you pulled a veal
The inner amalgamations of my pen is an enigma
Do you live under a…ehhh, uhhhhhhh.

-CAST-
Patrick Star: jort
Goofy: RaccoonBroVA

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Smush
Written by: JaCoN, and Danii
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CcQA6SCRY&ab_channel=Anywaywell
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Mixed by: jort

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

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The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

Cri as Dirty Bubble
JesseBoxVO as Smiler

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: 3ple and Cri
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Grasman
Special Thanks: 3ple, Michael Stark, Ace Music & MidgeCat

Dirty Bubble:
(Hahahaha!)
It is I! Dirty Bubble, the living plague
And I've been sent in to clean Sony's biggest stain
But your rep's more tainted, had a rift with Gene
Made like Twitter with Tweets, and tried to limit his speech 
That smile? I'll flip around that glee, you girlie
So sick like I gave you a wee bit of scurvy 
Have you drop out like each of your pearly whites
At once, my flow is clean and dirty
I hope the kid had a phone that was waterproof
Or else my whole job is moot, beaten by a drop or two
This emoticon had an emoter conned
Now that's dirty work, and I'm the one that's known for grot

Smiler:
(Mhm) Excuse me, you're gonna have to pause it
I'm too busy helping fans on which emoji to comment
I'm more of a star, and add in a fire
But you? Poop Daddy wouldn't have to retire (haha!)
So preachy, go back to your soapbox
I'll smack you, you'll go pop with the hand of my robot 
Got captured in old bottles and failed to stay sober
So don't talk about dirt, you have that in spades, floater
You wanna come and burst? Who has the worst defenses?
I've a firewall protector that outshines your surface tension
With a smiling girl the head of the entire world of text
You know my lines are the best, against this flying murk of mess 

Dirty Bubble:
You got a dirty look, I'll clean it up
With a one, two, then I'll beat 'ya up
Your rating's the max age, your fans are from weenie hut's
The only thing more whiter than you, are the teeth you front
They got a blondie at the square net sphere
Like I'm the bubble, but you're the airhead here 
I'm well delighted by this match
May we meet again in the Great Pacific garbage patch 

Smiler:
Hmmmmm, ignored. You're making me struggle
When speaking, I don't like waiting for bubbles (urrrgh)
You're not serving anything when you crumble under Krabs
You can scrub the deck for when I make a Bubble bloodbath
The host of a book club, and yet you got sent 
To the shelves of Nick, they left your plot on read
I'll escape your grip with a desktop pen top
So you can FINALLY get the point,(*clears throat*) the Emoji Popped

The Dirty Bubble vs Smiler - Bonuses By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO)

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chandler matkins as engineer

written by casey william, dilly and cri
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by zagranis

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Steve (Minecraft) vs. Engineer (Team Fortress 2) - Rap Battle! (2023)

the illuminati conspiracy theory vs black hole science rap battle by korekitten

➤ Cast:

Spadical as Illuminati
Korekitten as Black Hole

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Korekitten

Special thanks to Dilly!, ENNWAY, Nugget, Trakked, Derpiest Game Blast, and you, the viewer.

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 8 bars)

Illuminati:

It took a couple hundred years to end your looking for a set style
With all those disconfirmed theories you should know ‘bout the *X* FIles
I pull in members, bringing truth to all those that attend, while-
you pull everything but cannot save Hawking from exile

Now the enlightened will bring brightness to this dark star (Dark star)
I take a pious prick and smite him with my dark arts (Dark arts)
You’ll find your lights go dim when fighting this. We’re far from same (Far apart)
You’re dying quick, collapse and burn, just like your pinball game

(verse 2: 8 bars)

Black Hole:

I seriously can’t cease you for thinking you’re near as great as I
People who believe you do really great at escaping light
Just white guys with bright eyes, your design is an eye-roll
It wouldn’t be to my surprise if you’d prefer a white hole

(Ay) Thinking you’re really enlightened? (Ay) Clearly you’re not the smartest.
(Ay) How you a secret society (Ay) when you’ve been common knowledge?
(Ay) Look past the event horizon (Ay) You’re not near haunting, cause when-
(Ay) I bring in eco-anxiety (Ay) you bring Madonna songs, man.

(verse 3: 8 bars)

Illuminati:

I won’t need to give you my two cents, I’m on the dollar bill
You pulled all the air from David’s lungs and got him promptly killed
I put the ill in “Illuminati”, it’s not a fight since-
I’m pulling in so much you can’t escape The Enlightened

There’s no way this phenomenon’s possibly
taunting me You’re all but godly, you’re not but a
spot for the scholars to congregate, profiting 
off you till Hawking abruptly shut off to sleep
You’re leaving toddlers distraught at the thought of the
possible stop of revolving in lots of years
But you’re not daunting at all to me, you’ll just stay
dropping and falling off, locked in as hollow space

(verse 4: 8 bars)

Hollow space? The catholics erased you, back it up
How when I pull all the matter near me, you’re who gathers dust?
Listen, I’m not coming last in this beef, it’s not Chapter 1
Because I just keep on packing the heat (Uh) Black Hole Sun

The catholic church left you on a hospital bed
Somehow choking when you’ve not got a neck
Take a step back, ‘fore your body is spread
Try to beat me, and you’re flopping again
You’re an MLG meme, lost your comic effect
Keep on copying, your light’s hanging on by a thread
For the revolution, you’re a cause and effect
So don’t pardon my French, I say off with your head

Illuminati vs. Black Hole - Rap Battle. (ft. Spadical)

Malina Rose as Tifa Lockhart (audio)
ThatAdorableFox as Tifa Lockhart (video)

MetaMachine as Max Headroom Incident (audio)
Cri as Max Headroom Incident (video)

Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by JK03
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Dansonn
Additional instrumentation by Mega PMB
Cover art by JotaSeis

Tifa (0:16):
Name is Tifa - here to serve ya
I won't need a - spell to burn ya
I would beat ya - but you'd like it
This track's a power plant, AVALANCHE is gonna light it-
Up! You're at the forefront of trolling for the hell of it
Performed a messed-up shtick and ever since you've been irrelevant 
Behaving so indecently to kids doesn’t sit right
Now do what you do best and escape into the Midnight (Ayy!)
Like a meteor, you've fallen quick
The only time you'll "Catch the Wave" is from my Dolphin Kick! 
While you leave the world baffled, I'm a global hit 
Call you Don Corneo cause I'll own 'ya, bitch! 
You're nothing but a memory
Went silent after going live, you may as well be dead to me! 
3 minutes in the spotlight and you left the scene
Any impact that you could've made’s an endless dream! (Uh!)

Max Headroom Incident (0:50):
For a nerd working in a bar, I thought you'd have some 
You're just Chun-Li with some knuckles tacked on
Fact of the matter is, you can't take threats directly
Ran away from Shinra like "they're coming to get me!"
And all it takes some envy to overpower her
Can’t lock hearts with Cloud cause he'd fallen for the flower girl (Awww)
Why such a downer, huh? Clinging on that desperately? 
His love for you is fading worse than his memories!
Saved the world from the biggest of hits
But you couldn't save yourself from a rickety bridge
The quack doctors took advantage of ‘ya lickety-split
‘Cause when you got a coma, you were insufficiently fixed
Man, you consistently miss if we're listing your drinks
You couldn't serve me up a punch that would give me a kick
And your abilities, kid? Oh Jesus, who cares?
Seeing you fight’s making me the one who's crippled in a wheelchair!

Tifa (1:24):
I've backed up the gang of a good revolution to fuel my need for retribution 
Proceeded to storm corporations so ruthless, whereas your intrusion was only a nuisance
You've proven that crudeness is futile, just useless, a desperate ploy to incite some confusion
And though you escaped FBI persecution, you won't be excused when I'm doing this dude in
A shame your first attempt met a gloomy end
Got your fun cut short by WGN
Then you made the headlines in Chicago, but at what cause?
Wanted all of mankind to see you as a fraud?
Man, your thinking is flawed, acting so damn perversely
Chucked a verse so Bull, you’re no better than Swirsky!
Your fame is on life support, swept under the rug (Uh)
All I’d need to leave you beat is pull the plug

Max Headroom Incident (1:58):
Oh ho ho ho… was that really all, kid?
Should’ve made like Marlene’s dad and dropped it
My giant masterpiece… seems like you watched it
‘Cause all you spewed was piles of garbled nonsense
Let's flashback to that sad past of carnage
Sephiroth must've had a lot of blood prints
Frickin’ liberal was so cursed with knowledge 
He left you an orphan and your town demolished!
Awwww… That must be rough
Poor daddy got turned into a shish kebab!
I'm scarred by your story’s length, where does your lore start?
Living in the slums? Of course you’d have poor bars!
Screw your limit break! My prime time is taking slots
Left your city in a perilous state to rot
Maybe a drink will keep your trauma in check
‘Cause Nibelheim’s a burning memory you’d rather forget!
(Laughs)

Tifa Lockhart vs The Max Headroom Incident. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Malina Rose & Meta)

Egomanic as TreatsforBeasts
The Monarchy as Gateway of the Mind
Written by: M&Mattie
Mixed by: Light_IWNL
Beat by: Dansonn
Coverart Drawn by: Grasman
LYRIC DOC:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XPiawapfUGx1KjG9BbGCzdW4OBTTyxrQKxBY6sd2_Fs/edit?usp=sharing

TreatsforBeasts vs Gateway of the Mind || Terrifying Rap Battles (Feat:Egomanic and The Monarchy)

kinger the amazing digital circus vs sarah needlemouse exe rap battle anolog vs anything.

Kinger vs. Needlemouse // Analog vs. Anything.

Cri as Kinger

Hailey as Needlemouse (Sarah)

Cameos by Clarence and Hailey

Written and Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Art by A Trash Artist and EpicMonkey

Graphic Design by JustADude
 
LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UQrnK9FOf0a4FMEuSOGaNoLlGwlLoP7al3U2Nt7LQM/edit

Kinger vs. Needlemouse • Analog vs. Anything.

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