Yo who’s that British idiot in the crowd he sounds mega stupid

That ending was really cute and wholesome

It's an honor making Sans say ballin' in your rap battle, boss.

It was such an honor playing Sayori in this battle!! the ending is so wholesomee

That was a great Battle with an adorable ending. I love it

Thank you for ending this one on such a positive note. Aside from being well written and mixed, this is a battle that a lot of people simply need to listen to. Also having the same cast as Gio vs Papyrus is based as Hell.

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uW2qS6TadHZVvUhBxf6YYNLNmYmdaa50V8YuwpkaC0Q/edit
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Sayori
Mancha as Sans (cameo)
Written by by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Additional help by King Mewtwo and MaxStar6
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Pets with personalities"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"

Papyrus vs. Sayori

A rerelease of Username: 666 vs. Byron LG with a new mix.

Username666 (Audio): WillEpicFlicks (Video): Fightmarker
ByronLG (Audio): FyxFynn (Video): Snakebite126

Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering by: Dee &. Light
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Announcer: also Light
Edited by: Fightmarker & ColeTheCole
Subtitles by: ColeTheCole
Backgrounds/Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(0:21) Username 666:
When the net first started, I crawled my way out of hell
Ready to strike fear into fools who dare refresh my URL
Now twenty years later, the horror scenes only got worse
Like this schmuck who’s but a clone of me with his colours inversed
I'm uncontested: the best pasta to pop up in your suggestions
This sorry spambot’s getting blocked if I’m catching him in my mentions
And my knack for bloodshed is outmatched but I really felt bested
With your plot infested of more holes than myself - that's impressive

(0:42) Byron LG:
A YouTube creepypasta who's fallen out of his relevance?
You couldn’t bring your fame back if you tried inspect element
Comedic, this mess thinks he’s besting me with endless refreshing?
You’re only threatening when it comes to the trojans you’re spreading

(0:53) Username: 666
I can't really say I'm in a big shock your pasta got hammered
Spouting gibberish nonsense, as ridiculous as your grammar
It's amusing; you come at me with lines equally confusing
You're in need of a large hand if this is what your pen's producing
You're losing cause I spit it sick
You can’t infect a site for shit
As I'm growing my gore and throwing my fists
All you’ve managed to lob is a fucking brick
Maybe after this you can finally learn what it means to be scary
As you’re plastered across the news again: This time in the obituaries

(1:14) Byron LG
You're a joke; this troll viruses' effects are purely trivial
I take crashing windows and monitors a bit more literal
I’ve only urged for a good diss but after hearing what you've spat
All you’ve succeeded in doing is making me.. really mad.
But I will tell you what angers me more
The way you're so keen on showing your gore
The truth is your pasta lacks so much filth
You don't even challenge Normal Porn
You’re only a loser who’s so slow at deliverin' horror
Your ass somehow managed to outlast Internet Explorer

(1:36) Username: 666
This duel is only proving why you haven't found where glory lies
Weakened as you've progressed; quite reflective of your story line
It's painfully ironic that you're failing in your rap
Cause last time I checked you specialized in ciphers and cryptographs

(1:46) Byron LG
I wanted a verse, not a limerick; It hurts when this hypocrite
Belittles all my scares when he can't manage to deliver shit
Once I've invaded triple six no one will search for more
As he faces a second stoppage; Username 404’d

Username: 666 vs. Byron LG [Updated]. Rap Battle #4.5

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

happy new years :)

BEN:
A bird against the one who froze the web?
You’ll need more than a notepad to go past this magnum Opus, BEN
Your family’s broken, bent, I’ll look into Manfred’s hopeless mess
I know a thing or two about Ocean Quests
But we both know Lorenz
He dropped the phone cause he knows that his home’s a wreck
Not surprised she can’t step up when her legs went and sent her
To the hospital bed, and she never woke again
But I can see why you slept in, I wouldn’t want to live your dreaded youth
Since daddy couldn’t find time to care for ya with the Lens of Truth
So no revival’s gonna save ya when I’m dissin' this pest
‘Cuz he nabbed the system and dipped... in the literal sense
Putrid, you’re more confusing than your textures
Useless, you’re only wanted by retro collectors  
Moon kids, I ascend over all your flimsy horrors
Hubris, you can’t save yourself, it’s YOURTURN

Thea:
Hm? I think the phone’s ringing
This foe’s got his flow missing, but he should know 
I’m the Mario Killer, I got pro crow spittin’
So best head to Lon Lon Ranch ‘cause on the mic, I roast chickens!
It makes sense you’re the Elegy of Emptiness
Since all the filler in your writing had made me deathly sick
You’re not really exciting- scary sightings and standing silent?
I could stop you in your tracks by turning on an anti-virus!
You’re the magnum opus of… cartridge possession?
Please, I’m more fly than you, even after your ascension!
The only thing you froze were the screens you were shown on
Mixed with the shallow story that rivals the water you choked on
The Father murdered ya’, you got eternal hatred
You took to Termina, then you got terminated
While I’m still alive, you can’t be comparing our states
When your fandom grabbed a pen and gave a terrible fate

BEN:
Mentioning fandoms? Like you’re someone who could strike a cord
Using Unity to stay alive like it’s your life support
And don’t say I’m the worst of my kind
‘Cause my Internet Story’s the reason yours is alive
Killing this track and the counter resets
You’re not getting rid of me with a browser refresh
Hear the ringing of the phone going as loud as it gets?
Don’t worry, it’ll be muffled once you’re drowning to death

Thea:
As if I’d cave in to your threats- they should’ve kept this error hidden
I thought this reservation could serve up something that’s better written
But with your phoned-in disses, you’ve made yourself a living hell
Since cowards freaking out at their computer sure does ring a bell
I’m not scared of you since your powers consist of nothing
And no glitches can save ya’ when your days run out like your funding
So once you make like your website and Cleverbot breaks
Your ROM will be the only thing that’s left on your grave

ENNWAY as BEN
Azia as Thea

Written by Rabi and Shimario
Additional help from ThatTacoGod
Prod. by Anywaywell and Glitchdude
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Rabi
BEN art by Nooby
Catastrophe Crow art by CyanCoat

BENDROWNED Vs. Catastrophe Crow - Rap Battle #15

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beat prod. by anywaywell
art by jesseboxvo and triplestabber
cover art by rabi
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Papa Louie vs Freddy Fazbear - Bonus Battle! (2022)

Walk as Byakuya Togami
Quizzique as Miles Edgeworth
Written by JK03 & RNG
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan & Jofinity
Mixed by Oofie
Cover Art by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Flow Test by RNG

Byakuya Togami (0:22):
You think plankton like you can challenge the heir of the Togami name? 
You should know I always come out on top when playing games
I've been winning since I was a child, fighting for the Togami title
While you’re a grown man whose entire bloodline I could buy for 
A day's work, you look like you’re paid worse than Gumshoe
An appropriate amount for such idiotic scum who
Can’t even get a single name out of the witnesses he presses
So I will own this battle and make you bow in respect
As your formula has grown stale, so it's good you keep it bound
Since shaking things up is all it takes for you to break down
Pulling tricks for a conviction to keep your record perfect
Coupled with that gaudy outfit, you’re truly the entire circus!

Miles Edgeworth (0:55):
Calling me the circus? That’s quite rich coming from you
You tamper with crime scenes for fun, by covering up the truth
It’d only take some Logic to Connect the pieces to your demise
So allow me to take the stand to pick apart all your rhymes
Let’s see, you claim that my formula is becoming bland?
Then, please, why did you copy it like a parrot on the stand?
Face facts! You’re the real imposter copying my style.
Take that! I handled school debates better when I was a child!
But of course he doesn't see the blatant holes in his logic
There's no Naegi to “tell him” the facts, so this win? I’ve got it!
Must’ve satisfied Fukawa’s dreams whipping this child with ease
And I didn’t need Franziska to help fulfill that fantasy!

Byakuya Togami (1:28):
Shut up, I’ve had enough of righteous imbeciles like you
Wright’s worthier of your name, got the edge in court and hairdo
You used to strive to be like your father, a respected attorney 
Until Manfred came along and shot holes in him and your dreams
And isn't Karma ironic, after years of incriminating innocents
Your own mentor set you up for your own false imprisonment
Needed that hapless idiot to bail you out of your predicament
So insistent on admitting guilt, yet still acting dependent!
You think that worthless worm Fukawa’s something to have a go at
Know that it's at least better that old hag Oldbag
So get this scum out of my face and wrap up this trial
For again Edgeworth chooses death, I pray that it’s final

Miles Edgeworth (2:01):
You think you’re better? I object, your legs are the only way you reach my bar
I don’t need Kay to set the scene for how your boasts fall apart
Bringing up my father’s death? Please, you’re one to talk
When Junko made puddles of your bloodline to be outlined with chalk!
And you of all people can't talk about incriminating innocents
The only way you’re pulling strings is tying up Chihiro’s corpse and framing Jill with it
Kidnapped by kids? Pathetic as your attempts at rapping
I’m sure Hina’s the only time you’ve ever heard of “slapping!”
Empire fell leaving you friendless with no power, left despairing
Thinks that he’s perfect? Yet he still falls for red herrings?
Cause of death: reduced to fiction from V3’s twist coming short
And add “Destroyed on the mic,” to the updated autopsy report

Miles Edgeworth vs Byakuya Togami - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Walk & Quizzique)

VinnyO as Baldi's Basics
Vladimyr P. as Hello Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
This world can be a scary place, but who’s here to protect you?
When you’re locked in my basement. ‘Fore I leave this I expect to
Leave this bitch in ruins, thinking I would’ve let you win
But Baldi’s Basically a Pedo so who the hell would’ve let you in?
You’re out of pocket like pocket change
Your low budget shit can’t compare to my game
It’s so Unreal that I suspect
Your graphical errors’ are incorrect
There’s rumours this intruder’s claiming to be my ruler
I’m a bruiser ‘gainst this loser so now I can be your tutor
Taught to shove you in my locker, there’s no escape when I spit this hotter
To a degree where you’ll need a Doctor, where’s your scholar Wannabe Crocker?
I’ll bully Baldi’s weak techniques that keep players asleep
So it’s no wonder that you’re quite the Strangest Error From The Deep

Baldi:
There’s no rapping in my halls unless the teacher comes to spit
I’m iconic, it’s ironic; I’m the one the neighbor worships!
I heard why you rap that bad; you’re just a held-back senior student
And I’ll sweep you like the floors just to radiate my amusement
Bash your birthday with my words no need for stealth in this challenge
‘Fore you made many Grave Mistakes; no shiny quarter for your balance
When we’re playing hide and seek you better pack your bags and run
Cuz you’re so dumb I bet you think that 9+10 is 21!
Try out this rope for suspension so you can hang in detention
My bars hit harder than your car that will crash your perception
Of my demonic oppression so let me teach you a lesson
On how to rap a good verse like the high school obsession
And you’re in need of corrections as I stand high- on the spectrum
I spit a diss like the elements used to make an electrum
If a prepubescent teen is what you call a home invader
THEN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN or you can say Goodbye, Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
Son, I’d let you roam freely, but your entrapment is what Theoadores
so I’ll board up the doors to leave your whole corpse a blood and gore galore on the floor
And Sure, you had some fame, how strange, that’s something I can’t fathom
Baldi’s Basics Plus the remakes now that Hallways equals a BadSum!

Baldi:
This “Alpha Male’s” the Beta version drizzled in despair
Because your win’s nowhere just like my hair, ain’t that your Waking Nightmare?
Your wife is flying high, I know that damage cannot be undone
But the reason you got ghosted; was your Millimeter Peter, son!

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Prod. Brutal
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Baldi's Basics vs Hello Neighbor. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMkKEepQ3xXv3XDx1HB131LYzVIg0s26miWqgnSfjzQ/edit
Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Kamren the Person as Baldi
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Bork, and Paige
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Paige
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hope you all are having a good Rap Battle Day!!

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

Bill Cipher vs Shuma-Gorath - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #10

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