The beef, the whole beef, and nothing but the beef.
I'll tell you bout the queef that polluted the coral reef.

I met her down south and she showed me what's beneath,
her trousers, and it was like Mario battling bowser.

I tried not to arouse her, I started backin off,

my dick was really soft, then she took off her blouse. Wowsers, what NOW, sir?

This is more than my dignity allows for
She pinned me down, lousily browsing my trousers

Diggin me, in a biblical sense
Makin friends with my thingamyjig

Whisperin "Finger me big!"
Stuffin my hand in her oil rig

And then she took off her wig
and she was BAWLD! OH MY GAWD!

And that was when I knew
and that was when I knew
and that was when I knew

I had to escape the bitch
I had to escape the bitch,
I had to ditch, before I got raped by the bitch
I had to escape the bitch

I had a plan, I told her I was a family man
she said "Shut up bitch, and put your jam in the can!"

She didn't listen, I guess she wasn't a family fan
She rattled my glands

It was a battle between a handsome man and a rancid clam
She straddled me, opened her cavity, and gravity did the rest

Like it did with her chest
I tried to keep abreast of the flesh, but I choked

Passed out, woke up with a titty in my throat, 

and my balls in a rope, no joke
there was no hope

She had a pope hat on, and I was bein sat on,
and shat on and spat on,

And that was when I knew
and that was when I knew
and that was when I knew
and that was when I knew

I couldn't escape the bitch
No escapin the bitch
There was no escapin this
I was gettin raped by the bitch
The bitch

No Daddy No Speedo's - Escape the B*

get fresh oi!

Props to Bogus Gasman who wrote the original and gave us the samples. 
Dj Roman and Skaggy take the ska to the next level of jungalistic mashup!
Keep it silly

Bogus Gasman - Get Fresh (Dj Roman & Skaggy's jungle remix)

Oslo's king of Jungle turntablism, Harold Lloyd never ceases to impressive with his wide array of beats and basslines. Dropping vinyl for over 20 years around Europe and re-invading the city as of recent, the man gives you his latest and freshest mix. Bassklagenemnda approved

Harold Lloyd in the Mix for Metafusion 040312

Get Matsui was proper chuffed when he got invited to play at the Love&Magic party for the Psy-Trance crew! Up & off he went with heavy bassdriven beats and psybreaks for the crowd's joyful pleasure! A night to remember for sure.
(Oslo- 29.03.2013) 

Get Matsui - Live @ Love&Magic

Known for his raw, dirty, powerful and unique sound, Synthomania's style is best explained as a hybrid between Elektronika, olskool electro\rave\acid and experimental dubstep\drum&bass.
With almost exclusive use of old hardware synths, drum-machines and samplers, Synthomania drops an exclusive of is productions on this massive mixtape!!sticks out of the masses not only through his unequaled musicial style, but through the retro sound in which he presents a completely new genre of his own.

His career in music began in 2003 when he first set his hands on a piano at the age of 15. Almost instantly, he fell inlove with the idea of creating music and enrolled in a school for musicians only two years later. There he studied jazz piano, musical theory, and composition in general.
During these years of artistic growth, he bought his first synthesizer, a (Roland D-50) and his eyes were opened to the beautiful realization that his talent did not have to end at the mere sound of a piano, but that there was a whole new limitless dimension of sounds just waiting to be discovered. Since then, he has become what some might call a "hardware junkie" where as his collection of synthesizers, drum machines, and other studio equipment has rapidly grown past the extreme.

Some of his inspirations are; The Prodigy, Jexus/WC Olo Garb, Massive Attack, Røyksopp, Deadma5, The Knife,
Fever Ray, Ugress, Sigur Ros, Mew, and most of all Bjork.
This is not to say that he falls under the same soundscape, but if you toss all of these groups into an old blender and drag them through a world of dirt and distortion, the result may resemble something close to the perticular sound that is Synthomania!

Synthomania - Synthomania Spring Tape

Being it in Music or Art, Live or digital, we focus on all those bass & breaks out there and everything inbetween. Bringin drumnbass to calypso, and dubstep to electrobreaks. The pioneers meet the newcomers for your listening pleasure.

Schizo Pinguino
Get Matsui
DJ-HOVA
Harold Lloyd
Koian
Subway
Dj Roman
Daddimoshun
Subchaser
Dexrotator
Shaving Ronald's Car
Synthomania & Masturbeat
Joel Kolltveit
Basofon
DJ Lost
Mads Meskalin
Isabella Scansani
Mr Nimbus
Bunzi D
Andreas Naümann
Jtms9
Franky dMiedo
Res
Markus Garvin
Devyn Helen

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