Why are Bees Made out of Bees?

A Robot that Wants to Be Real

Now What In Tarnation?

Stellaris Advertisement

Welcome To Space Station 13

Whurgabata Commercial

Blood For The Blood God

Was gonna make a video on how to play minesweeper but never got around to it.

How to Play Minesweeper (Unfinished Video)

Radiation Announcement

Welcome To Space Station 13 A Capella Sample

Here We Go!

Quick little synth sample with a new favorite synth set.

Friends In Norway

Fright House

A graveyard loop for a spooky atmosphere.

The Phantom Matron

This is what the station would sound like sitting in arrivals.

Space Station 13 Ambient Soundscape

The Internet Model Organically Generated Encephalon Network gives you a verbal beatdown.

I.M.O.G.E.N. Gives a Verbal Beatdown

Friends In Norway V2

The audio debriefing for the first session of Space D&D. Voiced by yours truly and made using royalty free Sci-Fi sounds.

Space D&D Mission 1: Kalaxian IX Plasma Research Facility

Captain Jean-Puke Licard's Adventures in Space

Film Noire Monologue... With a Non-Film Noire Voice

Minute - a Meterstick Jim Rap (Sample)

Groovy Lounge Loop

I am not brendaniel reads. I am dick kickem. The things you have to patch out, am I right?

Sims 3 Patch Notes

Do Not Dock At Citadel Station

Here's a couple instances of me using my vocal abilities to portray different characters. The characters, as well as the title of the bit are:

Radio Announcer - Radio Starship
Fizzletrick the Wizard - Fizzletrick's Magical Emporium
Grimdark Evilbrood - Warlock's Monologue
Meterstick Jim (That's me!) - Sims 3 Patch Notes

Demo Reel - Character Reel

A vocal demo reel showcasing me reading an excerpt out of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Colour Out of Space"

Demo Reel - The Colour Out of Space

TikTok Memes Are Bad

A voicemail message trying to pitch the sale of a concealed weapon.

Emails From An Asshole - Class Three Permit

A man fell into a river in Lego City. Requested by Sincayy!

A Man Has Fallen Into A River In Lego City

HL1: Microwave Casserole

I came to draw things and say things, and I am all out of not things.

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