Yeah, so my real name's "Dean Jones." But the only love-bug I ever had, they give me penicillin for.

MF Jones 01

I'll help you take care of your beef... as long as you bring the cheese. 

MF Jones 02

You talk like a rodent, I'ma treat you like a rodent.

You wanna refund, bi***? I got your customer service right here.

If you're playin' at homicide, don't go out like a rookie.

Watch out, bi***es! The lethalest weapon is this Motherf*er's mind. 

Daaamn... my punk-ass clients just out motherf*ed the Motherf*er!  

I think y'all have been making some assumptions about my character. Emphasis on the "a**."