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Dynamic Skills & KeM - Logan City (Love Of Hip Hop)

mgk  Swing Life Away

Machine Gun Kelly - Sail

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Machine Gun Kelly - 100 Words And Running

100 Words And Running By Machine Gun Kelly

16 The Return - MGK

Sublime (remiXX) feat. Mod Sun

funny song i made .. check it out .. 


LYRICS ***

[intro]
yo yo yo, oi mate
im doing a fuken aussie song right now aye 
so listen dickhead ..

[verse 1]
i want a ford falcon, i hate fucken holden
im a farken aussie and i love me farken beers
i want a turbo or super charger
show off to the girls while im smoking maryjuana
i donno how write but i know how to rap
my ass is pretty itchy so gotta my scratch my crack
ima fuken tight ass, i wont give you change
stop asking for money get a centrelink pay
and mate please tell your girl to stop calling
that fucken fat bitch looks fucken appauling
she jiggles everywhere, as she giggles in dispair
its not very fair her (fart) clogs up the air 
i see a hot girl and i wanna chuck a fart
shes sits to me and i let it rip up
wata ripper now shes a tripper
i knocked the cunt out, time to lift her skirt up
what do i see i think im going blind
this bitch has gotta dick that is bigger than mine
holy fuck i guess its tough luck
better turn it over and fuck it in the butt

[ chorus ]
all day and every night, my eyes are going blind
well im an aussie who smokes weed all the time and gets high
i do love drinking beers, and i drink tooheys mate
cant pick up girls at the pub, go home and masterbate

[verse 2]
do you wanna bong ill pack you some weed
billy and jane what i need indeed
i was in sydney, now im in woop woop
plus i gotta the munchies with nothing to cook
so i eat a grub, off your girls bum
she so farken hii she got no where to run  
i dont want your girl but i want big boys toy
its in between her legs that i cant avoid
so i use me manners, i ask so nice
please big bird, let me take a dive
she dont hesitate, but her gut is in the way
oh for farks sakes mate lose weight !!
now im farken pissed off coz me dick is hard
but its so fuken short, cant get it in her lard
it is a tragic moment shes big and im small
gotta make one wish pretend im biggy smalls

[ chorus ]
all day and every night, my eyes are going blind
well im an aussie who smokes weed all the time and gets high
i do love drinking beers, and i drink tooheys mate
cant pick up girls at the pub, go home and masterbate

[verse 3]
i got a problem batting, behind my girls back
call me donald bradman, century of the batt
i get caught out, but i kinda like it
im a wanker in disquise theres no need to fight it
i love to fish too, while im eating meat pies
what more can i say, im wearing aussie pride
some things in life, just wierd sometimes
like pissing in your pants and shitting behind
i live the aussie dream gotta a ford and a house
find kings cross send a whore down south
the only thing i hate, is getting paid fortnights
me money goes quick, buying shit all the time
i only made this song, coz im farken ripped
but now i need to go, coz i need to chuck a shit
oh wait a minute, im only tripping balls
this story came from pictures hanging off ya wall 

[ chorus x2]
all day and every night, my eyes are going blind
well im an aussie who smokes weed all the time and gets high
i do love drinking beers, and i drink tooheys mate
cant pick up girls at the pub, go home and masterbate

KeM - The Aussie Skit

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MGK - LoudER (Freestyle)

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