Game of Thrones! It's a hit show!  It's a cultural phenomenon!  And it sucks.  Ramin Djawadi created a thrilling orchestral theme song for the show, and we fitted it with lyrics befitting D&D's crap-tastic writing.  Please excuse the amateur recording.

Thanks to Kylie and Julia of FandomFollowing.com for lyrical help!


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Why do critics give this show a pass?
	(shock deaths / with no context / and it’s sexist / to the nth degree)
Awful writing gets Emmys out the ass.
	(plot just / makes no sense but / please ignore that / here’s some nudity)

“Themes are just for 8th grade book reports”
	(Actors / do a fine job / it’s not their fault / writing is so lame)
“What, you don’t like these rapes?  Lousy sports.”
	(Don’t blame / Mr. Martin / we assure you / books are not the same)

“We have strong female leads with attitude”
	(Kind of / homophobic / but more blatant- / ly misogynist)
“Watch as they’re raped or saved by dudes”
	(Plus we / accidentally / make the villains / the protagonists)

Did they even read the books?
(We loved season one and season two was pretty fun
by season three you really see just what the show runners have done
to simplify and stupify. They think that they are better wri-
ters than Martin.  (Did we mention that we really like the theme song though?))

Why do people still watch this show?
(Seasons four and five what characters are still alive
Are inconsistent.  But who cares when we've got crazy action CGI?
The show is just a bro fest that's why we are here to protest this
Show sucks)
Game of Thrones sucks Game of Thrones sucks Game of Thrones sucks
Game of Thrones--
SUCKS!

GoT booksnob sing-along.m4a

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Boogie to the Elf Dance!

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Do you think there's a reason you're alive?  Then Justify Your Existence!  This is an extended version of the theme song from the exciting new Justify! podcast.  Check it out here:  https://soundcloud.com/justifypodcast

Justify Your Existence

the one thing that would make my Christmas dreams come true...

~~Lyrics~~

I'm dreaming of the Winds of Winter
Much more than any Christmas fun.
In a Not A Blog post
I'll see what I want most to hear
George finally got it done.

I'm dreaming of the Winds of Winter
With every forum post I write.
May you never encounter a wight
And may George swiftly, swiftly write.

I'm dreaming of the Winds of Winter
And all the mysteries we'll know
Like we'll know better
Who wrote the Pink Letter
And what will happen to Jon Snow.

I'm dreaming of the Winds of Winter
Will Aegon win himself the crown?
Will Danaerys burn everything down (to the ground)?
Will we see the Wall come crashing down?

I'm Dreaming Of The Winds Of Winter

A drinking song about Robin Hood, perfect accompaniment for when quaffing ale and shouting "huzzah" while wearing fake chainmail from Party City.

Tune is taken from Lady Francis Newell's Delight, found in Playford's _The Dancing Master_ from 1665. Words were written much later, in the 19th century. Arrangement is by Dr. Jack S. Kitts-Turner.

Here's To Robin Hood

""I only sang it the once," Tom complained. "And who's to say the song was about him? 'Twas a song about a fish."
"A floppy fish," said Anguy, laughing."
--A Storm of Swords, Arya IV

the Floppy Fish Song

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Plus some other songs I made.
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