Seinfeld

Regret

Release

Shame

Reapeat

my lame half hearted attempt at making something

fucked up everything

YES abbas!!!!!!!!

Barbara Beat

In a small land in a small country
In a village very agrarian
Some really bad dudes with really bad moods
Arrived- they were barbarians


There was just one lad who stood his ground
Invaders weren't scary to him
His name was Barbara. Boy he was bad
Barbara beat the barbarians


These barbarians were way bad.
We know this to be true
But Barbara was madder, radder,
And badder through and through


The leader of these wanton fools
Showed up to see what's what
Because his cronies returned bruised-
Someone kicked their butt


Their leader called himself Bad Ben
The baddest of the bunch
Standing high at ten foot two
He packed a mighty punch


Bad Ben bounced into the town
he broke into a run
He stumbled upon a weary Barbara
Then asked "Are you the one?"


Barbara said "I am. Your forces
Hit like a tsunami.
But I'm in the business of folding fools
Like they were origami."


With that Bad Ben drew out his sword
While letting out a roar
Bad Ben got a few strikes in
Barbara got in more


Bad Ben beat down Barbara until
He turned into a potato
But Potato Barbara launched Bad Ben
Into an active volcano


Barbara won this fatal fray
But the win came at a cost
A tuber for the rest of his days
He yearned for what he lost


Although we could try to derive
Some forced moral from this story
In our retellings let's just remember
Barbara's guts and glory

Barbara the Barbarian v.1

Won't You Let Me Breathe?

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