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Wonder what happens when Dadz closes on Friday? Now you know.

Fuckin' In Vinny's Basement

This song is about exactly what the title says. You're welcome

Bondage and Buttfuckin'

This song is about a terrible blow job I got in college.

Cheese Grater

This song is about something that gay men probably do and straight men would probably like.

Lick Me Where I Poop

This song is one of the more popular ones. Some say it's about Snookie. I am okay with that.

Oompa Loompa FUPA

This song is about a girl who gets an alien stuck in her vagina. It's not ACTUALLY about an abortion. Just sayin...

I Think I Need An Abortion

This song was for my friend Susannah who had penis graffiti on her door. Payback's a bitch, y'all.

Vagina In Your Face

My friend Sandi suggested a song about big girls with oral fixations. This was one of those lighting-strike moments.

For all you big girls that like to eat. Enjoy!

Face Down Suckin' On Me (Fat Girl Hoe Down)

My sister helped me with this one years ago.

At The Y(MCA)

My friend told me a hilarious story about shitting his pants. I thought it was so funny, I wrote a song about it.

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