Freddy Fazbear Sings A Song (Five Nights At Freddy's FNAF Video Game Parody)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chi-Chi as Power
Azia as Nezuko Kamado

Power:
(ahem) Grovel, human! Oh wait, you're not anymore.
Not since your entire bloodline was dropped on your porch!
If your ego gets too big, I'll cut it off at the source!
Save the crocodile tears and end this sob story short!
'Cuz I'm the fucking president of the United States!
Sleepy Joe over here ain't even qualified to race!
Everybody and their mother wants to kidnap the kid napping!
Got Moons walking on you; now you run from Michael Fucking Jackson!
Fancy footwork, thinking you're Messi? Kiddo, go fuck off and kick rocks!
Your demon art couldn't dent me; my blood boils because I'm pissed off!
I'll bite the hand that has fed me, and I'll shit wherever I want!
You're one-dimensional, just like Denji; you can't think outside of the box!
I got 1000 IQ; you got 1000 knife wounds!
Keep you locked up; no way to bite through! Had to make sure that it was child-proof!
All of your friends are making big steps, while you're the gum under their shoe!
Sleeping tight, but something feels fishy; when are your chums becoming your food?

Nezuko Kamado:
You must be ready to box, padding and filler galore...
I'm packing cheap shots; have Aki deliver to doors.
I don't need Tanjiro; I can smell you from a mile away.
At least he doesn't have to show me how to style and bathe.
I'll wipe the smile and the grime off your entitled face!
You're washed up, but to get clean, you'd need a tidal wave.
Like Kobeni's license plate, I'll bash your hood in.
Pedal to the brake; I smash my foot in.
Severed at the crown; still ass I'm whoopin'.
Ten toes down, and you're the crap I stood in.
Makima would pop your cap at the drop of a hat.
You have been catching strays, and probably the clap.
Claim that you'll kill a pussy, but get awfully attached.
Funny, a cat woman double crossed by a bat.
You're a blood-sucking leech! You're acting tough, but no one trusts
You'd muster up the belief for standing up to the beasts!
When on the cusp of defeat, you'd simply jump ship and leave!
Ain't got the guts for this beef; can't even stomach your greens!
You think you're the main event, but vain attempts have left you ostracized!
You're big and bad? You'd piss your pants if I went and switched off the lights!
Got no shame and dodge the blame; toxic traits, yet so cocky!
If you keep on pointing fingers, you'll be left with nobody!

Power:
KAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll roast Inosuke like pork; dice him! Split Zenitsu like forked lightning!
Mangle Tanjiro, hang the Hashiras; I'll have the whole entire Corps frightened!
I'll win for my priministirial campaign!
If your family wasn't axed, they'd be in famine from my tax rates!
You're a burden, a weight! So much baggage, you're hurtful to carry; your brother to act as your personal caddy!
He's in the fray, while you sleep in the day; make him serve as a lackey!
You never trained hard, never came far; you're alone in a fight, and you're getting chopped!
You'd be better off if I'm sending you back to your village looking like a bento box!

Nezuko Kamado:
Power as a leader? Stop gassing her up like that'd fit her.
You're one racist line away from female anime Hitler.
Hard to keep my rage contained; I think I've found the outlet!
Hit the Griddy one more time, I'll hit the grid and cause a power outage!
I cooked Daki easy; Makima would've charred this bitch!
Can't beat her without Pochita; you didn't have the heart for it!
You ain't second in command 'cuz you were Denji's first mate!
Won't hold a candle to me; don't you remember his birthday?

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

Since Jake always posts his songs' vocals and instrumental individually, I thought I'd play with it and make my own edited version of it (added couple harmonies and sound effects), and I'm pretty proud of it so I'm sharing it with the rest of the fandom. AMAZING song!
NOTE: This song is NOT mine, I just (kind of) remixed it. All credit goes to TeamNeutron.

Only One Way | Jakeneutron | (My Edited Fan-Version)

this song was NOT made by me, all credit goes to the original author

Going in Lethal | By Longestsoloever

MURDER DRONES SONG ▶ “DEAD INSIDE” by Twilike Wonder

Mautzi Outrun This Cat  Cartoon Cat Remix (Made by MUSCAPE on youtube)

[Verse 1]
Gather your crew in the ghostly halls,
Grabbers in hand, hear the static calls.
Sixth friend in the server’s just a voice on the line,
“Haul fast, haul quiet—or you’re out of time.”

Objects weigh heavy, but the laws still bend,
Even the nightmares bow to gravity’s end.
Laughs turn to screams when the shadows ignite,
One wrong move left in the flickering light.

[Chorus]
Teamwork and terror, a chaotic climb,
Dragging the treasure through the jaws of the grind.
Hands full of loot, but the clock’s running thin,
Laugh if you can—if the dark doesn’t win.

[Verse 2]
Four sweating souls lift a gold-loaded crate,
Tiny terror tossing trophies to the sky.
Mach-speed revenge—now we’re all floor decor,
Lesson learned: never trust folklore.

[Chorus]
Teamwork and terror, a chaotic climb,
Dragging the treasure through the jaws of the grind.
Hands full of loot, but the clock’s running thin,
Laugh if you can—if the dark doesn’t win.

[Bridge]
Metal jaws snap shut, but the prize slips away,
An inch from glory—heartbreak’s cheap to pay.
“Add a magnet!” they cry to the code in the void,
Hope’s last glitch as the floor’s destroyed.

[Chorus]
Teamwork and terror, a chaotic climb,
Dragging the treasure through the jaws of the grind.
Hands full of loot, but the clock’s running thin,
Laugh if you can—if the dark doesn’t win.

[Outro]
Solo mode’s a joke with no punchline to share,
Just echoes and monsters and empty chairs.
But who needs friends when the chaos is sweet?
The true monster’s you—king of defeat.

[Final Chorus]
Teamwork and terror, a chaotic climb,
(a chaotic climb,)
Dragging the treasure through the jaws of the grind.
(through the jaws of the grind.)
Hands full of loot, but the clock’s running thin,
(but the clock’s running thin,)
Laugh if you can—if the dark doesn’t win.
(if the dark doesn’t win.)

Teamwork and Terror (R.E.P.O. Song)

Afton's Revenge (Deluxe Edition)

Afton's Revenge (Slowed)

NOT MINE
Original Song: https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/11lMsARPEKUAHGj8knRoxc?si=71c9988108ec40af

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