This week we discuss the origin of the phrase "bless you" and why I'm not allowed to say it, dating woes, carnival disasters, drunk kids, being mistaken for a freshman, and my love of the podcast community. It also gets a little political at the end accidentally. Sorry bout it. 

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61 - Bless You

GUYS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I will use this new boyfriend for good and not evil. Listen to me talk about my life for way too long, all while suffering through subpar audio as I drive to my parents' house in the rain and scream about how exciting everything is. Plus, hear about new reddit page I'm obsessed with and you can be too! OK GOTTA GO WATCH GARBAGE TV AND EAT VEGAN CHEESE WITH MY SUPER COOL MAN

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62 - A Whole Egg

This week I just didn’t write a description lol ok enjoy! 

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63 - Amazing, Right?

This week I try to figure things out by talking myself through them and solving nothing! 
Other things are discussed but honestly I recorded this a week ago and I find my voice to be utterly unlistenable so I will never know what happened. Enjoy! 

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64 - Decisions

This week we venture into the Garbage Kitchen by placing a shameful pizza delivery order. Then we talk music and reminisce about the 90s and chat about my amazing love life DONT BE JEALOUS, JOHN. YEA LETS GET #THANKSGAVIN GOING BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKING HIM FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Ahem, where were we... Then we read some awful headlines and one news article slips thru even tho it’s horrible. I also tell a random story from my past to prove that I can still tell stories, spoiler alert: I can’t! Thanks for wasting your time with me! 

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65 - The 90s

Lets get caught up on life's trials and tribulations as I continually embarrass myself and eat weird foods! 

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66 - Now n Later

An improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more!

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