Judy is a Punk (rehearsal - cover)

Miss Ballooniverse

Pictures Of Lily

Dress

Check the record, check the record, check the guy's track record, check the record, check the guy's track record, he is not appreciated.

Industrial Estate

This is our tribute to Mr. Mark E. Smith.

Liam Paterson's Album

Cranky Mancunian

There actually is a bacterium on a diatom on an amphipod on a frog on a bump on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Hole At The Bottom Of The Sea

Recorded in honour of The Lansdowne in Glasgow, our hostelry of choice on band night for many years now. It closes on Sunday 30 September 2018 - henceforth 'Gloomy Sunday'.

Gloomy Sunday

With a little help from Santa's little helpers, we have managed to squeeze out our jolly Christmas video on Christmas Eve. So please enjoy, or not, our festive offering for 2018 - as predictable as turkey, but not quite so chewy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Soundcloud wants us to describe this track. OK, it's an angry track.

Poverty and entitlement are free - fuck your hedge fund, Tory topiary.

Smirking Death Mask

Our limbs are like palm trees, swaying in no breeze.

Mirage

Nothing - that's something we know a lot about. Particularly when it's floating around and has no shape.

Floating Shape of Nothing

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