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Mancha as Ugandan Knuckles no. 1
Skeep as Ugandan Knuckles no.  2
Frenzy as Ugandan Knuckles no. 3

garbageGothic as Maki Nishikino

Ugandan Knuckles:
Come my bruddas, to show de pride of da Knuckles clan
Unite for Uganda to spit on and ‘gainst this woman
We will show de elitist loner some tribal shunning
Look at de clok clok clok clok! Action is coming!
In Uganda, we stick together unlike your band of rebels
and gay lesbian girls who are empowered by de devil
Do you know de way? We will find our queen some day
While you're not real Ugandan; you're fake like Zimbabwe
Maki:
I guess I'm playing a solo; I'm okay with being lonely
That I'd rather be than a tribe that worships a dragon loli
Its open mic night. I’d throw tomatoes, but that’d be a waste
I’m the headlining performance tonight! Get the hell off the stage!
In reciting lyrics, you’ll find I’m well composed
Pitch perfect! Prose pros? I’m hitting ‘em, take note!
To think you’d mumble rap was expecting too many tings
So run your mouth flaps! I’ll show you how Knuckles Sings!
Are you trying to be funny? You know I don't chuckle.
You’re literally dirt poor. You know I'd rather flex my knuckles.
While your conga line bangs bongos in chat rooms trying to rush in
I’ll J-Pop your bloated bodies; strike with my type of percussion!
Ugandan Knuckles:
Live and Learn bruddas, she do not know de slang
Screw de rainbows and Kannas, we da real gucci gang
De Knuckles tribe will beat you red and blue like Pepsi cola
Den we’ll cough an infectious rap and give you ebola
We have no water in Uganda and yet we still flow better
Bootleg No brand girl is under de weather
Too stubborn for Ugandan, you way too tsundere
You do not know if de Nico girl swings dat way
All Ugandans know kung-fu; I'll demonstrate profusely
Beat de crap out you in fisticuffs like Ugandan Bruce Lee
Dig in de sand for love gems and yet you’re still free to play
De only idol we support is when we go AFK
Maki:
What’s that? I don’t understand you. Just drop the accent
Even out of game, you man children have a bad scent!
Speaking over layered vocals just proves you have no flow
Brandishing my knuckles and making you be like “oh no”
You’re washi washi washed up! And no, you won’t cop a feel
Your primitive mentality is your achilles heel!
I love to celebrate the fact that I'll upstage you any day! 
So bow down to your queen! I'll show you how to Go My Way!

Written by SkeepTieel

Ugandan Knuckles vs Maki Nishikino - Bonus Rap Battle

Trakked as Funnymouth
Vladimyr P. as Smile Dog

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FUNNYMOUTH
AGAINST
SMILE DOG
BEGIN

Funnymouth:
Funnymouth entered the chat, time a bad boy gets a whippin’
Cuz I’ll put ya’ in the pound when you see what this mouth glitched in
I like to lik the bluud of puppies when they cross my way
So come on, I dont like to stop, it’s time to mutilate a stray
This disgrace to pastas needs to be put back in the Spam file
This JPG will be uneasy when I widen his smile

Smile Dog:
Incoming Message: This psycho nerd’s trying to fight satan himself?
This Hound’ll raise hell cuz of the words you misspelled
This email’s gonna fail if you think you’re diabolical,
Compared to my satanic look, this poser’s Necronomi-comical
Go back to being an annoyance; your relevance, outdated!
‘Cuz licking blood won’t save you from this living hell that i’ve created

Funnymouth:
A pic is all you’re good for; Don’t be so sad about ur loss

Smile Dog:
It’s a Joy Kill-ing you, but, I will still invade your thoughts
People forgot about you, best leave another chain letter

Funnymouth:
Ya’ can’t leave me blocked Fur-ever, could a stare do you better?, O)_(O
I pop off jaws with awe, to make the victim insane,
I don’t see a handsome face, but i’ll still lick the remains

Smile Dog:
inflicting pain upon my viewers like your pasta, cancerous
Cuz My win’s Illuminated by the flash of a camera

Funnymouth:
Oh, you want me to get silly? Well, let me send you an email
“This dog’s going back to hell, unless you #RefertoSales
Then you’ll be neutered, doggy, but I might as well spay
‘cuz you’re nothing more than a bitch that lets suicide seize the day!”
I know you can’t like the rap, but we’ll still have fun
Slendy’s pup looks are disgusting; can’t even haunt anyone,
They don’t understand my ways, but yours just make me bored,
It’s time to put down this dog; just more of a Ghost than Jeorge

Smile Dog:
You should WAKE UP and realize; those were suicidal rhymes
Cuz what you spat was sour like it was lemon and lime
I’ll crush your Skull under my paw, then tear your tongue from the seams
You’ll wish you were redeemed once I start HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS

*Smile Dog Transforms*

Smile Dog (2nd Form):
SPREADING THE WORD WON’T SAVE YOU WHEN THIS DOG COMES TO BITE
ANYTHING YOU TYPE’S MORE OF A 404 THAN YOUR SITE
YOU LIVE IN AN INVERTED REALITY IF YOU’LL THINK I’LL BURN 
THIS DOG WILL ALWAYS LEAVE TROLLPASTAS CRUSHED, LIKE AN EARTHWORM
SET UP A FIREWALL TO STOP YOU; THIS VIRUS AIN’T NEW
YOU SHOULD FROWN NOT-SO-FUNNYMOUTH BECAUSE GOD DOESN’T LOVE YOU
What I spit is assisted; guess you’ll have to learn that
SUICIDE’S THE ONLY WAY-
      * Funnymouth has left the chat

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Trakked
Beat Producer: Smoke
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover art by TomPuffs

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