Father Time and The Daylight Savings and Loan - Hey Santa

Dear Santa I think you've got the wrong house
There's a Menorah next to some cookies i made
and coincidentally they just aren't for you.
(repeat)
Waffles FM

Dear Santa (a Hanukkah song)

Waterfront - Waffler (happy holidays)

There's is not corncob pipe
no button for a nose
just a big black smile
and some square indents of dough

he doesn't sneak down your chimney
with a 'HO HO HO'
or ask if you've been naughty
(but he really hates transcodes)

he won't stick around for 8 days
When he's worn his welcome
like your grandmother Miriam
who been kvetching about her 
false teeth

WAFFLER!

please will you send me an invite (repeat in rounds/)
happy holidays (repeat/)
Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah (repeat/)

Waffler (happy holidays)

Waterfront - Happy Holidays (can't get enough of that Waffles dot FM)

Happy Holidays
(can't get enough of that waffles dot fm)

grab yourself a waffle
make an angel in the snow
suck down eggnog
straight from the punch bowl

sit around a fire
roast some chestnuts if you'd like
i don't think i've seen a person do that in my lifetime

hey it's your turn
spin the dreidel
go check your router
is port forwarding enabled

i think your sister spiked that
eggnog with rum
she said she'd be by later to 
help me play the drums

mike at