Turkey basters and cucumbers,
and things that look like dicks
We laugh at them every day,
that's how we get our kicks

I can't even go outside,
without a reminder,
of a weiner, or a peter,
or a a donniker

To you those flowers look beautiful,
but all I see are dicks and balls,
To you that dog may look real cute,
but I'm laughin' at his skin flute

Open the paper for election news,
but I've already drawn wangs on both those dudes
Don't pass out when I'm holding a pen,
Or you'll wake up with a cock on your head

'Cuz I find dicks funny
'Cuz I find dicks funny

I've drawn a dong on your notebook,
And saved one as your desktop
I ruined a birthday party with a,
Piniata shaped like a cock

Call it immaturity, or call it what you may,
Just don't dismiss what I do as juvenile or even gay

'Cuz I find dicks funny
'Cuz I find dicks funny

Schlong

'Cuz I find dicks funny

Mike Crossley 1