Me on drums, guit, and vocals... and Dirty Dan on the bass
Dick Pic 
1. Met her on the internet Hadn't met in person yet 
Encrypted electronic bits Sent me pictures of her tits 
Change- What would strengthen the bonds between us? I'll send her a picture of my erect penis 
Chorus Dick pic 4x 2. Said she'd meet me at a bar What happened next left me scarred 
No longer in the mood to screw Holy shit it was a dude 
Change- I got tricked, disrespected/felt sick Some weirdo got a pic of my erect dick 
Chorus Dick pic 4x

072514 Dick Pic

This one is a goof. Making fun of teeny bopper bands. Me on drums, guit, and cello (for the bass). My youngest daughter adds some violin.
Intro:
I'll ride for you baby boo
I'd die for you baby boo
And when I say I love you
I know you love me too
Chorus: 
C'mon baby gimme a chance
I'm so caught up in romance
C'mon baby gimme a chance
I'm so excited I'll pee my pants
Verse:
Their clothes are always in fashion
They always follows their passion
When the trend ends the next day
They'll throw all their clothes away
Their makeup is always on point
Turning heads of all the boys
Their hair is dazzling and fresh
They always have the sweetest breath
Chorus
Verse
The girls all go to the mall
They're really gonna have a ball
They like to gab and gossip
If it's true, well that's a toss up 
If I like you I'll give you my number
If I don't well that's a bummer
Guess what's coming up next?
Maybe I'll send you a text
Dramatic pause: You can talk to the hand
Chorus

080114 C'mon Baby Gimme A Chance

Me on drums, guit, and vocals... and Dirty Dan on the bass
Dick Pic 
1. Met her on the internet Hadn't met in person yet 
Encrypted electronic bits Sent me pictures of her tits 
Change- What would strengthen the bonds between us? I'll send her a picture of my erect penis 
Chorus Dick pic 4x 2. Said she'd meet me at a bar What happened next left me scarred 
No longer in the mood to screw Holy shit it was a dude 
Change- I got tricked, disrespected/felt sick Some weirdo got a pic of my erect dick 
Chorus Dick pic 4x

080314 Dick Pic W Bass

Me on drums, guit, and vocals.
I. I don't have to work, I'm such a jerk
I'm living for free, be jealous of me
Me and my brood, we all eat free food
Cradle to the grave, I'm such a happy slave
Change- Towards the end of the month and shit is getting rough
Things could be worse. I'm waiting for the first
Chorus- First of the month party activity
II. You work through the pain, while I'm off the chain
My EBT account is quickly running out
You hate what I do, say I'm living off you
Just wait til the first then I'll really quench my thirst 
Change, then chorus


091414 1st Of Da Month Party Activity

My epic rock opera. Me on drums, guitfiddle, and hollering
Such a short attention span
Can't focus on the task at hand
Simple concepts are abstract
Can't remember simple facts
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Living in the present tense
Blissful ignorance so immense
Can't remember yesterday
All the memories gone away

020115 Attention Span

Demo
When We Were Free
Main riff E to G to E- Do you remember?
Main riff A- Yes I remember!
I remember when we were free
Break- chromatic verse riff 2x
A- Stimulate my lizard brain.
A- Illuminate the wizard’s flame.
C- Give me more cricket paste.
C- In my nutrition interface.
A- My implants comply with codes.
A- But I cannot connect the nodes.
D- In my mind I see a sign
E- Going blind I fight for time
D- But I remember…
E D C C G A
I remember when we were free
Main riff E to G- Do you remember?
Main riff A to C- Yes I remember!
E D C C G A
I remember when we were free

Break- chromatic verse riff 2x
A- Children of the algorithm.
A- Follow a data driven religion.
C- Politicians are now the priests.
C- They anoint the thought police.
A- Cursive script no longer taught.
A- A machine compels all your thoughts.
D- Optical scan complete.
E- All contrary thoughts delete.
D- But I remember…

Yeah- I remember how you cheered for Fascism!



Remember 0724

Just practicing my trumpet, drums, and guitfiddle...
Verse 1
Such a short attention span
Can’t focus on the task at hand
Simple concepts are abstract
Can’t remember basic facts

Living in the present tense
Blissful ignorance so immense
Can’t remember yesterday
All the memory fades away

Instrumental interlude 4x

Verse 2
Such a short attention span
Can’t comprehend, can’t understand
All those short term memories
Evaporating into the breeze

Instinct is the driving force
And all the sheep they bleat of course
And every goat knows his role
All reason is put on hold


Mike M.