I first heard Paul Brady sing a song about New Orleans in 1976. He said it was based on an old Irish song tune, but he had merged the words from somewhere else and now it was 'The Lakes of Pontchartrain'. (Bob Dylan loved it and did a version on one of his albums, but he could never master Mr Brady's guitar open tuning.)
I've written some new words, but also used the old words in a different order, to give a different meaning. It's called The Folk Process. (In case anyone wants to sue me, I've changed the tune to the second half of the song. Now that's what I call tinkering!)
Anyway, it's a serious subject and it deserves a great song. I couldn't do that all on my own, so I've called on the giants of the past, so I can stand on their shoulders. I hope they don't mind.

The Towns of East Ukraine

Our sophomore album. Get ready for our 2nd Cuming! Our second album is the first album to feature our newest bro, Evan. This drop still features the funny and naughty sound our fans know us by, but with a lightly more mature sound. Because who doesn't like to cum again?

"Chick Magnet" is a song about when you're so hot that you just can't keep all the bitches off of you.
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LYRICS:

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

All the ladies think I'm hot
Craving what I got
Think I'm a grade A stud
Would get in my pants if they could
Treat me like I'm such a hunk
Trying to grab my junk
They all wanna bone me
A chick magnet is what I be

Need some body guards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Got an attractive polarity
They think I'm so sexy
Wanna have my baby
Got a sea of panties
Being thrown at me
Can't keep them off of me
They won't just let me be
Need to hire some security

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist

Such a chick magnet
Making the babes sweat
A piece they wanna get
On my stick they wanna sit

Such a chick magnet
But even guys wanna have it
Not just attractive to women
But also fancied by men

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Chicks hover round me like flies
Such a popular guy
Their sisters and their mothers
And even their grandmothers
Wanna get under my covers
And so do some of their brothers
Need some bodyguards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Nonstop panties dropping
Bras flying at me like frisbees
Should start a collection
More underwear than an 
Intimate apparel section 
Not just a chick but a panty magnet
Getting more lingerie
Than at Victoria's Secret!

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)
(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Such a chick magnet (yeh baby)
Making the babes sweat (ooh ya)
A piece they wanna get (so hot)
In my lap they wanna sit (oh yes)

Such a chick magnet (Oh)
But even guys wanna have it (Yea-ah)
Not just attractive to women (No no)
But also fancied by men (Hell yeah)

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-fil-A

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than...

2nd Cuming

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet (Album Mix)

She certainly wasn't ready for the end of liberty 

Undun

by design

ANEMOL (INDIA)
Emerging from the untamed wilds of music, ANEMOL is a
musician, DJ and producer. whose soundscapes are a
pulsating fusion of raw nature and electric energy.
Harnessing the raw power of nature and infusing it with
electric energy, ANEMOL’s music is a high-voltage journey.
His tracks are charged with an electrifying intensity that
keeps the dance floor pulsating with life. At the heart of
ANEMOL’s music is the primal instinct to move, to connect, to
dance. His beats are the soundtrack to a mating dance, a
celebration of life and passion that draws people together in
an ecstatic embrace.
ANEMOL’s performances are more than just a musical
journey; they are a wild adventure. Every set is carefully
curated to take the audience on a trip through the raw,
untamed territories of sound. His ability to blend genres and
create a cohesive narrative with his music is what sets him
apart in the world of DJiing.
Drawing inspiration from a broad range of electronic and
groovy genres in House & Techno spectrum, and the primal
instincts that drive us, ANEMOL creates soundscapes that
are both deeply rooted in the earth and soaring through the
electric skies. His work is a testament to the power of music
to transcend the ordinary and transport us to a world where
we can truly be wild and free.

SESSION #339 (Feat. Anemol)

ALTO MÉXICO LLEGADA ESPAÑOLES.

retrospect

🚨 NEW HEAT JUST DROPPED! 🔥
This ain't just a track—it’s a whole mood. and a vibe so cold it’ll leave your speakers smokin’. 💨 Whether you’re ridin’ solo or with the crew, this one hits different. 
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Wonda 4Eva

WONDA 4EVA

Here in the Waiting

A sentimental and heartfelt song from a mother to her children.

I’m sorry

This song is by Jane, but Mike was so inspired by her concern about mercury amalgam fillings for teeth, he sat down and wrote a crime fiction thriller on the very same theme.
 https://www.amazon.com/FILLING-Mercury-friend-Mickey-Manchester-ebook/dp/B07DN2M8F8
Here is a tune from The Jane and Mike Band, based in Salford UK since 1999. The foremost guitar and drum duo in the North West of England, they draw on the great tradition of folk and singer-songwriters to pass comment on the state of the world, right now. This world. Where we live.

Mercury, Filling In

Mike Scantlebury is a part of the band, radio show and song writing team known as 'The Jam'. No, Paul Weller he ain't. JAM stands for 'Jane and Mike' and you'll not just find them on Mixcloud but also Youtube and various websites and Blogs. It's modern songs, (in a folk idiom), radio shows in a 'Richard and Judy' idiot, and songs like 'Dit Dit Dit', (which, as we all know, stands for S.O.S. - good enough for The Titanic. Who knows, Salford might hit an iceberg, soon).

Mercury, Filling In

MikeScantlebury

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