Mike-Bass/Guitar/Vocals
Ryan-Drums

"With all these bad grades I'm never gunna pass
Must be because I can't focus in class
But that's okay coach says I'll float by
The school really likes my play style
As I prepare for the big game I take
A couple of pills just to help with the shakes
My nerves are shot... my hands fucked up
From beating on those black kids who crashed Potters

WOO RAH RAH RAH GO TEAM GO TEAM!!
WOO RAH RAH RAH SMASH TEAM SMASH TEAM!!
LET'S GET ROUGH, GET TOUGH, GET MEAN!!
LET'S ROLL RIGHT OVER THEIR TEAM!!

My old man says "we're better than them!"
And his school trophies litter our den
Prejudice, football and fighting
Don't knock it, it fits our lifestyle
And that's why they send me here
Tuition rates protect our fears
That's why I say PROUD A.R.!
"Inner City Kids" can't afford education

We Are A.R.!

We Are A.R.

Vocals and Music: Spooky Jerry and Chubby Dracula
Recorded: Rick Farnkopf

SPOOKYFUCKINGHALLOWEEN

"Spooky" Jerry - Chubby Dracula

A shitty recording of our friend's band. Jeff Gordon digs it

Michael Nardone's Album

Drunken Michael and Sober Wyatt cover Instant Regrets

Walk of (Dan’s) Life

We were very drunk and very sweaty
Wyatt Farnkopf
Tom LoMonte
Me Me Mike

So Am I (So Sweaty)

Well shit i guess its Christmas time yet again
The shopping mall's all packed with shoppers who all spend
They buy up all the pretty stuff they eye all year
But all I need from you are some smokes and beer

Don't go buying me no jewelry that I wont wear
And don't go buying me no new jeans I've got enough pairs
I only need a couple packs of smokes alright
and cool old fat 30 rack of Busch light

Now Imma tell you once that I don't need no tupperware
No gifts cards no new socks or underware
If you feel the need to get me something this ones for you
Some Marlboro Reds will do alright and maybe some brews

Them elves are working overtime to meet demands
Santa's list keeps getting longer well hot damn!
Rudolph's gunna lead the way on Christmas Night 
Just run down to the store for beer and smokes alright?

I can throw those cigarettes in the fridge to keep em fresh
Cause I asked Aunt Beth to grab a carton down at the Hess
Marshall John Little Jim are crashing over alright
So maybe you should make it two 30 racks of Busch light

Now Imma tell you twice that I don't need no tupperware
No gifts cards no new socks or underware
If you feel the need to get me something this ones for you
Some Marlboro reds will do alright and maybe some brews

Goddamnit I already told you I don't need no tupperware
No gifts cards no new socks or underware
If you feel the need to get me something this ones for you
Some Malboro reds will do alright and maybe some brews

Mike Schmoodle

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