The Little Things

Hard to Understand

Doin' Me In

Why Can't They Be Themselves

This is just a melody I'd like to use somewhere, recorded in dub-step form.

Textme1

Quest For Fire

A comment about politicians...where are they taking us?

There & Back (Again)
I’m neither here nor there, can’t seem to see ‘round their 
hypocrisy and their narrow minded conversations…

You promise fantasy but all you ever give to me
Is flattery, no you’re never truly honest with your
Talk of castles in the sky, I’ve often left just asking why
You needed me, when your plans have always been about you

What do you want from me?
Why can’t you say
Just where is our destination?

You drive me up the wall, with all your talk and all 
your promises, you take us there and back again
I won’t just compromise, can’t hide behind your lies
You’ve lost your voice, and we have the choice so we’re done with you

What do you want from me?
Why can’t you say
Just where is our destination?

Deception and corruption leaves my life with interruptions
Can’t abide with confrontations only leading to frustration and a 
Miscommunication of your cruel and harsh intentions
I require intervention for a constant irritation from you

What do you want from me?
Why can’t you say
Just where is our destination?
We’re going there and back again - Where’s our destination?
We’re going there and back again - Where’s our destination? 
We’re going there and back again - Where’s our destination? 
We’re going there and back again - Where’s our destination?

There And Back (Again)

My cover version of the John Lennon song "I'm in Love" inspired by the version done by The Fourmost.

This was done on a Windows PC using one usb mic and the free program Audacity. I found the drum track on YouTube and did some editing to it within Audacity. The vocals, guitar, bass, and tambourine are all done by me. 

I'm In Love (The Fourmost cover)

Yet another agile X-mas party song.

Lyrics:

The end of the year is close
and it’s just a mess.
The report should be done, 
But none of it works!
Let’s print it out:
One plus two is…four.

Show it to the CFO:
For fuck’s sake use Excel!  

You need papers and spreadsheets
and whiteboards and notepads,
and websites and SharePoint
and someone to blame.

Reporting is a pain.

Is your business good, or is it bad, 
how could you know?
What can you do?

Easy you just pick up the phone
Easy, you just call Cerion

So you give up
and you’re done
You’re done with this crap
you need a change; 
now’s the time
to really  try to embrace BI.

The entire team have worked all year
The management is filled with fear
Waiting for the numbers to make sense.
Consultants on your case:
When you see them comin'
You’ll be at peace!

Baby, buy some BI
Baby, buy some BI
Baby, buy from Cerion
Cerion’s got you covered.
Baby, buy some BI.   
Come to Cerion, 
Baby
Baby, buy some BI

Easy, you just pick up the phone
Easy, you just call Cerion

You're gonna be agile from now
You're gonna work in sprints
You need modern tools
New architecture
You're gonna get far
We're gonna start from scratch
This ain't gonna take long
You're gonna get things done
You're gonna see the way
You're gonna be your best
Get organized
You're gonna get far
You're gonna get far NOW
You’re gonna buy Wherescape
You’re gonna automate
You’re gonna get results
We're gonna make this work
We're gonna send you a bill
You’re gonna want to pay

Baby, buy some BI
Baby, buy some BI
Baby, buy from Cerion
Cerion’s got you covered.
Baby, buy some BI.
Easy.
Come to Cerion.
Easy.
Baby.

Easy, you just pick up the phone
Easy, you just call Cerion

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Based on Lightning Man by Nitzer Ebb.

Lightning-fast BI Man

A cover of "See Emily Play" with my singing lead vocals and Kody Yardley doing music.

See Emily Play (cover with Sandbaby)

Performed by The Tumblers. Written by Kevin Baumgard and Mindie Keller 1999.

I'm In Love (The Fourmost cover)

Michael Chaffier

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