Damn this brings back my high school days

Who Is Mike Jones?

Best Thang Smokin'

Shoulder Lean (feat. T.I.)

[Intro/Hook]

Call me Sloppy Joe
Making a mess,
Serving that mystery meat.
I'm blessed with visions
Not with vocals—
Got that speedy delivery.
Makes it sloppy.


[Verse 1]

All gotta eat,
Who's gonna cook?
You brought the beef,
I got the hook.
I got a recipe,
Take a look.

[Verse 2]

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy
Yeah lay it on me,
Every plate I make is different,
Your complaints sound more like
Photocopies.
It ain't official, it's artificial,
It's not human, I agree—
Blessed with the vision,
Not the vocals or delivery.
Loved the taste,
Spat it out once I revealed
The recipe.


[Bridge]

Ok. I get it.
You want to rap these bars?
Go ahead.
I ain't got time for rehearsals,
Offer stands, pick a beat,
Have a go.


[Verse 3 - breathing room, let lines land]

Wrote a song,
It was like 5 pages
"That's a lot."
Rapped it from the beginning
"That's takin' it from the top."
Now everybody booing
"That's a flop."
Tried again, had AI cut it down
"That's a bot."
Crowd cheering,
Walk off the stage
"That's a drop."
Put it on a tape,
Everybody pass it around
"That's a bop."
Don't matter what you write,
If AI producing it
"That's some slop."
Even when the whole party poppin',
Better call the cops,
Everybody gettin' sloppy
"Off some slop."
Got endorsed by Dennis Rodman
"That's some top slop."


[Verse 4]

Yo, I got that good slop,
Recipe: my words, my prompt,
Rest is mystery meat.
Let's take your beef and my slop,
See who cook it better,
Call it Chopped Slop.
Five dollar buy in,
"That's the pot."


[Spoken - music suspends]

"Joe, your slop be sloppy.
What you have to say for yourself?"

Bring your buns,
There's enough for everybody.
I ain't tuna take your place,
This just a hobby.

[Outro - music returns]

Only thing I'm missing,
It ain't a lot,
Got the heat,
Got the meat,
Got the A1,
Just need some buns.
Big buns, if we gonna do it right.
Brioche, Challah, Hawaiian Gold,
Generic white—
We gon' have some sloppy joes tonight.

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