asleep on the beach a part he couldn't reach yeah it cost him
girls got a shock they said 'look oh my God' when they clocked him
he'd give up his knee for some factor 15 there's no stock in
some dapper crab he walks by and he said 'mate that's shocking'

he said you should have worn sun cream
you weren't afraid of those sun beams
and now you've got that sunburnt underboob oh oh wow yeah

rubbed his underboob like some pink rubix cube on the sea front
this pain will abate at some time or some date keep your head up
then he found a pube in his food said that's it now i'm fed up 
then some little nube he came up and quite rudely he said son

he said you should have worn sun cream
you weren't afraid of those sun beams
and now you've got that sunburnt underboob oh oh wow yeah

and so on

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