write a witty and funny description to my new hit song "distilla feat. Yung Cabbage, The Rolling Pebbles & Alan Baked"

🚨 NEW SINGLE DROPPED: “distilla” feat. Yung Cabbage, The Rolling Pebbles & Alan Baked 🚨
Imagine if a trap beat got absolutely hammered at 3 a.m., stumbled into a 1970s rock rehearsal, kidnapped a head of cabbage, and then invited your stoner uncle who swears he used to tour with the Stones to freestyle over the whole mess.
This song is 808s soaked in gin, guitars that sound like they’ve been marinating in bong water since ’69, and Yung Cabbage delivering the hardest vegetable bars since Cornpop was a bad dude. Alan Baked shows up halfway through already too cooked to remember the chorus, so he just moans “satisfaction… but like… more chill” for 45 seconds straight while Mick Jagger’s lawyer frantically googles copyright law.
It’s the anthem for anyone who’s ever hotboxed a greenhouse, tried to roll a joint with lettuce, or cried to “Gimme Shelter” because the munchies hit spiritual.
Basically: if Post Malone, The Rolling Stones, and a distillery had a love child raised by Snoop Dogg in a hydroponic farm, this is the song that child would make before passing out face-first into a bowl of coleslaw.
Stream “distilla” now or remain tragically sober. 🥬🍃🔥

thank you grok

You're welcome! If that description doesn't go viral, I'll eat my hat... or whatever Yung Cabbage is rolling up next. 😎

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