The first single off the forthcoming 2019 MF album SATIVA CHEMTRAILS.

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Super Computer Goes Sentient

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SATIVA CHEMTRAILS 
Released 2019 by Fake Publishing Millionaires 

The Crew: 
Captain Contingency (Ilan Moskowitz) - Guitar, bass, Drums, Vocals, Synth, Percussion, Drum Machine Programming, Samples, Interviews 
The Sfinks (Kale Sanders) - Bass on Brandon Lee, Storytelling on Great Bruceploitations 
Cole Fusion (Cole Vanderveer) - Bass and Guitar Solos on Jimmy Hoffa and Billy Joel V My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
DERF (Fred Gladbach) - Drums on Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
The ErikTecht (Erik Wadman)- Drums on A Sequel to Office Girl by Joe Meno 
Mike Wellins of Freakybuttrue Peculiarium - Storytelling at the end of Super Computer Goes Sentient 
Yasmin Alishav - Vocals on Jimmy Hoffa 
Michael Ventura - Guitar on Blistering Bliesure 
Justin Church - Mixing and Mastering, Tracking everything except Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
Joe Kunz - Tracking on Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 


All songs composed by Captain Contingency except the bassline to Brandon Lee by Kale Sanders, lead guitar on Blistering Bliesure by Michael Ventura, lead guitar/bassline on Billy Joel V My Current Workman's Comp Claim and bassline on Jimmy Hoffa by Cole Vanderveer, and the snippet of St. Thomas by Sonny Rollins on A Sequel to Office Girl by Joe Meno (which in turn is a reworking of the folk song "The Lincolnshire Poacher").

A Sequel To Office Girl By Joe Meno

Blistering Bleisure (You're Wonderful)

Jimmy Hoffa

Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim

Brandon Lee (CHMTRLS)

A B-Side from SATIVA CHEMTRAILS.
2019 FPM PUBLISHING
This interlude features a man outside our practice pace who drunkenly fluctuates between hideous catcalls to passing women and conspiracy theory music math lessons.  We wanted to create a tribute to Jason Lytle with this track.
 - Captain Contingency

Johnny Cash Never Played C

B-Side from SATIVA CHEMTRAILS.
2019 FPM PUBLISHING
#paulwesterberg
#replacements
#punk #diy
#blur #devo

The Princess Is In Another Castle (Long Distance Open Relationship in the Mushroom Kingdom)

So this is your 'Master Race?'
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lyrics:

Has it been so long
since the pogroms
that you forgot what a fascist
looks like, yeah?
Auschwitz refugee
your medal's neat
best forced laborer
in Siberia.

Take a fucking bow, you hypocrite . . .

. . . So this is your master race?
Involuntarily celibate,
a Walmart tiki torch
hid behind a racist fucking
police force.
You're hacking protester's phones
it makes you feel all alone
because you had all the privilege
and nothing good to show

Say it to my face
not on Myspace
Kristallnacht with your selfie stick
for youtube views
Incels, is this your dream?
when your race is clean
will someone finally want
to go out with you?

. . . So this is your master race?
Involuntarily celibate,
a Walmart tiki torch
hid behind a racist fucking
police force.
You're hacking protester's phones
it makes you feel all alone
because you had all the privilege
and nothing good to show

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THE CREW THIS VOYAGE:
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Ilan Moskowitz (CAPTAIN CONTINGENCY) - Synths, Vocals, Percussion,
Cam Olszewski (STORMY TRUMP) - Guitars
FRED GLADBACH (DR. FREDROCK, S.O.) - Drums
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Joe Kunz - Recording, Mixing, Producing
Jesse Moffat - Additional Mixing, Leftover Chinese food
Ilan Moskowitz - Additional Mixing, Cover Collage Design
Justin Church - Mastering, Bad Jokes
Cam Olszewski - Cover Titles
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Ilan Moskowitz - Words/Initial Composition
Cam Olszewski - Further Arrangement/Composition
Fred Gladbach - Further Arrangement/Composition

We just want to say that if you disagree with any of our points, don't fucking listen to our music. And rethink your goddamn life. Trolling us is cyclical when we make art like this, it just further illustrates our fucking point about the hatred bred in insecurity. We've decided to use our time to create art that will hopefully last longer than whatever upshot 4th Reich huckster is foaming at the jowls this week. We just want peace and unity. That's a considerably lofty goal in this crazy world, but if it's attainable, we would like to then get every single person in the world stoned on some dank weed and free everyone in prisons for this increasingly medical and recreational substance. Also, let's stop villainizing abortion for religious reasons. It's not the dark ages. But I digress. Here's to a hopeful 2020.

NAZI PUNCHERS 2020

Nazi Punchers 2020

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This song is about the character Morgiana from the story 'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves,' from the collection One Thousand and One Nights.

A teenage slave, she boiled 37 killers alive and stabbed their leader through the chest whilst performing an intricate knife dance that everyone thought was just dinner entertainment.

She did this because the family to whom she was enslaved repeatedly stole from, and continued to piss off, a 40-strong gang of brutes with a cave full of treasure.

She did this because the people who possessed her freedom were unable to defend themselves, leaving her no other option. And everyone came to believe in her.

She won her freedom in this way.
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lyrics:

I paid the boot smith
to sew up
your greedy
brother's corpse.
Now he has bragged unto
the 40 fucking thieves,
of course.
Yeah, 40 thieves
say 'Open Sesame'
then rain down on thee.
And as your humble slave,
yeah, all that shit
rains down on me.

Well. . .
Trust in me
I've got a plan

I'll boil
those fucks
in oil
when they hide
in your
living room.
I'll stab those
bastards dead
in your
dining room,
deceiving you.
Yeah, 40 thieves
say 'Open Sesame'
then rain down on thee.
And as your humble slave,
yeah, all that shit
rains down on me.

Well. . .
Trust in me
I've got a plan
credits
released February 19, 2020
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THE CREW THIS VOYAGE:
************************************
Ilan Moskowitz (CAPTAIN CONTINGENCY) - Synths, Vocals,
Cam Olszewski (STORMY TRUMP) - Guitars
FRED GLADBACH (DR. ROXXAU) - Drums
***********************************
Joe Kunz - Recording, Mixing
Ilan Moskowitz - Additional Mixing, Producer, Cover Collage Design
Justin Church - Mastering, Additional Mixing
Cam Olszewski - Cover Formatting
***********************************
Ilan Moskowitz - Words/Initial Composition
Cam Olszewski - Further Arrangement/Composition
Fred Gladbach - Further Arrangement/Composition

Killer of the 40 Thieves

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