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Grunkle Stan vs. GPS - TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES! (Ft. Titanium and nEon)

Hello everyone, I welcome you all to yet another Teimunity Rap Battles! Today combatants are none other than Gravity Falls favourite uncle: Grunkle Stan, going up against The Nightly Manor’s expert hacker: GPS! Who will win? Who will get robbed?Who’s swiping my wallet by the end of the battle? Um…yeah let’s hope this ends without me getting robbed

Titanium as Grunkle Stan
Neon as GPS

Written by Teimunity
Illustrations by Teimunity and Evry

Edited by Powerofdan

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Johny Tyson 2

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

p diddy by sml

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as Buggy
McGwire as Arthur Fleck

Buggy:
Thieves and beggars wanna seek the treasure,
Never exceed the schemes of the genius jester!
Feast your eyes at the east lead emperor!
Make weak pirate wannabes leave in stretchers! (Oh!)
So knock knock; it's "another job dropped you"!
Chop chop; couple limbs are lobbed off you!
I'm locked on; bring the Buggy bomb squad through!
Think you're hot news only 'cause the cops caught you!
Your parents agree that you were practically worthless.
Mom's not actually birth kin, plus your daddy deserted!
Man, "dysfunctional" ain't even scratching the surface!
Even I couldn't gather a bigger family circus!
Another bad romance on those telephone calls.
Shooting your shot put holes in your own walls!
Now Harley's running off, and she's never coming back!
It's like the gun at the hospital: should've kept it in your pants!

Arthur Fleck:
You're grasping at straws, but that's to be expected.
My humor's like the One Piece: you wouldn't get it.
Can someone get this honky off the podium?
He's not an emperor; they just cropped his size to Napoleon's!
Tell me, how does a chicken run the cross guild?
Another croc of shit you're hawking off to hide your lack of raw skill!
Ooh, you're a loser, faux, facade, and a charade!
You were never bombastic; you just bombed on stage!
I'm busting Buggy's balls! You were with the Rogers on a roll,
And they got so sick of you that you caught the common cold!
All your setups fail; the only payoff goes to coast guards!
You were out of your depth and got bit by a loan shark!
Gotham's set ablaze; they say I was the lone spark!
Try paint me as the villain, but no one truly knows Art.

Buggy:
Did you say "nose"?! For that, I could break yours!
I make more people die laughing at your displayed corpse!
You choked hard! AIn't you used to swallowing pills, though?
Or was that an impression of your mom under the pillow?!

Arthur Fleck:
You've heard no one cares who you are under the mask.
Well, they couldn't give a shit with it either; that's pretty fucking sad!
Pull yourself together; to me, this was just improv!
I hope you're the next one that Oda actually kills off!

Buggy:
This incel wouldn't last a day in cells at Impel!
Now you can add stab wounds into your list of ill health!
Slight trouble, and you'd make a mountain from a hill, I bet!
A real threat would be telling me you're gonna sing again!

Arthur Fleck:
I was never bounded by hubris; I went and founded a movement!
I got big shoes to fill; you're still a clown for amusement!
Just a "drop in the ocean", and if you did, you'd be drowning!
If you can't usurp the jester, then you'll never be crowned king!

Buggy vs. Arthur Fleck - Rap Battle!

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As heard in Starter Squad: Episode 9 - The Lizard Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWvFP-vXNY

If you like the song and want to support me for making it for you, please consider buying it! https://druox.bandcamp.com/track/rock-smasher
Lyrics:

*Grunt noises based on other bands*

*Power metal thing in every power metal song*

Slaughtering all who are smaller
And too weak to resist
Your reign of terror is over
I’ll crush your bones with my fist!

You can’t win this time.
I will end your life!

You are the one we despise
Now it’s time for your demise.
You’ll soon feel the brunt, of a force hard and blunt.
It’s time to cut you down to size.

This fight you will never win.
I’ll cleanse the world of your sin.
You murder and lie, with no reason why
There’s no turning back. It’s time. To. Die.

Hundreds of innocents slaughtered
Most in their physical prime.
You killed as you ravaged their homelands
Now you will pay for your crimes.

Your funeral's been penned.
No one will attend!

*Evil Laughter*

(Charmander Sandshrew Exchange Here)

DIE (a lot)

Your time has come.
Your end is near.
You cannot hide.
I smell your fear.
You’re cornered now.
Say your goodbye
One final strike
Now you will-

Starter Squad Sound Track

RPCK SMASHER

ROCK SMASHER

SpongeBob: Take a penny and some magic,
Even though your life is tragic.
Squidward: Hey!
SpongeBob: You can throw all your dreams down the well.
Although every day the pain grows,
You'll ride unicorns on rainbows
If you throw all your dreams down the well.
When your life's come apart at the seams,
that you've given up, all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.
No more suffering, no more sighing,
No more pain and no more crying
Squidward: I'm not crying!
Ow. Ow.
SpongeBob: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

SpongeBob: Oh, the magic has gone missing,
And everyone's still wishing,
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.
You'll find magic under rubble,
So Patrick grab a shovel,
And here is where the magic can be found.
We're at the bottom of a well,
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone's wishes all come true?

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