My latest single w KNARS out now on Evolution Chamber! 

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Joe Ford & Knars - Unforgiven

My entry for the 1st D.I.Y SamplePack Contest from the Alumni of ihatebreakcore.com. 

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Stripped Wires

watching over you

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01	NEKA - Neonya!! Party (No Hero Remix)
02	Dystopia Enjoyer & SadeN - Echoes
03	Tektheist - Continue
04	NEKA - KOVA
05	Pages FroM My GrimoirE - Trash Heart
06	NEKA - Neonya!! Party (Kobaryo's FTN-Remix)
07	DOLLVOiD - Infinite Dimension
08	Dystopia Enjoyer - Pure Energy
09	Dystopia Enjoyer - Moonwalk Like Michael (Petrol Bastard Remix)
10	NEKA - Neonya!! Party (Byproduct Remix)
11	RKL - Feel The Love (Dystopia Enjoyer Remix)

The first ever official Neonya!! compilation album is here!

Featuring ten spankin' new creations from both recent friends (No Hero, Tektheist, Pages From My Grimoire, Kobaryo, DOLLVOiD, Byproduct) as well as AnkeaRec regulars (NEKA, Dystopia Enjoyer), this album is hopefully only the first step on a long and beautiful journey.

Neonya!! Radio 1 [XFD]

Neonya!! Radio 1 [ANCD-002] XFD

keep straight until you're gone

Two metal plates placed nanometers apart in a vacuum inexplicably attract each other due to quantum fluctuations. This proved vacuum energy is real—and weird. Some theories suggest our universe exists in a metastable "false vacuum" state. If it decays into a "true vacuum" (a lower-energy state), a bubble of destruction could expand at light speed, rewriting physics and obliterating everything in its path. 

Presave

VACUUM

By Carl Butterfingers, ESEF News

BREAKING NEWS: In a scandal that has rocked the music industry, or at least the three people who still care about credits, a man was apprehended last night clutching a Best Producer award that, shockingly, did not belong to him. The suspect, known only as "Dava," was allegedly the ghost producer for Doctor Printer, the drum and bass superstar renowned for his iconic releases of stylized Instagram photographs with his hands in the air and pre-recorded sets that move crowds to tears.

Our investigative team revealed how Dava the Ghost Producer slipped through the industry’s so-called "security measures", all thanks to Bobbi "The Gatekeeper" McAllister, the self-proclaimed "arbiter of real music" (who, it turns out, couldn’t spot a ghost producer if they haunted his own playlist).

When pressed, he added, "Also, I was at a rooftop party when I listened to it. The bass sounded great over the speakers, so I figured, ‘Why overthink it?’"

Sources reveal that the award was mistakenly given to Dava after the jury, comprising of two Spotify algorithm engineers and a man who once DJ'd at a wedding, believed that the people who actually create the music should receive the credit.

"This is an outrage!" declared an anonymous industry insider (who may or may not be Doctor Printer's publicist). "In today's music landscape, producing a track is the least important part of being a producer. What matters is owning a UK passport, a small family loan of £1 million, and a farm of Eastern European ghost producers working in shifts to launch your album on mainstages while you post gym selfies."

Doctor Printer released a statement: "I am shocked—SHOCKED—that anyone would think I don’t make my music. Next, you’ll tell me my Instagram poses aren’t spontaneous. I stand by my artistic vision, which is mostly pointing at the crowd and occasionally tweaking a filter knob."

Award Jury Spokesperson: "Look, we just assumed the guy with the laptop was the intern. Our bad. We just work here." Or we were just doing our jobs?

Dava: "I just wanted my mum to be proud of me for once." (He was last seen applying for a UK visa.)

When the jury mistakenly gave Dava the award, Bobbi the self-appointed guardian of "real music" was shocked, not because the wrong person won, but because he didn’t even know Dava existed.

Wait, there’s a real producer behind Doctor Printer?" Bobbi reportedly asked. "I thought he just, like, vibed in the studio while his team did the work?"

When reached for comment, Bobbi simply said: "Look, if Dava had have just tagged me in an Instagram story with 🚀🔥💯, maybe I would’ve noticed. But no, he had to take the hard road. Amateur mistake. The award needs to be revoked."

After the scandal broke out, Bobbi tried to spin the narrative: "Look, ghost production is just collaboration with extra steps… and money… and no credit's Dava should be grateful for the exposure!" He then allegedly offered Dava a consolation prize: a repost on his "Underrated Gems" playlist (which has 47 followers, 12 of whom are bots).

The Bigger Problem: Why Was Bobbi in Charge?
Sources reveal Bobbi’s qualifications for being a gatekeeper included:

- Owning a pair of "studio-grade" headphones (that he mostly uses for podcasts)
- Once getting a co-sign from a DJ who later turned out to be a literal ghost (long story)
- Using co-working spaces, paid for by his trust-fund
- An unwavering belief that "if it charts, it’s art"
- An unwavering belief that all his friends will chart

Meanwhile, the scandal has ignited a firestorm in YouTube comment sections, where armchair critics are doing what they do best: comparing everything to something else.

This is Carl from ESEF News reporting, reminding you: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.

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another track from last year i had forgotten lol
seems a tad too melodramatic no?

imperfect as they come

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Trash💔 (NEONYA RADIO 1 - 210bpm)

My Latest EP out now on shogun audio! Thanks so much for the feedback so far.

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Let It Out

My remix for the amazing Droptek.

Very proud of this one!

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