RaccoonBroVA as Emperor Belos
Chase Beck as King Andrias

Written by mintoreos
Additional help from Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by iaambfah

[Belos: 0:11]
If this semi-amphibian waste wants a fight, I’ll play
Flip the script, after this, you’ll be the one that’s enslaved
You’re severed when I take control, show you why you should stay back home
Humans have disgraced you, kid, how’d your Earth invasion go?

When you were a dictator, you let your father pull the strings
So how about you kneel down and serve another undead king
You got no attention, your dad left you gaslit
Not the first time that your ass got abandoned

Leif up and left, took that box, and now your day’s ruined
Marcy trusted you with all her heart until you put your blade through it
Spent your life making the monarchy your purpose
Now all you got to show for work is community service

[Andrias: 0:47]
I’ll end this bout quickly, like his final season
Just like all his lies, there was no rhyme or reason
He acts as savior but wants all the witches in a genocide
The only plan he’s coming up with is to gentrify

Palisman made all your scars so you donned a mask
Luz made sure your monstrous form would forever last
When I unsheath my sword I leave my rivals six feet under
When you bring out a weapon, you only kill your brother

You really thought his love was a crime on humanity?
Safe to say Caleb’s sanity doesn’t run in the family
Ironic how you tried to play God and made his corpse your slave
When the God in your world is who led you to a lonely grave

[Belos: 1:23]
It took a God to swing the war in the witches’ favor
But comparing us, we’d see who folded under pen and paper
Leave you shaken to the core, I’m not talking your superior
Newtopia’s new era, show me Anne, I’ll be defeating her

I rule a nation, you were overthrown by three L.A. kids
Are you a real newt if you can’t grow back your own limbs?
Let me possess your body, I can make you write good lines
Build them like a grimwalker, but I can’t fix that guilt you hide

[Andrias: 1:47]
He says he speaks for the Titan but I wouldn’t give in
When all he did was create the broken coven system
Lilith broke your the nose and now the race was somehow vile to you
Then you blamed the witches like, “now look what you made me do”

Tried to take over minds so that Raine had to force you out
Tried to trick Luz again, rain had to force you out
So as you’re begging me to do the right thing 
Remember it’s the second time you’re stomped by a king


Emperor Belos vs King Andrias - Mint Rap Battles (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Chase Beck)

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

all crimes are legal if you aren't technically human

DumbShlop as West of Loathing
mintoreos as Turnip Boy

Written by mintoreos
Beat by Tantu Beats
Mixed by Danii
Cover by TomPuffs

[Verse 1: West of Loathing]
Lemme fire off a warning shot before I swap from western to hip-hop and spit hot *spits into spittoon*
Won’t need to wait two weeks to make this kid rot
Don’t fight an ace high like me when I’m pissed off (yes sir)
Of course you make yer town of produce frustuated (damn right)
All you can say is three points of punctuation
You may have hanged with some onion satan, but this felon sadist will expire on the pavement

I’m outta patience! *spits* Go run more errands
This herb appears just as outdated as his references
Here's a quick lesson if ya wanna keep yer residence, rippin’ up yer mail doesn’t uncorrupt the government
Don’t talk to me how you’re oh so unique just lookin’ to be another pixel art indie
Yer bit off those games and spit em back at the industry, makes sense ya exist thanks to a meme of yoshi

*spits* Kid, yer Reddit humor ain’t subtle.
How’s yer dialogue harder to sit through than yer puzzles?
And what’s with yer morals, they’re honestly horrible! 
Out killin’ kids but paying taxes is where ya struggle? *spits*
It’s not solely the forest beasts exposed to radiation *spits* 
Reviews must be too if they gave you any admiration
Always escaping *spits* the burdens he’s taken *spits*
Brings a whole new meaning *spits* to tax evasion


Hello? Are…..are yer going to say anything feller?
See, I knew- I knew you were going to pull this shit. 
I get yer a silent protagonist but c’mon man you gotta at least say something!

OH LORD ALL MIGHTY, okay that scared me, hooo

[Verse 2: Turnip Boy] 
I thought the IRS might be at my home’s doorstep but all I see here is this monochrome snore-fest
Dogging my aesthetic while looking like a joke sketch, both your art style and personality got no depth
The wild wild west just decides to fight the best against a line and vile mess it ain’t even a contest
Rushing DLC so devotees get any sort of content, but my assumed greed is what you want to condemn?

Alright then, we just met but let’s skip the pleasantries
I’ll certainly be wrecking the enemy of equity
Cus it seems to me that playing fake sheriff is your legacy
I mean jeez even your own gun’s a better deputy
Why ya facing me? You’re too drunk to battle in the first place. How’d you flop this back and forth when your game’s turn based?
You began in Boring Springs but you look more mundane. I'd say I take names but you’re already un….named!

Think you’re tough, my guy you're a pansy. Like bitch, how does a cowboy get defeated by an anti-virus? (Dumbass!)
The way your party fights shit is priceless
Haven’t seen things be worse together since that human-cactus hybrid
This beer chugging, cow punching, cheap drawing, blows at rap
And don’t try to hide those facts under one of your bowler hats
This town ain’t big enough, so get out before I smoke your ass!
and pull the gat on some sort of rip-off Henry Stickmen tra-aughhh fuck

[Verse 3: West of Loathing & Turnip Boy]
There’s another warning shot, and- oh wait, I think I hit him in the gut!
Hey, you good bud? WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME?! 
I guess this booze is makin’ me a tad woozy
You were holding a gun while downing some whisky? That’s almost as reckless as you running from your family
Are yer seriously dissin’ me while you’re bleedin’ to death? I mean as a vegetable aren’t yer meant to stay fresh?

Please just get an ambulance, quick! Feller, all we got is horse and carriage. Shit!
Look kiddo *spits* How many times do you need to spit!? Yer can either die here or yer can stop being a massive bitc-
Alright alright I get it, now don’t let me bleed out. Only if ya swear to pay the bills on yer greenhouse
I’ll never give a cent to the regime OUCH Then it’s time for me *spits* to put this freak down

West of Loathing vs Turnip Boy - Mint Rap Battles (ft. DumbShlop)

these dragons are too scary for me

MetaStarVA as Ridley
Leo Barqui as Rayquaza

Written by MintOreos
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by MegaPMB

[Verse 1: Rayquaza]
Seems a sinful spirit scaled Sky Pillar to battle
This fight won’t be easy when like Kraid you’ll choke from your shackles
Thought a psycho like you would at least not be a servant to her
But makes sense that Mother Brain would become a giant tumor

Don’t move any further ‘less you desire this dragon’s burns and Outrage
I know your foul play, assassinating any soul you face
So in the clouds I’ll wait to pounce this waste and when you shout in pain
You’ll see this is the one death that you can not fake

Backstory with less meat on it than your skeleton
I’m heaven sent, it took literal plot armor for you to stay relevant
I shouldn’t mention how my legend is never forgotten
When a rat has stopped this false god, now his saga’s gone rotten

[Verse 2: Ridley]
For your life’s sake I wouldn’t try to slander names
I will not be called a slave by a flying garden snake
So, you want to exchange blows? Then let’s get it
Turn the Delta episode to the elegy of this dead prick

Thought this living missile's role in his story would be bigger
But you’ve only played with legends when becoming their babysitter (urgh)
You’re way too bitter, if you’re high off gliding in the galaxy
I’ll crash you back to earth and have you grounded in reality

The casualties I’ve caused surpass the feats in all your fairytales
Though talk of the fairies you fight would likely get you scared and pale
So turn back and surrender to the cunning god of death
And perhaps you’ll go home without a chopped off head (GRAH)

[Verse 3: Rayquaza]
I’ve lived through eons with no sort of revivals (not one)
Yet that’s outshined by the fourth Prime’s production cycle
All of these threats to my life are honestly making me tired (*yawn*)
Can’t call you buff Spyro if you can’t even spit any fire

Couldn’t exploit metroids, so you plan to steal a baby
I mean I guess pirates would in the end be great thieves
Doing that ploy, by choice, even for you is plain crazy
Then your clan met Samus and she left you pushing up daisies

[Verse 4: Ridley]
Christ, you’re done right? That bounty hunter’s parents gave more
Bite in their fight, isn’t giving mouthfuls what you’re made for?
Hell of a savior, couldn’t even make it past the brawl
Falling to the whims of any kid with a master ball

Why do you protect them? It’s not some proud or grand cause
Maybe call Groundon if you want some ground to stand on
Or could it be you haven’t faced enemies that compare to me
When you black out and see stars, it won’t be due to rarity

[Verse 5: Rayquaza]
I exist to shield people from evil, our clash was inevitable
I have too much experience dealing with extra-terrestrials
You’ll never be fit to lead, I’m ending your tyranny
Like Nintendo with Other M I’ll wipe you clean out of history

[Verse 6: Ridley]
Deoxys is nothing to me, I’ll rearrange your DNA
And beat and maim your body so bad no one will find your remains
You’re not the same kind of threat you seemed to be on your cartridge
Tell Arceus, that your carcass is only just the start kid (*screech*)

Ridley vs Rayquaza - Mint Rap Battles (ft. MetaStarVA & Leo Barqui)

this was for 100 hour but I never put it on SC so here

Leo Barqui as Lord Business
Carrick as Aloysius O’Hare
PowerPoint Rap Battles as Robot Employee

Written by Leo Barqui, MintOreos, PowerPoint Rap Battles & hazelmoth
Beat by ToneJonez
Arranged by Leo Barqui
Mixed by Zagranis
Demo by Leo Barqui
Lord Business Art by BMB
O'Hare Art by hazelmoth
Special Thanks to My 100 Hour Challenge Team, Kamren The Person

[Verse 1: O'Hare]
Alright, what do you want, knucklehead, I’m in a meeting
Interrupt a master biller, you’ll be nickel-dimed for breathing
Man, your company’s in pieces, you’re running low on green bricks
And left with mini figures, do you still want to freeze ‘em?

Aloysius O’Hare, wiz in business affairs
Any presidents should know to never race with the hare
Every wall you’ve built up falls to kind discussions
I can fix your dying brand, just follow MY instructions

First, lose the helmet, maybe drop the platforms
And use your high horse for the Kragle, you’d have quarts
Now, my advice and freshness isn’t typically cheap
But if you don’t choke on aggression, you might get it for free

[Verse 2: Lord Business & Robot Employee]
Who we got today? “Sir, we’re looking for his origin
But his plot is so generic we can’t find anything more to him”
Diabolical, he’s even blending in with his change
He’d need a booster seat to consider his earnings a raise

Oh wait, I recognize you, someone get me my cape
If Edna’s seeing red, then it’s etched in his gaze
Grab the Staff of Q-tep and swab the rest of your face
Keep your 4 chins up, pal, perfection awaits

It makes sense that your fans don’t get oxygen, right?
The more smog in the sky, the more copies they’ll buy
Just kneel to my empire and topple in line
You should know plans against me tend to flop when they rhyme

[Verse 3: O'Hare]
You’d be banned from my land band for band with my loose change
O’Hare’s about to pop off like your bacon grease toupee
Let’s get down to brass TAKOs: what’s your deal with Tuesdays?
Most owners advertise the deal before the due date

Should’ve scratched your plan off of the model
Conquered your inner child, but your own was constantly bottled
Cause by the time you had all those builders caught in your pocket
You still weren’t good with business, even haunted by prophets

If I were in the city you stuck up, I’d get mad bored
The glue holding your plan together shouldn’t be from craft stores
Asked for perfection from your citizens lives
Up until Warner Bros let it shrivel and die 

[Verse 4: Lord Business]
Oh please! Don’t talk ‘bout how I lead my position
They wrote a whole song against you, THERE’S a piece of resistance
Greedy dirtbag, you would be the first through this window
I’ll give a business minnow a limbo of his own

How is bottling air sustainable?
What happens when you’ve drained the whole atmosphere? You know that’s not replaceable, right?
Like, who elected this shameful scrub
Whether with the ground or his people he can’t stay in touch

Outside of town is the next stop on the jet walk
You got sent on when the crowd heard a Ted Talk
I’ll drop you off next, drowning in the filth you filled in
It’s nothing personal, kid, it’s just Business (ciao!)

mintoreos

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