Talkshow Boy

TV Girl - Jane's Critique

utauloid cover of the watamote ending song! highly experimental, but it was very fun to tune since the original song is extremely expressive

voicebank: ゲキヤク (i mixed several banks)
tune/art/mix/svp/ust: suratsol (me)

UST/SVP: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ohSCnnVTe_0pCgBx5wu_ridYGxKAZqF2/view?usp=sharing
original upload: https://youtu.be/VplQI9gFk5M?si=7RKIr2u9T5cfgLi-

(UTAU) dou kangaetemo watashi wa warukunai/どう考えても私は悪くない (ゲキヤク) (+UST/SVP)

you dont love me :(

It's Not A Mystery

Lollipop

10. Lolypop

Talkshow Boy - Lcd Soundsystem Is Locked Under The Stairs And Forcefed Methadone At My House

daisy eyesore

Dick and Kitten 


Our Dick fancies himself a proper geezer, see?
(Yeeeaaah)
Gotta show off in front of his mates.
A flash motor, his old man's credit card, baggy trousers like a twat.
That's the ticket to success. (Oi!)

But there's always a bleedin' hitch, innit?
He's got issues, mate. Com-ple-xes!
Couldn't chat up a decent bird on his own.
To a proper fit chick. (Awww, Dick!)

So it's either wankin' off or taking the piss outta his useless chums.
'Cause every single time he tries to tell her:
"Alright, Darlin'?"
This is what the slag always fires back:
"Go practice snoggin' a bleedin' tomato, ya muppet."
"And don't forget what to do with that apple pie, you hear?"
"Cheerio, then! Bollocks!"

Oi, look at 'im. A proper knob. Thinks he's the dog's bollocks with his shiny shoes. What a state.

Our Dick used to throw a tantrum, said all women were slags.
Said he didn't believe in bloody love. And that he had a proper sort in the next estate over.
('Cause she's a ghost, mate. A proper myth, you see!)
Until he bumped into that hussy, Kitten.

Ohhh, that bitch knew exactly how to rinse his dad's plastic.
(Yeah, she did!)
He was chuffed 'cause before that, all he ever heard was...

So it's either wankin' off or taking the piss outta his useless chums.
'Cause every single time he tries to tell her:
"Alright, Darlin'?"
This is what the slag always fires back:
"Go practice snoggin' a bleedin' tomato, ya muppet."
"And don't forget what to do with that apple pie, you hear?"
"Cheerio, then! Bollocks!"

Well, personally, I'm dead chuffed for Dick and Kitten.
They're well suited, them two. A proper pair of wankers.
Each to their own, I suppose.
Nothing in this life comes for free, does it?
And in this particular story? Not even love.



Dick and Kitten.mp3

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Talkshow Boy - I Got A Melody

Othello World

Game with Rabbit - Othello World

sample: side effects - fog lake


I’m quite busy and working on a collab amongst trying to get stuff out for the archive. 

please be patient ty❤️

a lil bit

There is no later, there's only now.

Maybe, it was all wrong from the start... We had hope, until an hour ago.

No one is expecting miracles...
There's no point in finish it, unless we can get it /right./

Goodbye dear friends... Awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Courage

end is near || slowed

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