talkshow boy

Every single That Handsome Devil / Godforbid song, all of them, in one playlist.
Massive thanks to Lazy Jake on youtube for getting all of the songs and making the original playlist

Time Machine

Dick and Kitten 


Our Dick fancies himself a proper geezer, see?
(Yeeeaaah)
Gotta show off in front of his mates.
A flash motor, his old man's credit card, baggy trousers like a twat.
That's the ticket to success. (Oi!)

But there's always a bleedin' hitch, innit?
He's got issues, mate. Com-ple-xes!
Couldn't chat up a decent bird on his own.
To a proper fit chick. (Awww, Dick!)

So it's either wankin' off or taking the piss outta his useless chums.
'Cause every single time he tries to tell her:
"Alright, Darlin'?"
This is what the slag always fires back:
"Go practice snoggin' a bleedin' tomato, ya muppet."
"And don't forget what to do with that apple pie, you hear?"
"Cheerio, then! Bollocks!"

Oi, look at 'im. A proper knob. Thinks he's the dog's bollocks with his shiny shoes. What a state.

Our Dick used to throw a tantrum, said all women were slags.
Said he didn't believe in bloody love. And that he had a proper sort in the next estate over.
('Cause she's a ghost, mate. A proper myth, you see!)
Until he bumped into that hussy, Kitten.

Ohhh, that bitch knew exactly how to rinse his dad's plastic.
(Yeah, she did!)
He was chuffed 'cause before that, all he ever heard was...

So it's either wankin' off or taking the piss outta his useless chums.
'Cause every single time he tries to tell her:
"Alright, Darlin'?"
This is what the slag always fires back:
"Go practice snoggin' a bleedin' tomato, ya muppet."
"And don't forget what to do with that apple pie, you hear?"
"Cheerio, then! Bollocks!"

Well, personally, I'm dead chuffed for Dick and Kitten.
They're well suited, them two. A proper pair of wankers.
Each to their own, I suppose.
Nothing in this life comes for free, does it?
And in this particular story? Not even love.



Dick and Kitten.mp3

Talkshow Boy - I Got A Melody

perestroika love

Talkshow Boy - Minogue Patrol

Talkshow Boy - Hey Hotstuff (Oral Sex Pop Song)

Bloodsexy Ep

Talkshow Boy - Life Is Like A Movie

Testosterone

Beatpop Girl-A-Thon - Talkshow Boy

Ice Police Vs Love Doctors - Talkshow Boy

HOMESTUCK FOREVER, BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL.

This song is a parody of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy"
I own the karaoke track, which was purchased from karaoke-version.com and all the vocals are mine >:D Album art by @ infectedFlux on twitter.

Hope you guys enjoy the "spiritual successor" to Karkalicious! In fact, you could technically call this "Karkalicious^2" haha~

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Lyrics:

White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Singing, dance on my tippy toes
Breathe in, remember all the notes
My time has come again

Dark spots underneath bloodshot eyes
Top hat and pink sequinned bow tie
Blinking, I can't see cause the lights
Are louder than before

I'm the crab guy
I get really mad guy
Talk back to my dad guy
Wanna scream so bad guy
I'm Karkalicious
Made sure I stayed vicious
Don't be so suspicious
'Cause I'm still delicious

I'm the crab guy (duh!)

I'm the crab guy

I like it when I'm in control
Working in groups just takes its toll
On me, I should be on a roll
I said "never again"

You guys usually sing along
With me, but you won't sing this song
Cause it's not as good as the one
Everyone knows me for
 
I'm the crab guy
I get really mad guy
Talk back to my dad 
Wanna scream so bad guy
I'm Karkalicious
Made sure I stayed vicious
Don't be so suspicious
'Cause I'm still delicious

I'm the crab guy (duh!)

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Follow me on twitter @ teddypixels, and @ BROADWAY_KARKAT <3
I stream BKK on Fridays! http://twitch.tv/teddypixels

Homestuck^2

Crab Guy [Billie Eilish Parody]

no shade in the shadow of the cross (sufjan stevens cover)

Deoxygenated Blood

I just upload songs I can't find on spotify or here (at least at the time of posting). None of these songs are mine, and I do not intend to steal other people's works. All the works are credited, thank you.

Talkshow Boy - I Got A Melody

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