I Think It Fucking Fits ft Eric Serafino and Ashley Smith

Daily Horoscope


Yo bitch ass mothafucka
Pussy ass fuckin niggas
Let me tell yall some shit about yourselves
This is going out to fucking everyone

(0:14)
This that daily horoscope nigga
This that daily horoscope nigga        x2
Daily horoscope nigga

Yo 

Aries “The Ram”
Is so quick to get pissed off
Ambitious fucking bitch
With a passion that can kick ya off
Fire is the sign that recides in there fucking eyes
They are strong willed so ya better not piss em off

(0:34)

Taures “The Bull”
You’re so fucking alone
So you gotta stand so fucking strong
Creative loving sypmathetic alot of you are
But who cares man you can still drop some bars 

 (0:46)

This that daily horoscope nigga
This that daily horoscope nigga        x2
Daily horoscope nigga

(0:54)

hey yo

Gemeni “The Twins” you two face fucking bitch
you make alot of friends cause you so fucking full of it
Intelluctual genuis  and persuasive you are “yeah”
But you still a bitch so you all can suck a dick

Hey Yo

Cancer “The crab” You love your fucking family
and the beginging of things likreeven fucking history
Your biggest downfall is your so contradicting
So make up your mind cause you can be addicting

(1:17)
Hey Yo

Leo “The Lion” We know you ain’t lying
Stop that bossy shit, cause we know you know is trying
You may be right on alot of fucking things
But who care’s dude you need to grow some wings

Hey yo

Virgo “The Virgin” we know you is flirtin
You charmin fucking bitch, Gettin all the fucking dicks
You may be social enough to talk to us all
But when someone says lets fuck man you gonna make em fall

Libraaaaa “The scales” are right 
balance and equality Is so damn right,
Justice is strong in you and so you damn queit
But secretly you a whore so do not try n deny it


(Hook)

2:11

Scorpio “The Fuckin Scorpion” You secretive in alot ways and you got a secret plan
You silently observe and you then you make it benefit
You violent full of shit, but even you know thats so celibate 


Sagitarius “The motha fuckin centaur” get hard
Cause you know that you is hard
Loyal and loving to ya mothafuckin lover
Philosiphal shit doe that needa get gone

And Capricorn “The Smart ass fucking Goat”
We get it man you tight but you don’t need to gloat
Systematic but you really is an addict
Cocaine aint shit cause you always fucking at it


Aquarious “The Water Bearer” lazy as fuck
I bet you like to draw ducks
You really unorthadox with all your fucking ways
But somehow on top you can make a fucking change

(Hook)

(3:02)

Pices “The Fish” Ya Bish you is honest
Gullibe as shit and you need to get on it
Get the shit end of the stick cause you so fucking stupid
But don’t worry dude cause you is pretty cautious 


(Hook)

Aries “Mars” pick up some cigars
Taures “Venus” Go eat a fucking dick
Gemeni “Mercury” Get hit by a car
Cancer “Moon” You need to hit the Zanax bars
Leo “The Sun” You know got another one
Virgo “Mercury” We know that you get the D
Libra “Venus” We know it gets penis
Scorpio “Pluto and Mars” Gettin sluts at bars

Sagituarius Is “Jupiter” and Stupider
Capricorn “Saturn” You need to quit your patterns
Aquarious “Uranus” Get some fuckin anus
Pices “Neptune” Refer back to the tune



Daily Horoscope

Jonathan

(0:27)

Hi, My name is Jon
I hope you all like my song
I like to write music
And sleep and stroke on my dong

I like to play games when i get home from work
Draw pictures and watch videos where the bitches twerk

When i go for a walk I wave at my neighbor (Hi!)
When i’m in the hood, I will put out my light saber

All these African’s be on free labor
and all these niggas be huntin like they gators

When you at the grocery store
shopping for food and shit
You see a baby mama 
shopping for food and shit

When im at the grocery store
shopping for drugs and shit
I see a baby mama
Who is fuckin boozin it
and when i buy some water
i go on a cruise with it
Cause that’s how it goes
when your a fucking Jonathan


I go to the park 
Punch the kid’s off the swings
Offer em some red bull
Let em grow some wings
When they find out it was 
really xanax
The parent’s come after me
 in some spandax
Like i’m motherfucking danny phantom
or some bullshit
Like they bout to bust a ghost like they 
fuckin cool shit
Well fuck it, these parent’s are stupid
Hi kid’s, you can tell em that your bumpin
Coke!


When i feel like   fly enough
I say fuck this like i’m high enough
I don’t care if you are tough enough
Jonathan is the bossy boss

You think you’re cool so cool enough
But really you just a fuckin drunk
No one’s cares bout you foolish stuff
Cause Jonathan is the bossy boss



Jonathan is the bossy boss


Yeah i’m the boss on that pussy like i’m floss
Bossy bossy bossin, like i’m fuckin sephiroth
I play diddy kong, like i played your mom
I also play guitar like she did with my dong

(Damn)


If you fuck with me you’ll get kicked in the pokeballs
and if u Fuckin me i’ll make sure that you catch em all

When i get serious, nigga’s be flipping out
like call the cops, pull out the gun, this nigga’s
not afraid to kill our son
666 bitch suck my dick
I’ll summon satan to come and splice yo dick
Pull out a knife, stick in ya ass
Don’t fuck with me, i’m an atomic mass
I blow your ass up, leave you in a ditch
rape you nigga then rape your bitch
wanna act tough and so cool
Nigga i’ll make sure that your parents drool

Bossin bossin bossin bossin


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I'm an Artist of Many abilities, Rock, Rap, Classical,
I Write stories and draw. 
I photograph.
And with the right crew and camera's I can make anything happen
My name is Jonathan.
Your ears belong to me now.

So let's let the Legend unfold. ~Jonathan Rivera~

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