This is...ok? I’m still waiting on my chocolate btw 🍫🍫

this song is quite special. also the people who are in the making of this song are very talented

Now that you’ve given me my chocolate, I’ll give this a 10/10! Also good job, you’re almost at 1k!

still waiting for the chocolate sir - jack

letdown

LANGUAGE WARNING
This one goes out to all you Matt's.
- Credits - 

LYRICS - 

He's a bogan
He's a cunt
He's filled my mum with spunk
Why the fuck are we 
Even friends in the first place?

He's just so full of shit 
Not a lad one little bit
Dogs the boys 
Every chance he gets

And every time we talk
It's just the same damn thing
I'm always thinking yeah

Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
He doesn't eat or fucking sleep
He's just a massive fucking dick
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Why can't you see he's a massive pussy

He borrowed my car once
Didn't get it back for months 
Never to be found
When it comes to his round

And every time we talk
It's just the same damn thing
I'm always thinking yeah

Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
He doesn't eat or fucking sleep
He's just a massive fucking dick
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Why can't you see he's a massive pussy

Who's an asshole?
Matt's an asshole!

Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
He doesn't eat or fucking sleep
He's just a massive fucking dick
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Matt's a fuckin' asshole
Why can't you see he's a massive pussy

So take a shot now big boy
You've had enough to destroy
Pull your head in mate
You're such a disgrace
So take a shot now big boy
You've had enough to destroy
Pull your head in mate
You're such a disgrace

Arsehole

Knuckles (Moose Blood Cover)

It's a song about how having sex with your ex, but then regretting because having sex with your ex is not a very good idea.

Lyrics:
When you're by yourself at night
And you're feeling all alone
You're sick of always swiping right
So you look through your damn phone

You ask yourself the question
Why are my exes numbers there
Tayla, Sandra and Kayla
It's a bad idea 
But I should them up yeh

Sexes with exes
Not the best idea I've ever had
Sexes with exes
Not ideal but all the same I'm glad

Cos at least I had sex
But it came at a cost
Now I'm emotionally scarred
But at least I had sex

Melanie still hates me
She sent Bikies to my place
Bethany was pregnant 
But I was desperate so I said 
Sit on my face

Kim was happy to hook up
She said
Make sure you cum inside
Kelly's just turned 30
That night
She had 5 dicks in her
Including mine

Sexes with exes
Not the best idea I've ever had
Sexes with exes
Not ideal but all the same I'm glad

Cos at least I had sex
But it came at a cost
Now I'm emotionally scarred
But at least I had sex

I went to my Doctor
And told me 'Dude'
What have you been doing lately?
And now I'm riddled with STD's 
And the only one to blame is me

My Penis is on Fire

Sexes With Exes

OPIATE LYRICS


Like a Kaleidoscope 
So many colours 
Vivid and bright 
Too pure for this world
Lucy’ll find you 
Snuff out your light 

Hopes of a family 
Late night chats 
Talks of forever 
Ever and after, 
We were just kids 
We didn’t know 
We didn’t know

I am so dark for you 
Your light just shines right through 
Mending the pieces
Scatter my demons
All of these reasons I need you

Pierce your skin 
Catatonic lies 
Think of us now 
Where do we go 
When I can’t see inside 
No I can’t see inside
Pull you close
One last time
Hold you there until I feel you slip away
Slip away
Slip away

Gushing to my head 
Deep inside in my veins
Like an opiate 
Stuck inside my brain
Like an opiate

You are so dark for me
Your light is fading slowly 
Shatter the pieces 
Crawling with demons
All of these memories of you

Opiate

I won’t die
Cos today
I’m giving it all away
I’m not blind
I won’t stay
I’ll get on that boat 
Someday 
Sail away 

Sail away 
Sail away 


Off I go
into the fray 
I’ll face my fears one day 
But I won’t die
Not today 
I’ll keep all the sharks at bay
Sail Away 
Sail Away 

Oh I won’t die
Not today
I’ll keep all the sharks at bay
Lord I’ve tried
To go all the way 
Away from it all  
Sail away

Sail Away

Save Me

Our debut single 'Oceans' from our upcoming debut EP 'Alternative Sidekick' - Due out in Late September.

Engineered, Produced & Mixed by Matt Cochran 
Additional Engineering by Rangi Barnes 
Mastered by Bryce Moorhead 

Vocals - Daryn Yeats & Amber Hudson 
Guitars - Mitch Chen, Amber Hudson & Daryn Yeats 
Bass - Daryn Yeats 
Drums - Tim Ricketts 
Keys/Synth - Matt Cochran 
Percussion - Matt Cochran 

Recorded at Lending Ears Home Studio throughout various sessions in 2018 & 2019.

Alternative Sidekick

Oceans (Single)

Oceans

Here's our take on The Wombats' Greek Tragedy.

Side note: Greek Tragedy sounds like what happens after eating a dodgy souvlaki

Other side note: our track covers are getting worse and worse, if you would like to donate crap artwork please email us @ we.thr33.kingss@gmail.com

Case in point, I made this in word in about 5 seconds

Greek Tragedy

Listen to Terminate straight after this :D

The Intro

A Melbourne based pop punk band :D

Members:
Mitch Malden - Vocals
Josh Barr - Assorted Musical Instruments 
Jacob Barr - Drums and Doof

We can do weddings, birthdays and some bah mitzvahs depending on the phase of the moon.

Arsehole

Mist Factory

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