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Come up (VIP)

https://www.change.org/p/edinburgh-council-saughton-skatepark-scooter-free

guitar/drums/bass/background vocals/mixing - abhi velaga
vocals/mixing - chan chan

lyrics:

i want it to sound like skate kids just shoving skateboard up their ass
like i just want it to just sound like skater kids just throwing a fucking skateboard against the wall
and screaming against the government and shit cause they're so angry and skate so much and so far

HELL FUCKING YES

you know I've always had a lot of problems with girls:
talking to them, making eye contact with them
one time i asked a girl out and i threw up all over myself
and she looked at me and she said “are you okay?”
and i asked her
is this first base?!
did i make it?!
do i have a girlfriend now?
but now that im cooler, everything has changed 
i bought a ripstick, im a cool kid now

(ripstick in my dreams)
where the fuck am i
(ripstick in a half pipe)
i cant feel my legs
(ripstick in my dreams)
i feel so cold

NOW MY GIRLFRIEND IS 
SUPER FUCKING HOT
COOL
SHE LIKES TO GIVE ME LAP DANCES
AND HANG OUT BY THE POOL
ALL MY FRIENDS THINK IM FUCKING AWESOME
ALL MY FRIENDS THINK IM GREAT
EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOL
CAUSE I CAN FUCKING SKATE

i have a ripstick, i bought it from walmart
it was like ten dollars
and i watched tony hawk until i became a master skater
until i was bitten by a cobra
and then i was hit by a dump truck
i didnt have the use of my legs
but i don't care, its cOOL TO BE A PARAPLEGIC
ITS COOL TO DO RIPSTICK TRICKS
AND ITS COOL TO BE KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL

(ripstick in my dreams)
I've had sex with so many women
(ripstick on a half pipe)
and because of that im basically god now
(ripstick in my dreams)
ahhWHWHWHWHWHWHWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RIPSTICK, ON A HALF PIPE
RIPSTICK IN MY DREAMS
I HATE ALL OF MY FRIENDS
and my extended family

I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE
I USE MYSPACE AND SKYPE
I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR
I JUST HAVE A BIKE

oh yeah
oh FUCKING yes
hell yeahhh

im nutting so hard right now from this music its just
im so hard
and i love god and i love my family
i used to have a cat, until it was hit by a car
nobody ever told me it was dead
they told me it went to a farm

im going home
*DOOR SLAM*

*CONTINUED DOOR BANGING*
let me in
abhi let me in
abhi
dude come on let me in this isn't cool okay
i know last time i was over that i stole your guitar
but ill give it back just let me in come on

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Chan

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