Btw, if you were reborn into Minecraft as any mob, what mob would you be?

I do it so I can avoid Phantoms! That doesn’t make me a noob! I’ve been playing Minecraft for years now!

Video game raps

Stupendium- "THE APEX" Hitman 3 Rap

500 Chunks

Freshy Kanal - Knuckles Vs. Undyne Rap Battle ft. Cami - Cat & True Evil Villain

Henry Ford vs Karl Marx -Epic Rap Battles of History (ERB)-

Canción por JT Machinima su canal aqui:

JTM:: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzTdZz7z2sPRGCImodwOw0g

Lyrics:

They call me undead an ABOMINATION
Better get yourself prepared for ZOMBIE CHASIN
Once I'm on your tail
I cannot be stopped
I'll keep slammin' on your door until I KNOCK IT OFF
(GRRRRRRRRR!)
Is one of three words
In my vocab
If I say BLEH BLEH
Then you made me MAD
And if you push me
I'll push you back
My skin is green and my heart is BLACK


I'm like walking corpse of LEGOLAS
I got a bow in my hand and I NEVER MISS
I'm menace to everybody in the game
You hear my bones CLICK CLACK
And ya know my name
Cuz I'm a skeleton
Ya better run
I'll shoot ya bum PUNK
Just because I think it's fun
If you're outside at night
You should try to hide
I'll be lookin' for ya while I take a SPIDER RIDE
WOOO

Don't mistake me for a walking penis
Yes I'm shaped like one
But I'm quite egregious
Because everybody runs
No one ever hits me
You know if I go down
I'm TAKING YOU WITH ME
HISSSSSSS
That's the only sound I make
And if you hear me nearby
Then it's probably too late
My massive blast radius
Will hit your bum
Say goodbye level 50
Hello level ONE

The sun goes down
That's when
They get started
They've got one mission
That's to
Kill the target

Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you
Just another noob
Who keeps
Creative mode on?

I spawn within the depths of nether
So I'm rather accustomed to fiery weather
And I'm on patrol with a golden sword
Gettin' ready to attack
So COME AT ME BRO
SNORT SNORT
Don't try to make me OVERREACT
Because once I'm provoked, you get the WHOLE PACK
You may call us butt buddies and we are just that cuz we smell like bacon and we taste like ASS

WHOOOAAAAAA
I'm just a villager dude
I was caught in the middle of a CRATY feud
I just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe
I have a tiny house bro
THIS IS MY LIFE
I just do what I can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over
WHY!?!?!?!
Let's all live in HARMONY!
We can work together dudes
Come along with me!!!

Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you
Just another noob
Who sleeps in bed until dawn?

My voice is high-pitched so nobody likes me
I can't live in a house
Cuz that'd be a tight squeeze
I fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight
Take a nap in the sky
Till find a fight and then I SQUEAL like a girl and I breathe fireballs
If you think that you can take me then I hope you're kinda tall
I'm the biggest in size and I use it well
I may sound like a baby but I SPAWN IN HELL

Well...
I'm an Enderman...
...rapping isn't my THING
But I guess I'll do SOMETHING since...
I'd prefer not to SING
I'm tall and dark, all I do is walk minding my own business until I'm pissed off
Is this block from your house?
WELL NOW IT'S MINE
Don't look at my face and we'll be JUST FINE

Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you
Just another noob
Who spawns whatever he wants?
PATHETIC

Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you
Just another noob
Who sounds like somebody's MOM?!?!



The Mob Rap - JT Machinima

Minecraft Rap Battle - Creeper Vs. Zombie [JT Machinima And Brysi]

double F on my thigh highs

i shit on bitches then i leave like dubai 

i’m cruising blackouts like the race, whippin drive by 

i’m from the North, but never Jolly ion say hi 

when i rap i spat it

these hoes buzz like flies, i’ma swat these bitches 

i’m low lying hiding, this my swamp lil bitches 

i don’t gotta carry teams, i’m the SWAT for bitches

and then i 

pop my lips to Arizona 

from the DMV, where hot cheeto go Arizona 

he got me saved in his camera roll like addicted hoarders 

these bitches tryna copy, i should paste a new persona

i’m switching flows, man i clench rap like burrito holders 

he tell me pop, i go pop, like i’m a can of soda 

tryna pray for me because im sliming like im sito 

these bitches tryna peak, but you can’t see my tinted windows 

i peter picked and piped em, i ain’t duckin from no smoke hoe

i hit the Kimmy and get the spinning off that Blanco 

i see their reflection like the watch i’m moving all those 

they tryna to diss me, but i’m the one that ghost your writes hoe

got my niggas movin’ blanco

i tell em hit the line
i got em crazy like its blanco

i’m whipping Johnny Cox, that means the car is color blanco 

no matter how hard you rap, your bars is giving  slop joe 

man, fuck all this dissing shit
you hoes pens still stuck, so let me call this bitch 

nick named my gun named lilo steady toting the stitch

he patty caking my shit, got two hands on it 

i’m too fem for this shit got you bricks on pissed 

head game on locke, like i’m Tink and shit 

just abused this beat, i Chris Browned this shit 

it’s the princess with the princess
watch us murk this bitch 


Step the fuck back, I came in the lamby
Got these bitches shook up in they tuck it up panties 
Bitch you a tranny, body like a stanley 
Shit up on them bitches then I ghost like danny

Bitch im bad no billy jean=a
Gimmie diamonds, No Marina
Pussy wet like aquafina
Throwin racks like i’m serena
Face pretty, maybelline-a 
Nigga thought im phillipina
first he move the cocaina
then i give him chocha-ina 

Its laya laya in the spot, head BI
Bitches mediocre, Ian talking bout TI
Step up on they neck in the the double f knee high
Married to the money, get my vows, get my E I

Outside black and the rims all pink 
Camel on the bag and the coat all mink 
Sheepskin rug, what the fuck they thinkin
Pull up with a thug, he don’t do no blinkin

On my wave, no beluga
Got a tecc not a ruger 
She a chop, you could screw her
On the block like a sewer
Face shots, no medulla
Red beam if I shoot her 
He a giver i’m a user
Little mama you a loser

Pussy taste like Vanilla 
Go bananas, we gorillas
Stopped fucking with the mink, now I rock a chinchilla
Tell that nigga what’s the deal-a 
50k to cop a feel-a
If you see me wit cha nigga know I milked him no priscilla

THRONE w/ CHYNA WHYTE

Free Download:http://www.mediafire.com/download/5hodoxhgo80094i/MP3+ROP.mp3

Steve vs Herobrine (MINECRAFT RAP BATTLE)

Entity 303 Vs Herobrine Rap Battle - An Original Minecraft Song

I DID NOT MAKE THIS Rockit Gaming did all credit to them! :)
edit: oh wow! I was not expecting the amount of attention this would get thank you!

fnaf rap (rockit gaming) freddy vs bendy

Spotify

Spy VS Sombra Rap Battle

To Be A Free Man (Half-Life Rap)

As heard in Starter Squad: Episode 9 - The Lizard Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWvFP-vXNY

If you like the song and want to support me for making it for you, please consider buying it! https://druox.bandcamp.com/track/rock-smasher
Lyrics:

*Grunt noises based on other bands*

*Power metal thing in every power metal song*

Slaughtering all who are smaller
And too weak to resist
Your reign of terror is over
I’ll crush your bones with my fist!

You can’t win this time.
I will end your life!

You are the one we despise
Now it’s time for your demise.
You’ll soon feel the brunt, of a force hard and blunt.
It’s time to cut you down to size.

This fight you will never win.
I’ll cleanse the world of your sin.
You murder and lie, with no reason why
There’s no turning back. It’s time. To. Die.

Hundreds of innocents slaughtered
Most in their physical prime.
You killed as you ravaged their homelands
Now you will pay for your crimes.

Your funeral's been penned.
No one will attend!

*Evil Laughter*

(Charmander Sandshrew Exchange Here)

DIE (a lot)

Your time has come.
Your end is near.
You cannot hide.
I smell your fear.
You’re cornered now.
Say your goodbye
One final strike
Now you will-

Starter Squad Sound Track

RPCK SMASHER

ROCK SMASHER

Going N-Sane! - Crash Bandicoot 4 Song - NerdOut/ChewieCatt

Xayah, Akali, Kayn, Twich, Varus, Kennen, Tristana and Neeko
Main Mid and ADC <3

My favorite games are; FNAF, Minecraft and Halo. I love country music. My favorite youtuber is GrayStillPlays. and my favorite Musical artist is Tryhardninja. 

I really enjoy music, art, and writing.

I create playlist often. I will hardly ever post a track/song.

The Mob Rap - JT Machinima

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