Auditory Shitposting Vol.                 1                               3 (yeah,Thirteen)

Toxic Skeletons

fuck this song is over 10 years old

Sources:
Skrillex - Bangarang
Hatsune Miku - Levan Polkka

Thanks to @dovahkiinaddi for drawing the Skrillex version of Inoue. 
She's amazing, go follow her:
https://twitter.com/dovahkiinaddi

Leek Drop

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

Smooth x Snow halation
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Happy (almost belated) birthday to Rob Thomas!
Special shoutouts to:
-@play-a-mini-game for developing this amazing video on SiIvaGunner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTbj6UCVDdE&t=1s
-@wolfman1405 for doing the trumpos on the chorus.
-The 1999 summer smash hit "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty from the 15x platinum album Supernatural by Santana for winning the Grammys 18 years in a row!

Smooth halation

thanks terrio for the name
original song: Roundabout by Yes

soundcloud sucks check out my yt channel on my profile instead

Roundoobout

Remade this version because apparently mine sounded like another person's thingy.

Sources:
-"Intensive Care Unit" - Renard
-"Peridot" from Steven Universe (Log Date 7 15 2)
-"Crank Dat" - Soulja Boy (Steel drum and vocals)
-"YEAHHH BOIII" (My longest yeah boy ever)
-"U Guessed It" - OG Maco (BITCH YOU)
-"Steppin on the Beach" from Spongebob (Walking Small)(doo)
-"Uptown Funk" - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (doh)
-"The Nutshack Theme" (Beep instrument and vocals)
-"I'M THE NIGGA" (ayy)
-"Gabe the Dog" (bork)
-"Take On Me" - A-Ha
-"We Are Number One" from Lazytown
-"Worldstar" - Childish Gambino
-"Through the Fire and the Flames" - DragonForce

Intensive Soundclown Unit

invest in wow wow mashups today

Why hasn't this been done already?

funny

credit to JerryStuff (Ro) for the flp

It's Slowtime!

spinmouth

Soundcloud post but its a tf2 smexual

same key and 1.5 bpm apart

this is probably the worst mashup i've ever made

download: https://mega.nz/#!OQxm0CQZ!WWTYt4ZAcKXlEscXA8XQlnJbCNEWRPCoxq5gO5bP_ko

hentacito

Rearranged parts to (somewhat) align with Bowser's Theme's drums.

>When A Chip Da Ripper Mashup Is Actually Decent

here's a blooper reel to make up for lost time

thumbnail made by @sketchisalwaysbored

the worst meme

You Cannot Make A Joke Out Of This

Ok I guess I should start uploading some of my "higher quality" stuff on here. Even if I don't have much of an audience, I am not really gonna get anywhere if I don't upload anything at all, so yeah.

Made this track back in early September.

Tracks:
Gorgeous-Go-Round - Kirby Planet Robobot
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down for What

Auditory Shitposting Vol. 1 3 (yeah,Thirteen)

MixMaster: AL