LYRICS

My pecker tastes like Dr. Thunder
My ass is fat cause I really like fries
I gots a taste for women who're older
It's always been so it's no surprise

Ms. Tamsin’s got her leather boots on
And it's making me crazy
All I wanna do is sniff them and be your baby
Come on Mommy, let’s Skype
You can step on me anytime 
I’m in the U.S., I hope you don’t mind
Please come out to the countryside
Please come out to the countryside
Please come out to the countryside
Come on come on come on come on come on Mommy
Whoa ah yeah

I fall asleep looking at Facebook
I comment on all of her pics
Wait what the fuck I thought that was private 
Delete those now before we have a conflict

Ms. Tamsin’s got her leather boots on
And it's making me crazy
All I wanna do is sniff them and be your baby
Come on Mommy, let’s Skype
You can step on me anytime 
I’m in the U.S., I hope you don’t mind
Please come out to the countryside
Please come out to the countryside
Please come out to the countryside
Come on come on come on come on come on Mommy
Whoa ah yeah

Slut, fuck me up, lemme see them titties
Please treat me rough, I wanna be your doggy
Put me on a leash, walk me ‘round on my knees
Why, come on come on come on
Ooo ooo ooo ooh
Ooo ooo ooo ooh
Ooo ooo ooo ooh
Yeow!
Come on Mommy, let’s Skype
You can step on me anytime 
I’m in the U.S., I hope you don’t mind
Please come out to the countryside

Come on Mommy, let’s Skype
You can step on me anytime 
Please come out to the countryside
Please come out to the countryside

Come on come on come on Mommy
Come on come on come on Mommy
Whoa ah
My pecker tastes like Dr. Thunder
Ooh ah
My pecker tastes like Dr. Thunder
Ooo ooo ooo ooh
Ooo ooo ooo ooh
My pecker tastes like Dr. Thunder
Ooh whoa yeah

Dr. Thunder

LYRICS: 

In my room I just can't wait
To call you up on our very first Messenger date
Is it cool if I take off my pants?
Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to scam?
Do you like my profile?
Would you guess that I don’t like black people?
I'm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't beat
Oh shit
Screenshot
Did you just take a picture?
Shitfuck, nigger
I wish my dick was bigger
Was bigger, was bigger
I wish my dick was bigger
Was bigger
I wish my dick was bigger
When you call, I get real hard
I’m sorry that I’m such a tub of lard
I really wish it was only me and you
But my family’s in the other room
I’m jerking my dick and I don’t give a damn
Please don't hint that you're capable of scams
I dread the thought of you screenshotting my dick
And sending my family all my naked pics
Oh shit
Screenshot
Did you just take a picture?
Shitfuck, nigger
I wish my dick was bigger
Was bigger, was bigger
I wish my dick was bigger
Was bigger
I wish my dick was bigger

First Date

LYRICS: 

My e-girl don’t mess around
Cause she wants my dick
She’s a fucking whooooore

I know she really wanna
Call me on my phone 
And see my fucking chooooode

Don’t try to screenrecord
Because my dick is short 
And I have concrete floooooooors

Thank God for Messenger
For all these lil girls
From around the woooooorld

Heeeyyyy yaaaaaa
Heeeeyyyy yyaaaaaaa (X4)

I think you screenshotted
Shit I think you screenshotted 
But does it really matter when there’s little there at aaaaaaall

Get off the webcam
Ooohhh get off the webcam
Let’s go our separate ways before the cops are invoooooolved

Know what they say, it’s
“All e-girls are fake”
Then what makes it, then what makes it
Then what makes it, then what makes it
Then what makes you the exception?

So shit, fuck, shit, fuck
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck
Delete all my pics and please don’t show my whole family 

Hey ya! (you don't want to suck me, you just want my money) Hey ya!
Don't want to me to be your daddy (oh ohh), just wanna make me saddy (oh ohh)
Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Hey ya! (oh, oh!)
Don't send them to my momma, don’t want her to see me cum-a (oh, oh!)
I'm (oh, oh) I'm (oh, oh) I'm just being honest! (oh, oh)
I'm just being honest!

Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas!
Yeah?
Now, what's cooler than being cool?
Not scamming!
I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?
Not scamming!

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!

Okay, now Jade!
Yeah!
Now I’m gonna ask to see your tits for just a few seconds
Now don't have me whip out my dick for nothin'
I want to take you to Remi’s pound town!
Lend me some coochie, I am your rebound!
Ah! Here we go now,

Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it
Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it
Suck it like Mia Khalifa! Hey ya!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, nigger!
Fuck it like Mia Khalifa!
Now all the Kimmy’s, and Jill’s, and underage girls
Get on tha floor get on tha floor!
Suck it like Mia Khalifa!
You know what to do, you know what to do

She was of age guys
This was the only time
I’ll never fall for an e-girl again
Goddamn niggers

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