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My Local Theater Recently Screened a Film Called ''Mr. Blank.'' Everybody Who's Watched It Has Now Gone Missing. by Mr_Outlaw_ [COMPLETE]

Something very strange is going on. 

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I Was Contracted to Help Conceal a UFO Crash by Mr_Outlaw_ [COMPLETE]

"Hitler's Suicide Note" by Rucka Rucka Ali, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry.

With Lyrics:

Everyone at my school, called me a 'fag'
At home I was lied to, blowing my dad
So now I would like to kill all of the Jews
I just saw my gas bill, and I want to die
But before I go I will tell you goodbye
I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise

In another life, I will take the world
I will make it Wonder Bar for all the white people
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face
I know it sound's gay

I could have lived my life in a better way
I could have been Nicer to gypsies and gays
People in the wheelchairs, I never should have rape (I know this now)
Why did I put numbers tattoos on Jews?
However could I know, The Third Reich would lose
Now that number's for how much the Jews will sue

But in another life, I will gas them all
I will gas the Jews that sell the jewelry at the mall
In another life, I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show "The World the Way"
He'll show you all "The Way"

I want... take over the world
Kill all the gays
It would be very great!

If I could only change one thing in life it'd be
I'd go, it put a gas chamber in Italy
I could, have killed grandparents of Pauly D
But now, but now it's much too late

But in another life, I will take the world
I will make it Wonder Bar for all the white people
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face
I know it sound's gay

I want... take over the world
Kill all the gays

In another life, I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show "The World the Way"
Justin Bieberg is gay (It's Spic n' Span!)﻿

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hitler's Suicide Note

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Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Song

Jason DeRulo - Wiggle - PARODY  - Wigger - ~~~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Rucka Rucka Ali - Fuck Germany Parody Jason Derülo - Talk Dirty

I must wake up... I gotta wake up!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3tVDIlARx0

Wake Up by Christian Delolmo

By Rucka Rucka Ali @ Youtube 
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPSWmVbnwZw
Plz Follow me!
Lyrics: 
[Intro: German Moderator]
Ich mag nicht fünfzigste Celebrity Apprenta!
Meet new host Arnold Schwarzenegger!
[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Mr. Bieber, why'd your team lose?
[Intro: Justin Bieber]
(Mumbling) IDK, Bro

[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
No excuses! Off to the gas chamber!
Now for paid political advertising

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Look, I'm rich as hell from my real estate and sale of shirts
I wish this president would give us better health insurance
I'll build a wall, just got taller with a better view
I'll build the Mexicans who make good money from cocaine
I just sold the billion hats
If you even blink I just sold a billion more, it's for charity!

[Hook]
My name's Donnie Trump and I'm orange and pink
My name's Donnie Trump for prez 2016
That's my name, okay! It's on my birth certificate!
We're gonna bring down crime
We'll keeps cops guns and bug-spray! (I love cops!)
I'll build a wall so big that'll keep all of the spics out
We're gonna bring back jobs (Jobs, jobs!)
It'll be so great!
I'll build a wall so big that you'll say
"Donald, it's too big! Can you bring it a few feet down?!"

[Verse 2]
Believe me. I know walls
I went to the best schools. The best
I got perfect marks. Perfect
My teachers said: "Donald, your marks are too high for us!"
"Could you get a few answers wrong?"
Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump
They probably do it so their ratings start going up
They say: "Who could we invite on the show?"
"The low ratings here are killing us! We probably should invite TRUMP!"
Look at the numbers. I have the best polls
Best clothes
Best cloths in my own Trump suit and tie
Oh look behind me, it's Hillary and Sanders
If you faggots come from Mexico you have to take a ladder!

[Hook]
Who's this curry-face in charge with Al-Qaeda links? (Look, who is this guy?)
I'll send him back through immigration to find out what language he speaks
Ma'a salama ding dong, motherfucker!
Look, I love black guys (And blacks love me!)
I think blacks are great
I love Hispanic things like taco salad by the roadside!
We're in a big decline (Cline, cline!)
I'll make this country great
So we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers (It's great, yeah!)

[Verse 3]
I used to host the Apprentice, it was on every Sunday
We will build a couple things and give each a different name
And everyone of them competed back and that'll let them stay
See in which one could make the most money for me
Now I'm travelling around the country with my friends
Saying things people like to hear about Mexicans
Please, take a MAGA hat and wear it, that is your donation
Thanks, I don't even take money (Laugh)

[Hook]
When this world is mine (Mine, mine)
I'll build a wall in space
And everyone will see that my penis is a pretty big cock (I guarantee that!)
I don't like China (Na, na)
Although the food is great (It's great!)
And those Chinese chinks have a big wall to keep the spics out
I love Mexicans. The Mexicans love me
I love Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Trust me
I get along with them. I get along with everybody
So vote for your good friend Donnie

[Outro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
And if you don't vote Trump, you'll be rounded up today
Folded onto a train and sent off to vacation
There you will be taught the correct way to vote
All thanks to my good friend Donnie

Jason DeRulo - Wiggle - PARODY - Wigger - ~~~ Rucka Rucka Ali

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