Fictitious accounts of actual events. 

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CH4RLIE

Story of the saved. 

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The Ten Best Things About Alcohol

REUBEN
True story about love and inspiration. Original music by the amazing Ryan Little. 
Ryan Little Music:
@iamryanlittle
Actual Reuben's origin:
brentsdeli.com/
 
Let me tell you bout a reuben that I had last week,
It was stacked up high with these slices of corned beef
Skip the rye and the wheat cuz I went with the lettuce,
Sourkraut on swiss with some Russian dressing,
A tale so epic bout a table top blessing,
I prayed for inspiration and this was the message:
You can make my reuben, you can plate my reuben,
You can shake my reuben but don’t take my REUBEN
Never was there ever something so complete,
It was made to please me don’t try to reach me
When the plate makes its way to my smiling face,
I take sixteen selfies just us in the frame
I’m munchin I’m crunchin don’t ask me nothing
Whatcha want on Sunday don’t bring no muffins
 
I love you, Reuben, baby!
You are a sandwich, you are a friend
But you’ve been on my mind Reuben, lately
One day we’ll be together again
 
Don’t make me a smoothie don’t make me a salad
Cause I’m makin a movie for my reuben based ballad
I’m a reuben fanatic, I’m a rebuen addict,
Send me to space and call me reuben galactic
I’m a buy me a farm with a thousand acres
Settle down with a reuben and the morning papers
On the front page me and a masterpiece of beef
Man and sandwich solve world peace
Man I’m famished so you know where I be
Sittin at the deli waitin till they get me
Don’t even ask me what I’m after cause you know
Wanna leave this place lookin just like JUNO
If you see me chowin down at your local place
Don’t be surprised I got cheese all over my face
You can pull up a chair, you can order a juice
But if you wanna be happy, man you know what to do
 
Sing!

REUBEN

True story of despair and addiction from a young age.
 
Video here: (headphones and lights off recommended)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL-wyksm6uE

Thirteen:

6 o’clock ain’t nobody home, and my two front teeth still missin
me and johnny in the livin room talkin bout 
"My momma keeps liquor in the kitchen"
well, ten years later on the floor of my momma’s guest room i’m pissin
i can’t get up, can’t sleep, can’t think, can’t eat 
and I’m smokin till the pain goes away
now i’m back on the street just thirteen 
runin with a pack of grape swisher sweets
Daddy long gine, no money and the lights stayin off till november 15th
It’s cold at night, I don’t wanna go home 
and these teachers just got me stressin
best friend just hung himself over bein adopted 
and they’re tellin me to count my blessins
so I’m trapped in the middle of a rapist and an irritated woman no love at all
feelin so small but I’m drinkin from a bottl make a M- feel real tall

What could I do, I was thirteen?
What could I… i was thirteen.

Me and my friends got these forty ounce problems 
And i’m feelin like I can’t escape
Robbin Safeway, jumpin in a stolen car with my boys all night and day
Skateboards and folding blades make a young boy feel okay
actin tough, smokin blunts, freestylin to a cypress hill mixtape
mom and pop got their own kinda problems, can’t seem to make sense of S-
now I’m never home, cuttin up in class and I just wanna F- quit
meanwhile my sister dyin inside cause she’s home al alone no play
stomach ache never go away cause she’s sick from a genetic chemical fade
First chance that I got I ran away, F- the drama and the fightin that’s it
I ended up on the streets for a decade in a disoriented, pessimistic fit
now I’m strapped to a chair like “where did I go for all of this time?"
Two choices: will I break out of it, or pop another pill, good bye bye bye?

What could I do I was Thirteen?
What could I...I was thirteen

Prolly leave another suicide note
Is that really what the world needs?
Another kid fallin through the cracks, WHOA
Is that really what the world needs?


Thirteen

If you're intrigued by murder, horror and fear, the gospel is for you.

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