GarbageGothic as Charlie
Freshy Kanal as Zelda

Written by:
Freshy Kanal and Hippie Rat

Beat Produced by:
Insanebeatz

Lyrics:

Charlie:
Mom said I’m still too young to watch this thriller,
But Rachel’s gone, I’ll have her back watch me plot twist this sister!
You’ll choke on a beat if you can’t chug processed beans.
In school we had to draw people like you in the drug project week
You’re a conjured monster from young nature 
I’ll drop this beat like your dumbwaiter
I’d tinker with you but this toy is bendy
you look like the logo of a Soyboy Wendy’s
People don’t dig it, not even your grave, but I’m sure you got some bones to crack
Not even the Pet Sematary could bring her audience back

Zelda:
Charlie?? is that you, for god’s sake?
I guess defeating you will be a piece of cake.
What is there left to learn from a 2018 flick?
You tried fucking up the people but it just didn’t click.
Wrap your head around your own business
Are the ants in your head gonna fix your fidget?
Craving annoyance, you don’t know the limit 
Til signs it your head like: “No kids in the kitchen!”
Sometimes dead is better! They’re erasing your place
I’m sure your life was full of pressure, with that face on your… face
You’re one to talk ‘bout being bedridden, time to lift the curtains
You beg to live inside that family tree house of burdens.

Charlie:
This brat wants attention but we know nobody missed her
If you wanna flip birds, I’m gonna grab my scissors!
What is my highlighted prime to you in those flashbacks
The Legend of Zelda will stay a link to the past!

Zelda:
You’re shaming the family, reason for mother’s therapy
Shit, for you it seems like getting roasted is hereditary
I’m waving down from heaven, your death was quite your destiny.
That pie choked Charlie’s pipes, we could call it a Chocolate Factory.

Zelda Goldman vs. Charlie Graham - Rap Battle!

The Nowhere King [Centaurworld]

The Dolls Of New Albion

Paul Shapera - Act 2: S5 - Fay Considers Edgar's Proposal

Act 2 S5 Fay Considers Edgar's Proposal

Paul Shapera - Act 1: S2 - New Albion 1

Act 1 S2 New Albion 1

Snoozle Town

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Dreams

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals [Explicit]

Let It Out [Explicit]

Beneath the Brine was recorded by The Family Crest, mixed by Jay Pellicci at Tiny Telephone in San Francisco, and mastered by Jason Ward at Chicago Mastering Services.  These tracks are unreleased. Please refrain from sharing outside your team. 

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