"They're bringing peace to the Galaxy! (But not to each other).."

The adventures of four equally emotionally troubled people (well one lizard man) as they try and bring peace and justice to the Galaxy.

The COMMANDER  pompous, over-sexed and almost completely incompetent.

The MAJOR, brilliant star pilot and Space Fleet officer. She makes very few mistakes. One of them was marrying the Commander.

The DOCTOR,  skilled, caring and empathetic. But nursing a broken heart where only excessive alcohol and "Companion Clones"  can ease her loneliness.  Full-time job keeping the Major and Commander from killing each other.

LAZAR, a Saurian.  Eight foot, fire-breathing man-lizard.  Writes poetry and wants to join a book group.  Has issues about his size, weight and how others see him. 

SHIP  - a very young A.I. who controls everything, but  still learning about how humans interact.  Does his best but cries if you shout at him. Keen to please.

GRID - Ship's potentially psychotic A.I. sibling, in  charge of all weaponry. Shoots first, asks questions later. Actually, doesn't ask questions at all...

CAST

DEBS WARDLE as  SHIP and GRID
KLUANE SAUNDERS as THE DOCTOR
SIMON JOSIFFE as LAZAR THE SAURIAN
TIM SOUTHGATE as THE COMMANDER & COMPANION CLONE
VICTORIA ASHFORD as THE MAJOR

SOUND DESIGN by SAM ENTHOVEN
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY SIMON JOSIFFE

Space Buccaneers Episode One  - "This Really Isn't Helping"

In this episode our heroes make their wills, burn their underpants and become dangerously reptilophobic.  Trying to forget her unhappy past the DOCTOR takes some memory-altering pills, which stop her unhappiness but also make her forget those...things..with the wire? ..that...um..

CAST


DEBS WARDLE as SHIP and GRID
KLUANE SAUNDERS as THE DOCTOR
SIMON JOSIFFE as LAZAR THE SAURIAN
TIM SOUTHGATE as THE COMMANDER 
VICTORIA ASHFORD as THE MAJOR

SOUND DESIGN by SAM ENTHOVEN
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY SIMON JOSIFFE

Space Buccaneers Episode Two: "Oh  Grow A Pair!"

In this episode our gallant crew skilfully slalom their way through an asteroid field, make contact with a sentient entity (try saying that three times) and discuss basket-weaving.   Hang on to your hats, especially if it's the COMMANDER's, as his is bright and shiny with lots of braid...

CAST

DEBS WARDLE as SHIP and GRID
JON BUCK as the ENGINEER and ERIC THE ENTITY
KLUANE SAUNDERS as THE DOCTOR
SIMON JOSIFFE as LAZAR THE SAURIAN
TIM SOUTHGATE as THE COMMANDER
VICTORIA ASHFORD as THE MAJOR

SOUND DESIGN by SAM ENTHOVEN
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY SIMON JOSIFFE

Space Buccaneers Episode 3:" Do You Suffer From Memory Loss?"

Our gallant and occasionally sober crew visit an alien planet to try and bring peace and stability to a warring primitive people.  

Victoria Ashford  as the MAJOR
Simon Josiffe as LAZAR THE SAURIAN
Kluane Saunders as the DOCTOR
Tim Southgate as the COMMANDER
and
Debs Wardle as SHIP and GRID

Written and directed by Simon Josiffe
Sound by Sam Enthoven
Music by Zapsplat.com

Space Buccaneers Episode 4: "It's For Your Own Good"

Our heroes' attempts at hostage negotiation do not go well. Meanwhile the Weapons Grid is learning about the Flemish Renaissance..

Space Buccaneers Episode5:"TIckety-Bream"

Space battles! Evil cyborgs!  Love reunited! Love reunited then rapidly lost because men are bastards;  coffee;  torture; librarianship...there is literally something for everyone in our thrilling,  moving, tail-swishing season finale!

CAST
Victoria Ashford as the MAJOR
Jon Buck as ERIC THE ENTITY
Sam Enthoven as the PHRATON OVERLORD
Simon Josiffe as LAZAR THE SAURIAN
Kluane Saunders as the DOCTOR
Tim Southgate as the COMMANDER
and
Debs Wardle as SHIP and GRID

Written and directed by Simon Josiffe
Sound  by Sam Enthoven
Theme music by Zapsplat.com

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