Through insane equipment issues, we persevere to deliver a raucous episode. This week we're joined by staffer, Trev Allen. Is it coincidence that we encounter technical problems with his arrival? You be the judge.

We open the news feed by discussing one of the biggest Super Bowl surprises, THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX. Bad Robot likes to keep audiences on their toes, and an announcement made 4 hours before premiering is certainly a way to do that. Next, we split over the strange and twisted fairy tale story that is NOVEMBER. It looks gorgeous, but is it just too weird? CHANNEL ZERO is busting back into your television with CHANNEL ZERO: BUTCHER BLOCK, and it looks to be the best season yet, while Blumhouse fires political shots with the marketing of THE FIRST PURGE.

Round two starts with a review of Adam Green's latest effort, VICTOR CROWLEY, and is followed by a review of the aforementioned THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX. Everyone is fairly in synch with their feelings on both of these films, which you can watch now. We end the show with a nice, friendly, co-operative game of TAG LINES... Yeah, you guys know better then that. Shit gets talked, and a whole lot of other shenanigans on episode 137 of The Modern Horrors Podcast.

The Modern Horrors Podcast EP 137: The Crowley Paradox

Sometimes you just have to pat yourself on the back for doing the bare minimum. That's exactly what we're doing this week as we put out an episode for the second week in a row!

This week's news feed is full of some wild names. We start off with PARI, which means fairy in English. Coming out of India, you won't be finding any Bollywood numbers in this one. Sticking with the letter P we move on to PYEWACKET. Weird name, good looking movie. BORELY RECTORY is telling the story of England's most haunted house by resurrecting an old technology. Netflix is back to dropping movies without warning. This time it is VERONICA, and it looks like it might live up to the hype of being "Spain's answer to THE CONJURING". And finally we talk about DEATH HOUSE. We've known about this one for over a year, but recent events forced us to break our silence. 

Round 2 is a review of Ted Geoghegan's latest effort, MOHAWK. The story is a fresh idea in the genre, but does it actually deliver on something new? Spoiler: we are fervently in agreement on this one. To wrap up the episode, we dust off the always fun BULLSHIT ARTIST. Two men enter, and honestly two men will leave, BUT one of them will be talking shit. 

Make sure to visit audibletrial.com/modernhorrors to claim your copy of THE TERROR by Dan Simmons. You're welcome.

The Modern Horrors Podcast EP 139: Everything Is An Ad

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