*DISCLAIMER: Craig's audio is out of sync in this episode. Please listen with this in mind, and know that he's been fired from the team.

None of you will understand this, but when you reach a certain level of success in your professional life, you just think 'fuck it. The masses are going to lap this shit up no matter how low energy I am. Why should I bother anymore?' And so it is with Moffat, turning in a singularly disinterested performance in this latest, much delayed episode. Having tasted the euphoric highs (getting 100 listens- 100!!!- for an episode), as well as the desperate lows (cucked by Owen Smith MP), he no longer feels much of anything anymore. We call it the white podcaster's burden. I pray to Christ that none of you ever know it.

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Episode 19 - Etna Thunbirg

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RIP CRAIG MOFFAT, 1992(?)-2020
CAUSE OF DEATH- CORONA BANTER

Episode 20 - COVID CRISIS SPECIAL: The Devil Takes Care of his Own

The essential podcast about all things Craig Moffat (a guy that lives near Stirling and likes cars)

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