Song made for the Game of Bands competition

Music: monnotorium
Lyrics: perfect_fifth_note
Vocals: conparky

[Verse]
When the sun hits the window just right
There's a perfect spot of warm sunlight
On my favorite place on the windowsill
Don't bother me - I'm busy, can't you tell?

Pay your tribute by petting my fur
If you're lucky I might start to purr
Leave me offerings of red dots and mice
If I don't like them I'll keep you up all night

[Pre-Chorus]
This particular food just isn't good enough
My toys are under the couch, go buy me more stuff
The tabby down the street has worshipers aplenty
But I'm neglected - see? My dish is slightly empty

[Chorus]
I know you're doing your best, I know you're slow to think
I know you're grateful when I offer you a slow blink
Stop working so hard, it isn't worth it
Just stay at home, where you have a cat to worship

[Verse]
I have to ask you something, you do it every day
What's the deal with all the litter you steal anyway?
You wander aimlessly from room to room
While I sleep away the afternoon

[Pre-chorus]
I see you sneaking pictures of me for the internet
Has my Instagram cult reached a million fans yet?
While you're at it, go and pour me out some catnip
I hear Egyptians value cats - let's plan a road trip

[Chorus]
I know you're doing your best, I know you're slow to think
I know you're grateful when I offer you a slow blink
Stop working so hard, it isn't worth it
Just stay at home, where you have a cat to worship

[Bridge]
What are you hiding in your hand?
Put me down - this isn't what we planned
A towel wrapped around my dignity
You didn't even give me a chance to flee

The clippers come out and I flail
Claws on skin leave a bloody trail
And when it's over, I guess you won
Now I'm sulking in the morning sun

[Chorus]
I know you're doing your best, and I'm starting to think
I kind of love it when you return my slow blinks
Stop working so hard, it isn't worth it
Just stay at home, where you have a cat to worship

Hey take a picture again, I'll do a cute pose
I'll even let you dress me in some tiny cat clothes
How many likes did we get? How many followers?
I'm the most popular cat in the entire universe

Slow Blink

Song created for the Game Of bands competition 

Music by: monnotorium
Lyrics by: Occams-laser
Vocals by: Majestic_leek_4706

Lyrics:

A star starts in our hearts
Gives us something to say
It tells us to not let go
Never fade away

Follow the light in your eyes
Find your justice and the magic inside you

Looking for a spark 
Shining in the dark
Kishi Kaisei spirits guide you

On to a better day
Cast your spell on me 
Together no more lost at sea
Ichinichi ippo and we’ll find what we are looking for

You’ll see

Kill, Kill, Kill the demons that fill the night 
Banish memories of darker times 

And keep holding on
"Tantei witchu" let's go

Tantei Majo OP (探偵魔女OP)

Music: /u/monnotorium
Lyrics: /u/guitargirl501
Vocals: /u/mrexplodey

Verse:

I cant sleep 
Shadows watching
But they're not as bad as what's inside this broken man 

I cant sleep 
Walls are closing 
But they cant hold me, yeah they cant hold me 

Chorus:

I keep my monsters locked up tight 
In my head 

I promise you I'm a good guy 
Just don't look under my bed 

It's a dark and a cold world outside
Stay wary 

I'd rather stay with my demons inside 
Darkness got nothing on me 

Verse:

I'm fading 
Strangers hunting me 
But I'm my own worst enemy
I'll be the one to end me 

Am I weak? 
Do the strong still bleed? 
Because I think I've bled myself dry In an effort to escape 

Chorus:

I keep my monsters locked up tight 
In my head 

I promise you I'm a good guy 
Just don't look under my bed 

It's a dark and a cold world outside
Stay wary 

I'd rather stay with my demons inside 
Darkness got nothing on me 

Bridge (Instrumental)

Chorus:

I keep my monsters locked up tight 
In my head 

I promise you I'm a good guy 
Just don't look under my bed 

It's a dark and a cold world outside
Stay wary 

I'd rather stay with my demons inside 
Darkness got nothing on me

Monsters in My Head

Created for game of bands.

Music by: BWFBob
Vocals by: monnotorium
Lyrics by: Bordeterre


Don't be This Guy

Verse 1 :
Across the room you see
Some pretty hot missy
You walk, you run, you fly
to her and say “Hi”

You say “Wanna get laid”
She says “No? fuck off!”
And you say “My love”
“It’ll be great, don’t be afraid”

Chorus 1 :
And then she said “Fuck you”
“you’re a creep, you’re a freak”
“You’re not slick, you’re so sick”
“Nobody’ll ever love you”

And then you say “Fuck You”
“Stop acting so prude”
“You’ll be mine, you’ll be lewd”
“Nobody ever loved you”

Verse 2 :
You storm off, forget her
You just saw a hot mister
You walk, you run, you fly
to him and say “Hi”

You say “Wanna get laid”
He says “ No? fuck off”
And you say “My love”
“It’ll be great, don’t be afraid”

Chorus 2 :
And then he said “Fuck you”
“you’re a creep, you’re a freak”
“You’re not slick, you’re so sick”
“Nobody’ll ever love you”

And then you say “Fuck You”
“Stop acting so prude”
“You’ll be mine, you’ll be lewd”
“Nobody ever loved you”

Bridge : 
Listen guys, don’t be this guy
When a chick or dude says no or bye
Listen, stop, don’t force through
Can’t you see they don’t want you ?

Listen guys, don’t be this guy
She could be high he could be shy
It’s not an excuse, no means no
So stop your abuse, time to grow

Verse 3 :
From far across the room,
comes a gloomy drunk dude
He smiles and says “Hey”
You lie “I’m not gay”

And then he says “Okay”
And quickly goes away
As you watch this guy go
You learn that “No means no”

Chorus 3 :
And then you say “fuck you”
“you’re a creep, you’re a freak”
“You’re not slick, you’re just sick”
“No wonder nobody ever loved you”

And then you say “Fuck You”
“Stop acting so rude”
“And acting so lewd”
"And someone may someday love you"

Don't Be This Guy

Song created for GameOfBands

Music: ariel_y
Lyrics: monnotorium
Vocals: coolCharizard
Engineering: monnotorium

Pain and Suffering

Intro:

Hello there "Hero".
I'm Beatrice de la Lumière
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha
Welcome to my lair! PREPARE TO DIE

Verse:

Be reasonable and just die
There is no point in even trying

It's time you say goodbye
Yeah you heard it right, I'm rhyming!

As my darkness engulfs you
It's already too late

There is nothing you can do
My strength is far too great

Pre-chorus

Your death is coming
Your world is crumbling
And no one's gonna save you

Your death is coming
Your world is crumbling
And that's the way it should be

Verse 2

At the end of the day (At the end of the day)
You should've stayed away (Stayed away)

Now I won't hear your plea (Please)
You're no match for me (No, No, No!)


When I strike you down
I'll give you all I've GOT

So, please take your best damn SHOT
cuz you're down for the count

(ooh)

I’m gonna take your out

Pre-chorus

Your death is coming
Your will is crumbling
And the world will burn around you

Your death is coming
Your pain is showing
How many times will you get back up?

I'm gonna tell you how it ends

Chorus

Pain and suffering
Pain… Pain.. Pain...
Pain and suffering
Pain and suffering
Pain… Pain.. Pain...

Bridge

How could it be?
You're not truly as week as you seem

Why are you the way you are?
You’re so persistent, even though you’re wrong!

But I do not care
There is nothing you can do
I’ll take my time to finish you!

Pre-chorus

Your death is coming
Your world is burning
So why won’t you give up

Your death is coming
Your life is fading
And I shall be the one to bring you down

I'm gonna tell you how it ends

Chorus

Pain and suffering
Pain and suffering
Pain and suffering
Pain… Pain.. Pain...

Pain And Suffering

Track made for the Game of Bands competition

Music: monnotorium
Lyrics: gamegeek1995
Vocals: I_Am_A_Bowling_Golem

Lyrics:

Intro:
Hello to you too, stars,
So many in your splendor
In what deep distant skies 
Might you call for this venture
Very important question indeed

Verse:
The fire in your golden eyes
When you threw down holy spears
Piercing my heart in waves
With infrared fears 

Water heavens with my tears
For passing asteroid lullabies
Relative cries in the distant voids
For space/time to deify

Close your eyes, mystify,
Lifetime out of sight

Chorus:
(Call to my blue home)
Sphere in time immemorial
(Quantum dreams in the night)
Chasing that ever-burning wheel

(Lone observer in the sky)
Pulsars in the pitch-black sea
(Did you smile your work to see?)
Hands that made gods formed by me

Verse:
Tension in the outer wilds
Fear of grey noise in the air
Mitochondrial desires
For melancholic nightmares

That dark secret love
Isolation under stage lights
When time has yet to arrive
Neon exits on my right

Open your eyes, testify,
In the forest of night

Chorus:
(Call to my blue home)
Sphere in time immemorial
(Quantum dreams in the night)
Chasing that ever-burning wheel

(Lone observer in the sky)
Pulsars in the pitch-black sea
(Did you smile your work to see?)
Hands that made gods formed by me

Bridge:
Please don’t be late
Please don’t be late
We’re all waiting for you
Please don’t be late

Chorus:
(Call to my blue home)
Sphere in time immemorial
(Quantum dreams in the night)
Chasing that ever-burning wheel

(Lone observer in the sky)
Pulsars in the pitch-black sea
(Did you smile your work to see?)
Come to hand myself to me

(Call to my blue home)
Sphere in time immemorial
(Quantum dreams in the night)
Chasing that ever-burning wheel

(Lone observer in the sky)
Pulsars in the pitch-black sea
(Did you smile your work to see?)
Come to hand myself to me

Past The Stars

It is a Small World, After All

Call me crazy but I had an idea
To search for contrast in scarcity
No need to pack for this trip
I’ll always be unprepared

All I know is 
There are more answers than the questions I have
That’s why I fly high in the sky
Instead of lay in the sand
Just one more breath in this physical realm
Then I’ll let the universe take the helm

At the oasis I did unwind
Took just enough to realize
Even the desert is full life
I’m riding the wings
Of this cosmic butterfly

Now every pebble
Has its own story to tell
And every color and shape
On the surface melt
I swear I’ll never believe in hell
If every moment I could be cast under this spell

Well all my hatred has faded away
Like seeing the world from outer space
How clumsy was I to never portray
This feeling of elation in my former days

Atop the dunes I had peace of mind
Took just enough to redefine
What makes creation so damn divine
I’m riding the wings
Of this cosmic butterfly

Every good thing comes to an end
I’m left with memories I’ll soon forget
Just like the desert I’m exposed to the wind
One last step and I’m back to the Earth again

Into the city I long return
With no more reason to be concerned
Turns out we’re all floating through the sky
We’re riding the wings
Of this cosmic butterfly

(To the sky
To the moon
To the sun
To the stars)

We’re riding the wings
Of this cosmic butterfly

Don’t even worry about saying goodbye

We’re riding the wings
Of this cosmic butterfly

Cosmic Butterfly

Crying Cryosphere

Song created for the Game of Bands competition on Reddit

Music by: /u/monnotorium
Lyrics by: /u/vladimirdlc
Vocals by: /u/conparky

Verse:

I believe that I can fly
extend my arms, become the sky (extend my arms, become the sky)
The disbelief I saw you cry as I rise
we're only giving half our life

Chorus:

And disconnected we are
but just in flesh and bones we're all alone
I'll hold a copy of you in my mind
that's what left us the AI,
that's what left us the AI.

Break: Instrumental

Verse:

A lottery, of gene pools and chromosomes
the mystery of our 'married' life unfolds
shadows turn and blackness bares all souls
rainbow dust reflects in gold.

A melody of your humming voice bounce the clouds
I miss your sweat
and all the plans we never met

Pre-Chorus:

it still beats being plainly dead
water keeps us all alive

Chorus:

And disconnected we are
but just in flesh and bones we're all alone
I'll hold a copy of you in my mind
that's what left us the AI
that's what left us the AI

And disconnected we are
but just in flesh and bones we're all alone
I'll hold a copy of you in my mind
that's what left us the AI
that's what left us the AI

Break: 

I will never forget you
i don't
i don't think i can

Bridge:

Sailing away in this infinite darkness
craving for our time to come 
to reintegrate our memories together
I'll tear, I'll shred this crying cryosphere
burning the diamond, and in the dancing shards I'll be looking
looking for your eyes


Chorus:

And disconnected we are
but just in flesh and bones we're all alone
I'll hold a copy of you in my mind
that's what left us the AI
that's what left us the AI

And disconnected we are
but just in flesh and bones we're all alone
I'll hold a copy of you in my mind
that's what left us the AI
that's what left us the AI

MonnoGOB