"When I was young, I thought that love Was heaven sent from stars above - I thought that love was diamond rings And sonnets sung on harper's strings. I dreamt, afraid, I'd never know The soul-mate sole for me, and so I feared a future on my own; A life to live apart, alone. I filled my days, from end to end, With every hollow, empty friend That I could ever hope to see; To stand, alone, in company. And so it was I thought to find A better path; a change of mind - I'd rather never second-guess, Than settle, safe, for something less."

http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/2a2xwf/request_poem/

Poem by Poem_for_your_sprog

All sound effects courtesy of Freesound.org:

News Jingle: https://www.freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/105981/

<a href="http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/211945">The Office</a> by <a href="http://freesound.org/people/qubodup">Iwan Gabovitch</a> under <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode">CC-BY 3.0 License</a>

News Ting: https://www.freesound.org/people/robni7/sounds/174027/

Automated Vehicle Accident

All background sounds courtesy of the Youtube Audio Library.

Look Who It Is

Music: Retreat by Jason Farnham on the Youtube Audio Library

Lunar Lager

Music: On the Bach by Jingle Punks from the Youtube Audio Library

All sound effects courtesy of Freesound.org

Kids: https://www.freesound.org/people/mrbriandesign/sounds/145802/
Boom: https://www.freesound.org/people/tommccann/sounds/235968/
Creatures: https://www.freesound.org/people/JarredGibb/sounds/233279/
https://www.freesound.org/people/jamesrodavidson/sounds/192364/
https://www.freesound.org/people/FK_Prod/sounds/190504/

Victor VonStrom

Background sounds from the Youtube Audio Library.

Pep Talk

Dino Blue Chimney

Music: Extinction Level Event by Jingle Punks on the Youtube Audio Library

Dino Blue Chimney 2

Cheerleader

Please feel free to contact me for voice-overs.

monsterclaus at gmail dot com