Welcome to MMP episode 125. This week we got to hangout with Amanda aka @sachsg3 on IG and talk a little about the upcoming "Beach Cruise".  Listen in and tell us what you think. 

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MMP Episode 125 Moped Spring Break

(Hook)
Ring ding ding ding ding
Through your fucking scene
Cruising 12 o’clock
Down the fucking block

Ladies    
  
Lady kings shutting down the lot
My bike is a thot
Blowup the rally spot 

Gas spark compression 
Damn that bitch is flexing
E50 gila kit
Damn that bish is sick
Kick it up it  start starts
Fresh plug spark sparks

Got me feeling reckless 
These kings may get you pregnant
 
(Hook) 

Lady kings credentials
F.M.A official 
Only fans
Pays me
Treatland 
Thanks me
 
You fix em we ride em
You try em we buy em
Fresh kit sick sick 
No lames chick chicks 

 (Hook)

Catch us at the rally 
White claws in the alley
We be doing nails
Staying fresh as hell 
But if you want that heat heat    
Catch me in the street streets  

My moped be running
Yeah you see me stunting 

Hook

You fix em 
We Ride Ride Ride
You try em 
We buy buy buy

Thanks

Ring Ding Ding (Lady Kings)

Pandemic can’t stop me
I stay floosy 
Ride a puch maxi
Look happy 
Even if you mask me,  know it’s not fair
Sorry your club is full of broke squares

Moped Monday
Yeah I’m drunk again
That ride was really fast
And I left you in the wind.  
Bought a new moped
With money I can’t spend

(Freak on that moneyyyyyyy)

(hook) 
Spray spray spray spray 
Spppsshhh all day 
(3x)

Let that carb spray we do it everyday
Aaaa Lk on the way
We just heard about you’re ride the other day
If you don’t rip
Just Get up out the way 
Got helmet hair 
But I still look like slay
got tiny dogs
don’t ride big hogs
Got a tiny ass
So the moped goes fast
Always breaking down
I could teach you this class
We would learned to fix it 
But we have to much sass

(hook) 
Spray spray spray spray
Spppsshhh all day 
(3x)

Let that carb spray we do it everyday

Hi I heard you're my hater 
Are you mad because I can’t unclog my carbarator 
Are you mad because I don’t Tinker, save for later
Hater, would you like my vibator
Write in your diary cry about it later
Go tell mom 
Cause I am not your waiter
you change clubs so much 
Your basically a traitor

Pandemic Can't Stop Me (Lady Kings)

ouuu
Yah
Ouuu 
Yah.. yah yah 

Riding around with no shirt
(ouu)
Blast in the pack with a skirt
(Yah)
Some of y’all bitches look hurt
(ouu)
Boys go berserk
(Yah yah)
Lk got that magic
Pussy gang so savage
All your clubs are boring
I can hear you snoring


Grip 
And rip
Grip 
Grip it and rip

Oh no no
You can’t have this
My ped’s
Fantastic
1980, classic
Purse match the plastics

Tiktok got it locked
(Lock)
margs on the block 
(Block)
Any rally spot
You know we-looking hot


Even when we can’t fix our shit
Know we riding dubs
Make your boy look sick
(Sick)
Lk on the block 
You know we can’t stop
Scooters out the way 
Gonna take your spot

2020 was such a borrrr 
You slept on us like off white 
Yeah you know what that means, right?
You miss bus no crank pipe?
Too much tomahawk, that’s right?
No hablo that’s French right?
Uhhh?
That’s French right?
Yah yah that French right?  
 
Oh ya
Oh yah  yoh
Grip rip

Oxny money for my kidneys
accessory  money my ovaries 
Just broke a turn signal please read?
1k can you fix please?
No I can not wrench that. 
One flat tire that’s that.

Grip and Rip (Lady Kings)

Welcome to MMP episode 149. This week it's part 2 of my chat with 2nd Chance.

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MMP Episode 149 MMP X 2nd Chance Part 2

Welcome to episode 178! This week we brought in the homie Andy from 7 Hills Scooter club to complete the small bike trifecta with Mr. Rolling Wrench himself. Come have a listen while we learn a little bit about the Ruckus scene. 

You can follow Rolling Wrench on YouTube and IG @rollingwrench

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MMP Episode 178 With Rolling Wrench

Welcome to MMP episode 185. This week we talk with Craig Scott about his trip to south Florida to take on King Snake and the Florida drag scene. 

Follow Craig on IG @craigscott61

Check out the FB group : South Florida Puch moped racing/ Puch Master and King Snake

MMP Episode 185 Craig Scott

Welcome to MMP episode 194. This week we got hangout with Jordan Uttecht talk about mopeds and his time on Bakersdozen Run 2022.

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MMP Episode 194 With Jordan Of Team Hooter

Welcome to MMP episode 198, this week we got to hangout with Andrew of Restocycles! Come have a listen while we talk about his youtube channel and his small problem with hoarding mopeds like the rest of us. 

Check out @Restocyles on IG, TikTok and Youtube

If you like to be a guest on a show or want to send in a topic feel free to email us at mopedmondaypodcast@gmail.com

Hit our voicemail line at -  804-638-9533

The podcast is now also a band that is here to write songs about mopeds that no-one in their right mind would care about.

MMP Episode 198 With RestoCycles

Welcome to episode 216 with Alex from Detroit Moped Works.

MMP Episode 216 with Detroit Moped Works

Welcome to MMP episode 231 with Ollie aka Undermotorized Idiots.
Ollie is on a year long moped adventure from Germany to the States and back. 

Follow him on IG- undermotorized_idiots

Track is trip- 
https://findpenguins.com/97k6gwri5curh/trip/6431328f77e214-02753416

Check out is YouTube channel at- www.youtube.com/@undermotorized_idiots

Motor rebuild from the episode convo-
Part 1
https://youtu.be/fAHGhhc-ibE
Part 2
https://youtu.be/OT9mPY55qRE

MMP 231 With Undermotorized Idiots

Welcome to MMP episode 241. This week we caught up with our homie Andy from the Zeros to talk a little bit about  the 2024 Swap Meet. 

RIP to Sleepy Dog

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MMP Episode 241 With Andy From The Zeros

Welcome to MMP episode 247. This week we got to catch up on all the new stuff Ryan from Crank Pipes is pumping out. 

You want get your bike ripping?  Hit up Crank Pipes.

MMP Episode 247 Witt Ryan Of Crank Pipes

Welcome to MMP episode 250 with Richard from Wirth It LLC.
Wirth has some pretty cool moped tech in the works and you don't want to miss out on the fun. 

Check him out on IG: @withitllc or wirthitllc.com

You can support the podcast by picking up some merch at mopedmonday.com  leaving an iTunes review or sharing your favorite episode.

MMP Episode 250 With Wirth It LLC

Welcome to MMP Episode 253 with Dylan 
Goebel aka @DRmoped123 on IG. 

He built a pretty rad variated Batavus. Check him out on reddit u/goebeld.

https://www.reddit.com/r/moped/s/dwhxduDJRu

MMP Episode 253 W Doctor Moped

Welcome to MMP Episode 255! This we have Ugp from The Syndikits on the talk moped and the upcoming rally in Denver CO, July 19th-20th. Rally dets kick in at about and hour.. We also raffled off the grips and Tee.

Check out the Syndikits promo video on Mopedarmy.com 
IG: @syndikitsdmc
syndikits.com

MMP Episode 255.  Syndikits

MMP Episode 257 With Locals & Dirty Fingers Garage

Welcome to MMP episode 258.  This week we listened to the 2024 Bakers Dozen kickoff rule meeting and hung out with Megan Lloyd aka @Rvrbkitten on IG.

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MMP Episode 258 With Megan Lloyd

Welcome to MMP episode. 259. with Andy from LSLB. This week we talk about the upcoming LSLB  Rally outside of Boston and the new Moped.Club site.

You can follow Andy on IG @ Borpht

Rally registration for Return to Camp Pentagrom is on the front page of Mopedarmy.com 

The rally dates are Aug 2nd - 4th

MMP 259 With Andy LSLB

Wellcome to  MMP episode 260.  Are you ready to rally?

MMP Episode 260 Rally Preparation With Joe Smog

MMP Episode 262 Smog Recap

Welcome to MMP eposode 263 with the Wizards. The Wizard Moped Quest III is coming up in Lancaster, PA on Sep 27–Sep 29, 2024. Come hangout with some great rides with an awesome club.

MMP Episode 263 Wizards Rally!!

Welcome to MMP episode 264. this week. we. talk to  theDaggers. about the up coming rally.

Daggers present: Return of Grave-Dagger
Nashville, TN
Oct 4–Oct 6, 2024

MMP Episode 264 Daggers Rally

MMP Episode 265 Local Boys

Welcome to MMP 266. This week we recap the 7hill Scooter rally and talk about Justin getting hit by his 4th car. 



MMP Episode 266 7hills recap Justin hit again

Welcome to map episode 267 with master Kickstand Boi. Follow him on IG @kickstandbois



MMP Episode 267 with the Kickstand Boi

This week a few RVA boys do some catching up.  

MMP Episode 268 Team VA

Welcome to MMP episode 269 with Brickpeds. 

MMP Episode 269 with Brickpeds

Welcome to MMP episode 270 with the homies from Mono, Smog Squad and The Daggers. Come have a listen while we talk about vintage mopeds and the awesome traveling rally the have planned.



MMP Episode 270 Disgrace the Trace

Welcome to MMP! This week we recap our trip to the Swoops moped rally in ATL.



MMP Episode 271 Swoops Rally Recap

This episode is with the homie Jake Cain of the Casserollers. He hands down he built one of the most detailed ripper tomos mopeds ever. Come burn some brains cells and listen to us talk about his silly little Toby that can only be called epic.

Here are the links to the build threads.

My race bike build thread - 
http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/read.php?1,3913631,page=1

Custom exhaust chamber build thread -
http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/read.php?1,3809513

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