rp talking

You keep feeding me after I beg you to stop.

I'm already full but you keep feeding me more.

Me? A feedee?! :o

Feedee encouragement appreciating your recent gains. :)

(Feedee Encouragement) I Love Your Body

How do I find joy when my main source of it has been taken away? How do I deal with my unfortunate name, which is not Ryan? How do I handle compliments? How do I deal with over-the-top laughter? How do I deal with the closest thing there is to death? And more!

044 - A Life Sandwich

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Should I tell my mom about my risky plans? What is the tipping point for apocalypse chaos? And more!

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072 - Planet Dirt (Hank Returns!)

Chelsea Hotel (Cover)

Cover of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

If I Were Free (Cover)

I Want To Protect You (Cover)

How do I stop whistling? How do you not get burned out? How do I get rid of a death zit? And more!

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109 - The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher

Squashing my feeder

500 pound feedee talk

A little more... a little more, that’s it, you’re so close. Just a few more mouthfuls baby, come on, you can do this. I know it hurts but you’re nearly there. Just look at your belly now, gosh, it’s gotten so swollen! I can’t believe how much bigger you look now than you did this morning. I’m so proud of you, you ate almost non stop today. There was the bacon and pancakes I made you for breakfast, the pack of cup cakes you ate right after... I almost forgot I had to make you all that buttery toast just to fill you up. Then there was all the chips and dips you ate while waiting for lunch. Oh and the box of chocolates we got for our anniversary, can you believe our friends thought that would last at least a week? If I didn’t know you so well I’d be shocked that all that didn’t spoil your appetite for your Burger King lunch. Two whopper meals and onion rings. Oh, and the donuts you got from the little van in town, I mean, the guy’s jaw dropped when you ordered 20, I think he sold them in bags of 3. I had to drive careful over the bumps in the road on the way home, your belly was just so swollen and sore. It was so cute watching you panting for breath while still eating those donuts. They were so dripping in fat that the bags had gone soggy and see-through. It’s no wonder you needed a little nap when we got back. You know, while you were sleeping, I was rubbing that big old belly of yours. It was so puffed out. I listened to your heavy breathing and your belly groaning as it digested all that grease. Then I woke you up for this lasagna. The recipe said this serves 10 people, can you believe that? That’s nonsense you’ve eaten almost all of it yourself. I maybe had a couple of mouthfuls to taste all that cheese, I mean, wow, it’s so rich. No wonder you’re struggling to finish this. Now, come on, just a couple more bites, I need to go finish getting dessert ready. I couldn’t decide if you wanted cake or a pie so I made both. You’ve always got room for dessert baby, right? For me?

Time For Dessert

Funnel Feeding

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