[Tech_All's Sigma Pennywise puppet / Holloween]

This is the "Spamton" for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(I'm now a puppet maker... this fucking sucks.)
Think about it, nobody has ever made an AU where Pennywise takes the place of... somebody?

Pennywise: "Ah, the lightner walks into the room... but so does the clown!" 🤡

Krisie: "What the ACTUAL fuck!?"

Pennywise: "They call him Sigma Pennywise... they still don't know much about him." ❔

Pennywise: "Yo brokie, check out my watch... it just might be watching you." ⌚👁️

Krisie: "What are you talking about? And why do you need that many watches?"

Pennywise: "Brokie doesn't understand... they will never understand until it's too late." ❔⏰

Krisie: "Shut up man."

Pennywise: 😢

song by: @therealmaz
Vocals by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Yo Brokie - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

This is the "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Pennywise: "You hurt my feelings, brokie... but you cannot hurt what cannot be..." 😢

Krisie: "Be what?"

Pennywise: "SIGMA... the sigmafier of the end." 😈

Krisie: "Get out of my way, I'm done talking to you."

Pennywise: "But don't you want my balloon?... you are making a fatal mistake if you don't." 🎈

Krisie: "No, I don't want your stupid fucking balloon."

Pennywise: "Then I'm gonna kill you... he's gonna kill you." 🔪 💀

Krisie: "Shit."

Pennywise: "Ree he he... the brokie stood face to face with the god of SIGMA." 😈🤡⚡

Song by Maz
Voice by Me 
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Want A Balloon? I'm Pennywise! - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Dialtone" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Pennywise: "You showed up? ... try not to blow up!" 💥

Krisie: "Enough games. You said you wanted to talk about movies, right? I haven't talked about thriller or horror movies in 6 hours and I'm having withdrawals."

Pennywise: "You like American Psycho? ... I'm something of a psycho myself." 🔪

Krisie: "Um, it's okay."

Pennywise: "You know, the other movies Christian Bale played in were a little too "beta" for my taste, you know? ... my sense of taste knows people very well." 🔪👅

Krisie: "Hey Pennywise... can I call you Penny?"

Pennywise: "What's the question?... and no, they'll never find your body."❔

Krisie: "Why are there pictures of my dad everywhere?"

Pennywise: "Oh, you're not squeamish are you? ... a little Gore never hurt anyone." 🩸🦴

Krisie: "... these are just pictures of my dad."

Pennywise: "YO BROKIE!" 🔪

Krisie: "What?"

Pennywise: "Take this boon to the community theatre... things should get pretty... interesting" 🪙🤡

Pennywise: "It should help you... it should help THEM." 📺

Krisie: "... uh, okay... then we can talk about Ghost Face?"

Pennywise: "Uhh, sure sure... just don't forget our deal, 'kay?"🫰💵

Krisie: "Sure fuckin thing."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Oh, That's Gore - The Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Digital Roots" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

* This place sucks. There's rats everywhere and there's trash lining the street.

* I thought New York was supposed to be cool or something...

* BIG understatement, it's cold as hell out here.

* Last time I do a favor for a "friend".

* Just keep going, THEN we can talk about Ghostface.

Literally Nobody - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Deal Gone Wrong" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

High King: "Yo champ, you're a real one for breaking me out of the matrix... now my true form is finally realized."

Krisie: "..."

High King: "It seems like you understand this situation... I'm Pennywise, the dancing clown."

Krisie: "... d-dude..."

Krisie: "W-what the hell even is that...?"

High King: "How about we make a deal... it should be your last."

High King: "I'm kinda hungry, so here's the plan... I feast on your fears... and you die."

Krisie: "..."

High King: "Don't know what to say? ... how would you?"

High King: "I thought being a god would be fun... but honestly..."

Negative Aura - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "BIG SHOT" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
Pretty early right? I couldn't help myself. I had to post our final track now. I wanted this to be public already.

High King: "THIS SHIT BLOWS! ... and your shit's boutta blow UP!"

* Pennywise shoots balloon animals with human features from his fingertips.

Song by: Maz
Au by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

This Shit Blows - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Circus" Replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(Yeah that's right, we're fuckin' doing this. Just putting in the last of the Sigma Pennywise content.)

Spencil: "Spirit is closed right now. Please come back when it's October."

Krisie: "It's literally seven days until Halloween."

Spencil (in a completely different voice): "Aye, eye'm sorrey pal, bot yew an' yer missie bettah mouve it!"

Sudie: "C'mon Krisie, we're leaving."

Krisie: "Let me in."

Spencil (in a third voice): "My my, quite forceful today, aren't we? My dearest apologies, but you will have to come back another time... besides, I seem to have forgotten my keys... hmm..."

Krisie: "... I'll leave for now."

Sudie: "Thank god."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me 
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

The Spirit - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Caffeine Addict" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
Yeah that's right. Two tracks in one day (W Maz). Have fun, fellas!

Sudie: "Why are we even here in the first place?"

Krisie: "Seemed interesting enough."

(They run into a tall guy dressed in a fancy costume.)

Spencil: "Deh? Woah! What are you doing in here!?"

(Spencil quickly runs at incredible speed, and in a matter of seconds, changes into a toy cowboy costume.)

Spencil: "Now hold it right there, pardner! You an' your friends are bein' a real snake in my boot!"

Krisie: "Never mind, this was a mistake."

(Spencil breaks character.)

Spencil: "Are you DISRESPECTING the art of costumes!?"

(Spencil quickly changes into a costume depicting a king of spades.)

Spencil: "FOOLISH! TREASON! BLASPHEMY! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

Sudie: "God damn it."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me 
Grammar Touch-ups: @the_phillipino_deranged

Halloween Man - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "THE WORLD REVOLVING" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Spencil: "You think YOU
can just DISRESPECT
THIS WORLD
of MY DESIGN!?!?"

GOON LOG No. 1031
Good luck!

New Message [✉️]
We're going to kill you.

Spencil: "UEE HEE HEE! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!"

Song By: Maz
Au by: Me
Special thanks to: Marsh, CamButCooler, Фугас, and Glaze for helping me pick the name for the song.
Grammar Touch-ups by: Jones

World of my Design - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

This is the "A Real Boy!" for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(It's been fun.)

Pennywise: "Damn... can't grasp anything else to say."

Krisie: "..."

Flowey: "Dude, I'm way too high to be looking at dead people. I'm gonna freak out."

(Sudie covers Flowey's eyes quickly at the mention of freaking out.)

Pennywise: "Damn, this is the worst death possible... sliced to death by a bunch of teenagers."

Flowey: "They're not just teenagers... these are the heroes of... light... and stuff."

Sudie: "Yeah..."

Pennywise: "What am I saying? ... I managed to become the High King."

Pennywise: "Very few have done that before me... and neither of them lived to tell the tale, either."

Pennywise: "So I'm leavin' it to you... if you see that bastard BILLY MIGHTS... tell him I did it... I beat the final step."

Krisie: "The final step of what?"

Pennywise: "Becoming a TRUE SIGMA... at least for a little bit."

Krisie: "We're going, guys."

Pennywise: "Later brokie... er, Krisie."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Special thanks to: All of you for enjoying this AU
and to @the_phillipino_deranged for the Grammar Touch-ups

Broken - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Megalo Clamour" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(Yeah that's fuckin' right, notice how I NEVER said the AU was over!)

Pennywise: "H-hey, I've got no trouble with you... you don't need to do anything irrational..."

Krisie: "I'm not scared of you. You're just a disgusting FREAK who lives in a sewer grate."

Pennywise: "Okay, okay, I get it. I'm not that guy... now can ya spare my life?"

Krisie: "I'm not doing that no matter what you say."

Pennywise: "Damn, then that's all I CAN say... I guess I'll never be a true sigma."

Pennywise: "..."

Pennywise: "... but I gotta do something! ... and I've got just the thing." 😈 

Krisie: "PLEASE stop making this difficult. We already know you aren't gonna win this one. Trust me, EVERYONE thought the same thing as you did."

Pennywise: "Deadlights bless me...
through fear comes bravery...
pressurize the air...
SIGMA'S CRASH OUT...
DIVINE CLOWN TECHNIQUE: OPEN FLAME."

(Krisie sighs.)

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Clownfronting Yourself - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

This is the "HEY EVERY !" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Krisie: "... yeah? Well maybe I don't WANNA go in your big stupid fancy car anyway! Pssh..."

Pennywise: "Do I hear what I think I hear? ... you should surely hope not."

Krisie: "Huh?"

Krisie: "Oh, that's the clown from IT. You know, I actually liked that one a lo-"

Pennywise: "I WAS RIGHT! That's what a BROKIE sounds like! ... helpless."

Krisie: "Okay, you're pretty fuckin' weird dude."

Pennywise: "Aren't we all? ... some are a little more weird than others."

Krisie: "Yeah, like you."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-Ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Here we go! - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "KEYGEN" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Pennywise: "Grindset Rule #40: ALWAYS bounce back... and become a SIGMA GOD." ⚽🤡😈

Krisie: "What?"

Pennywise: "Grindset Rule #38: DON'T do fent... you'll lose your lungs." 🫁

Krisie: "Dude, what are you on about?"

Pennywise: "Glow up, show up... blow up." 💣

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Glow Up - Sigma Pennywise Puppet

The "Susie" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(HAH! I ONLY SAID IT WAS THE END FOR SIGMA PENNYWISE, NOT THE AU AS A WHOLE! You got trolled, pal.)

Sudie: "Hey weirdo."

Krisie: "I've got no time, I gotta head to the Movie Club."

(Sudie blocks Krisie.)

Sudie: "Where do you think you're going?"

Krisie: "I JUST SAID to the movie club! Are you deaf? Move!"

Sudie: "Not until you help me solve my little problem first."

Krisie: "Hurry up, then! I'm gonna get a migraine."

Sudie: "Well, mommy and daddy haven't been playing very nicely recently and they forgot to pack my lunch. You see what my point is?"

(Krisie pulls out their wallet, takes out their Blockbuster membership card, and hands the wallet to Sudie.)

Sudie: "Huh?"

Sudie: "HEY! There's no money in here!"

Krisie: "THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU! Just sell everything else, I don't care!"

(Sudie grabs Krisie by the hood of their raincoat.)

Sudie: "Show me your pockets."

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "What's with that face?"

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "... ? HEY!"

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "I don't usually like the idea of messing with quiet people..."

Sudie: "BUT YOU, IN PARTICULAR, PISS ME OFF!"

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "Nothin?"

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "Let's see you keep that expression when I TEAR IT OFF OF YOUR FACE!"

Krisie: "..."

(Sudie prepares to attack and intimidate Krisie... to no effect.
Krisie just stands still with a blank expression.)

Sudie: "... dude, this is so annoying."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Sudie The Bastard

The "Lancer" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(Yep, that's right. No joke. We are doing more than one upload in a day! Keep watching, folks! This AU will develop in due time.)

Clancy: "Ra-ta-ta! Lightners, beware! The sweeping hand of sugar himself has arrived to put you all in the dungeon!"

Flowey: "H-hey! Who the hell are you supposed to be!?"

Clancy: "Nothing much... just the most BADASS member of The Captain's Crew and HEIR to the Seddler's kingdom!"

Clancy: "Check it! I already have the Three C's of a Crewman! Cool, clever, and credible!"

Sudie: "... uhh, don't you mean 'incredible'?"

Clancy: "Huh? Oh, no. 'Incredible' doesn't start with a 'C'. Besides, I ALWAYS cite my sources!"

Clancy: "(Source: My literature homework.)"

Clancy: "Pretty neat, right?"

Sudie: "... no, you look like a dorky weirdo with no social life."

Clancy: "But you can't make fun of ME for no social life because... uh..."

Clancy: "... 2, 3, 4! EVERYONE ENGAGE!"

Track by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammer Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Clancy

The "Vs. Lancer" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(How do you like them apples? Hopefully candy apples!)

Clancy: "RA-TA-TA! I'll run you all over! Then it'll all be... over!"

Krisie: "You're only making my headache worse!"

Sudie: "Then help me beat this guy up!"

Krisie: "... okay."

Clancy: "TIME OUT! CAR!"

(Krisie and Sudie run to one side of the road while Clancy moves to the other.)

Krisie: "..."

Sudie: "..."

Clancy: "..."

(The car passes by.)

Clancy: "OKAY, PROCEED!"

Track by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups: @the_phillipino_deranged

Power Of Clancy

The "Vs. Susie" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Clancy: "Ra-ta-ta! Sudie! Your best sidekick just got you a meeting with my dad!"

Sudie: "Oh... are you gonna lock us up again afterwards?"

Clancy: "W-what?"

Sudie: "Never mind... don't even answer. I know already. You aren't on our side, are you?"

Clancy: "W-what are you talking about?"

Sudie: "It's a shame, really."

Clancy: "S-Sudie, let me expla-"

Sudie: "QUIET. I HATE being interrupted."

Sudie: "It's a shame. Your dad doesn't seem like he's all that bad.

It's gonna be sad watching him teary eyed, washing his SPLATTERED SON off the walls."

Clancy: "S-Sudie..."

Sudie: "Whatever. I can always start again! And get a sidekick who isn't a BACKSTABBING TRAITOR."

Clancy: "... I-I would ne-"

(Sudie swings her chainsaw, narrowly missing Clancy's shoulder.)

Clancy: "..."

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎.

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me 
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Power Of Sudie

The "Gallery" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(Interesting concept in my opinion.)

Seddler: "Welcome, lightners. I'm glad we can talk on peaceful terms."

Sudie: "Uhhuh."

Flowey: "Why did you call us in here? And why are you doing all of this?"

Seddler: "Hold your horses. We'll unpack all of that in a few moments."

Seddler: "First, I'd like to talk about the most important elephant in this room."

Krisie: "Say it already! I'm curious now."

Seddler: "Hoh-hoh... I want to talk about the negative influence you three are having on my son."

Krisie: "Mmhmm, mmhmm."

Sudie: "THAT'S your biggest concern!?"

Krisie: "What specifically?"

Seddler: "I think a group of cynical bad eggs like you three might corrupt my child's impressionable mind, so I'm asking for peace on two conditions."

Sudie: "How are we- ... what are the conditions?"

Seddler: "One, you don't seal our fountain, and two, you never talk to me or my son ever again."

Sudie: "HEY! No deal!"

Seddler: "This is what I feared would happen."

Seddler: "Then I'll have to toss your bodies in the Gravy River once I'v-"

Clancy: "Hiya, Dad!"

Seddler: "... Clancy, go back to your room and play for a little. If you need anything, ask Sauw."

Clancy: "B-but why?"

(Seddler sighs.)

Seddler: "I feared this would happen."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Shallow Grave

The "Chaos King" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(The thumbnail gives me New Super Mario Bros Wii-U final boss vibes.)

Seddler: "Please go back upstairs Clancy... I only want what's best for you."

Clancy: "B-but you're talking to my friends!"

Seddler: "They plan to get rid of us all. Not just me, but you and everyone in the kingdom... I must protect the fountain. Please go back."

Clancy: "..."

Sudie: "That's not true!"

Flowey: "We're gonna bring you back to our dark world! It can be an equal compromise!"

Seddler: "So you're saying that your dark world matters more than ours?"

Flowey: "N-no, it's just..."

Seddler: "Guards..."

Seddler: "Take Clancy to his room..."

Clancy: "W-WHAT!? NO, WAIT!"

(The guards carry Clancy to his room despite his protests and squirming.)
(Seddler sighs.)

Seddler: "I see now that the only way out of this... is to execute you."

Sudie: "W-woah, okay! We're not trying to kill you, alright!?"

Seddler: "But you're trying to take away our kingdom and force us into yours, correct?"

Sudie: "..."

Seddler: "To you three I am a Malevolent force, it's clearly survival of the fittest..."
"The loser is a victim"
"The winner is a murderer"
"Don't worry...
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞..."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups: @the_phillipino_deranged

Never Gonna Seddle

The "Megalo Clamour" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".
(I have recently been subject to just how fucking annoying that horn is at the end of the original, so I made a loopable version.)

Krisie: "What's the matter? Your balloon attack patterns are getting predictable."

Pennywise: "A-as if I've used all my options! ... and YOUR options are running thin." 🔥

Krisie: "It's a shame. I thought you were cool in your movie."

Pennywise: "Huh? ... the clown doesn't understand such nonsense."

Krisie: "The monsters are oblivious to their real-world inspirations? That's boring."

Pennywise: "Well it's not my job to keep you entertained... what am I, some sort of clown?"

Krisie: "Your moves are boring, too."

Pennywise: "You think I'm boring? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU CALL THIS BORING!" 🔥🔥🔥

(Pennywise shoots his Divine Flame. Krisie steps to the side.)

Krisie: "So much for clownfronting yourself."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
The sigma in the thumbnail: Marsh
Thanks to @the_phillipino_deranged for the Grammar Touchups

[Tech_All's Sigma Pennywise puppet / Holloween]

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