mood

O My Heart

Body Of Years

Wisdom

Hayloft

Wrecking Ball

Arms Tonite

Miles

Sleep Awake

Touch Up

Dirty Town

Oh Ana

Ever notice the Wi‑Fi icon looks like a tiny bonsai?
Every bar is a ring—grow a leaf, get a bar; lose a bar,
suddenly Safari’s a desert.

My dad still thinks the internet is ‘in’ the router.
That’s like believing trees grow out of leaf piles.
No, Dad, the network is *between* the leaves.
That’s why your Zoom call dies when Mom microwaves soup:
the forest feels threatened.

Dating apps are the same—just overlapping
canopies of people yelling “LOOK AT MY PHOTOSYNTHESIS!”
Swipe right, cross‑pollinate, hope no one brings termites.

True story: I matched with a data scientist.
He asked my **love language**; I said “low signal‑to‑noise ratio.”
He ghosted me—turns out his heart only supports 2.4 GHz.

But here’s hope: when two phones hit one bar,
they huddle together like penguins.
Connection lives in the gaps—so water your Wi‑Fi trees, folks,
and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get full bars in the bedroom.

Wi‑Fi Trees & Network Love

The Sticks

Infinitesimal

Business Man

Little Pistol

I Decided That I Should Add This For Other People To Listen To It!

Beachboy - Mccafferty

Eureka

The Stand

"Make Believe" out now!

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Wisdom

Mother Mother

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Isaiah Lopez

-listens to girl in red-

core's a crazy crackhead

core's a crazy crackhead

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