MQTA S2 E94…..   The possible Valentine’s gift that helps you clean up after yourself – Meet “Shittens!” but Adrian doesn’t want “Shoves”……    This guy really loves Snowmen with consequences….   Oh No, another gift to put on the list for Valentines -- the “Tele-tongue”…..   And a list of things people got stuck up their bottom in 2016 ---- Heather and Michelle have a bit of a breakdown!!!!

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MQTA S3 E93… While in Prison make sure a rat doesn’t bite your cheese or you won’t be able to have sex… Seagulls fight over a large vibrating hotdog… They say that carrots are good for your eyes but a guy sees a bit more than he bargained for… A guy stops eating after he got caught and thrown in jail after eating his dates testicles… Snitches get stitches see….

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MQTA S3 E94…. What happens when you break your Weenis in a Sex Club in Berlin… Flying around, a pilot decides to become Picasso and finds it hard…. There is a man with elongated Weenis from Mary Jane… Potatoes only belong in one human hole (maybe not) and is not a cure for Speed Bumps…  If you shove a Potato up your A$$ won’t get rid of Adrians….

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MQTA S3 E95… “Dinky One” will help get dates for men who are less impressive… The “Drunk Jedi” strikes again… Birthday cake turns into a blue Weenis… Adrian is “Jubed-up” again…. The best bath happens to a mom who starts to make shapes with Bubbles… A jumper decided to go for it and got a pole got him in the sweet spot and the beans fell out of the bag…

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MQTA S3 E96… A groom went off on his own and it got a little fishy… If you are feeling like a pasta dish during the lock-down, look for fun shapes that will bring your spirits UP… Give me a marker and I will make your wall stand out – forever… A playground better suited for adults… Rim jobs are a big NO during the virus… Have you seen the Butts of Orange….

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MQTA S3 E97… Kitchen, not just for cooking anymore… Guess what you can get a Fleet and Farm… When you watch the Bake-Off, see if you can spot the Vagina… But wait…. What about the Horse Radish who impersonates a Willy… There is a Lee Sandwich… You can’t join the Army if you have a Penis on your leg… There is a tattoo gun in the MQTA Studio… Don’t take this Vintage Bottle Stopper on Antiques Road Show…

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MQTA S3 E98… Imagine if you have sex and get stuck for MILLIONS of years… Things are bad at the Post Office and Michelle and Heather want to start painting… Smurf Mushroom Paintings too… Don’t show off your Oyster Vagina on a First Date… What do you do when you want a Big Vagina… Brits are craving Arby’s during Lock-Down and Sex Shops are selling out… The appearance of the Vibrator Grease Monkey…

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MQTA S3 E99… It’s Adrian’s Birthday… Boob Tape and the Wang controversy…  Someone decides to display their Harvey Dent in a Swimsuit… Tips on how to have sex in secret with kids in the house all the time… Nyquil Smoothies… Is that a fart or is your phone vibrating…

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MQTA S4 E1…. Sweating a Penis can be mistaken for a nose and embarrass your kids… Horney Corns can be a “Richard-Head”… IKEA in China is very exciting for one woman… Full Five Finger Betty…

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Shenanigans!!!  Lots and lots of Shenanigans!!!!   And the what's up your Butthole song!!!

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MQTA S4 E3… WARNING::::: JUBE Episode :::::... Sex in Harry Potter… Cooling down during the hot summer with Ice Pop and Adrian wants a Double Fudge Lolly… Guess what I got in the box and put it in your mouth… Welcome to the wonderful world of Poop Tag…

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