i thought someone was in my house when that sound hit and i fuckin jumped

The Upload CW43

Hybrid Child

I said nothing when the Lego Movie came out, but I cannot remain silent any longer for the good of our species. You Chris Pratt fans are more disgusting than the stinking smelly that accumulates at the edge of a pond. Do you see what you have done to our beloved Mario? Are you happy with yourselves? How can you support this SCUMBAG'S reign of desolation?

Look at yourselves, Chris Pratt fans, you worthless degenerates, cheering from the sidelines as he crushes and destroys our childhoods. This is such a complete and utter abomination, that banishing all Chris Pratt fans to be poked and prodded in Hell for an eternity would not come close to rectifying the situation.

I hereby propose this:

If you enjoy the work of Christopher Micheal Pratt, please do the rest of the world a favor, and stop engaging with Popular Culture from this point forward. That's right, never watch a TV show, movie, short film, Youtube video, TikTok, or podcast ever again. (I would forbid you from reading books as well, but let's be honest, Chris Pratt fans do not know how to read.) Refrain from engaging with all forms of social media. Your participation is no longer necessary.

While I understand these measures may seem somewhat extreme, please try to understand that this is for the good of humanity. You no longer deserve to have a say in society from this day forward. You had your chance, and you fucked it up for everyone.

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inspired by the work of @totototoro

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Water In The Rivers

#15 - "WATER IN THE RIVER"

casually working on music as of now
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Telescope (Instrumental Version)

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Lost Woods

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#15 - "WATER IN THE RIVER"

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