Self produced

When I was 16, I got a job, but it was kind of odd
All I did was wash tables, watch cable and mop
Once in a while fake a smile and ask if I could take your plates off
your table behind the facade it means au'revoir
I remember the first time that I got a raise
Next payday bought x and blazed (and blazed and blazed)
Never under estimate taking an eigth of lemon haze
to the face shit got my ass high for days (and days and days)
So I came into my shift high as a kite
they said "Damien's not in, you're cashier, aight".
I thought "Shit, what do I do?
I've got nine hours more and a line out the door, I'm screwed!"
But the position didn't last long regardless. Even when on shift I didn't act all retarted
My boss saw me smoking those jazz cigarettes two rows back of him, in cineplex

Say put the glass down, put the glass down
Time to put in work off your motherfuckin ass now
Say put the glass down, put the glass down
Time to put in work making all the fuckin cash now
I said get to class now, get to class now
Over celebrate your destination's not okay
No brakes hippy punk Odd insatiable bastard
I'm your favorite skinny drunk occupational hazard

Now it's winter and it's freezing cold
breezy road, thievin from a sleazy store increasing dough
Easy, yo. Almost there and my phone rings and I find out we're closed
And my asshole boss forgot to tell me.
I wanna park and take shots, so I pop a yU-ey
Still dark in the parking lot, so I hoch a lugey
Life's just a movie, this shit is groovy
Let's meet a cutie, Let's roll a doobie
Who's there talkin living lavish
It's pastor travis tossin salads to balads solomon style, the baddest
in charge of a bold herd, a rapper with cold nerves
prophetic and vulgur, to stir up the culture
I know I'm only preachin to the choir so when you get hired don't get fired
bring a spirit get inspired
It's still legal for halfwits to bone and cop kids
But it's illegal for me to stay home alone and drop cid? fuck

Occupational Hazard (Mix 2)

blunts at grandmas

(alright, travis, you've been in there ten hours now.  
nobody needs to get hurt. I know you're upset, and you have every reason to be, 
but nobody in that bank has ever
wanted to hurt you.)
I just want the motherfuckin pizza how I ordered it (it's on its way)
If this stake out was takekout, I'd be aborting it
I'll hit a lick in these bitches for cheese riches
red Vegetables, Breadsticks Hawaiians and Deep dishes
(we called domino's about an hour ago)
and the teen driver stole my pie and smoked a bowl?
What the fuck's going on? (nah don't worry, just calm down)
Are you asking me to be calm with a gun in my sweaty palm now?
Don't push me or I might slip
pull a trigger scar a new white whip
Or this sweet old lady to left of it you crazy
the mercedes is the least of you're worries, how bout the baby?
Is that the police on the second floor? (Travis, it's gonna be alright. I just need you to relax)
Why there Caprices parkin at the door? 
That's not the pizza that I'm askin for!
That's not the pizza that I'm askin for!

MHH 2018 Cypher 2 (pizza guy is late)

Beat I made a few days back.
Untagged WAV version is available for purchase on my Beatstars.

BASS FACE [DEMO]

Producer - Rapper
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